Faptastic

dude must get so much pussy IRL.

dude must get so much pussy IRL.

dude must get so much pussy IRL.

Happy birthday, Koopa guy!

No neckbeards allowed.
 

Repuatation points! What do?
 
I noticed I have one, how do you give them? Who gives them? What do them mean!

Heyyyyooooo.

 

Doing an introduction shoutout thread! My name is "Ch."(People always call me sugar or sugarfree due to group tag) in game and a few or many of you might know/recognize me from the surf server, and Yes the surf server still lives. I play there extremely often as I've recently broke the Top 10 on the server. I've been on and off on the server since it first came out to GO as I remember there was a reset to the rpg plugin a few years ago? Fab and Craig and I go way back! 

 

I'm 19 years old and live in Canada! Vancouver to be exact, I could say I'm in college but I'm not haha

I thoroughly enjoy waffles and big booty bitches.

 

Stoping by to say high as I've just made a forum account and one of the staff members suggested I do so as I believe that I've helped him out. If anyone wants to play with me shoot me a FR and we can do whatever, I play around on the Sg servers even though Jb has been a little bit different since I last played it in css.

 

SINCERELY (CAPS INTENDED)

Ch.

Since i'm going to college in 2 weeks i'm stepping down.
 
My education comes before sG and I wish the best of luck to the rest of Staff and the Event ADV's (Except Knox)
 
I hope that i'll be able to squeeze in some time for you guys while i'm there, but I may not be able to.
 
You guys are awesome.
 

 
Thanks.
 
Wave.

I had almost forgotten it. this picture was one of the first I made

I was one of the only SOs who wasn't a dick to him until he started badgering me for literally 9 rounds in a row (cross map) over a slay today. 

soo umm i just got off work dunno whats really going on, did not know i was a winner umm if 10k credits still avail ill take em thanks #windex

I'll take dat Arma.

Surf Event
 
There will be a surf event from July 18th to July 20th! Double EXP will be turned on for the weekend, as well as some ways to win prizes!
 
Objectives:
 
Over the duration of the event, these objectives will be tracked by gameme:
Most Kills
Most Assists
Most Headshots
Most Playtime
 
As well as those, here are some extra objectives for all to complete!
 
Back to the beginning - Unlevel EVERYTHING in your RPG menu. End the map with at least 2x more kills than deaths (So, 10/5, 20/10, etc, screenshot required showing no levels in rpg menu and K/D at the end of the map)
 
Hide N' Seek - Finish a map with a score of 0/0/0. In order to gain this achievement, you must take a screenshot of the start of the map (when the timer is at 30 minutes), and take a screenshot when the items drop (when the timer is over). At the start of the map, there must be 10 total people, including you, on the server. If the server is dead when you finish, well, you got lucky. 
 
Killsteal Galore - End the map with at least 15 kills and zero assists. Deaths do not matter. (screenshot required)
 
Professional Assistance Required - End the map with zero kills and at least 15 assists. Deaths do not matter. (screenshot required)
 
Endless Valor - Get 100 kills in one map, take a screenshot and wallow in your achievement, you did good.
 
The Unicorn of Kill Sounds - Screenshot the server saying "HOLY SHIT" in the text bar thing.
 
1337 - In some sort of way, have your K/A/D spell out 1337. This can be 13 kills, 3 assists, and 7 deaths, or if you can manage 1 kill 33 assists and 7 deaths somehow, that works too. (screenshot required)
 
Completing objectives will enter you into a raffle to win prizes! (the more objectives you complete, the more raffle entries you have)
 
Rules:
The sG global guidelines must be followed at all times.
Staff are not eligible to win prizes(SO’s can win prizes).
You must have a forum account at www.joinsg.net and not be banned from the servers or the forums at the time of the event in order to be eligible for prizes. If you are caught going AFK in the server to further your chance of winning a prize, you will be disqualified.
All screenshots should be sent to me in a PM on the forums.
Do not attempt to loophole these rules, if you are caught doing so, you will be disqualified. Any issues or questions can be sent to me.
Prizes:
 
Store Credits (10,000x2 / 5,000x3)
Create your own store title that only you can use! x2
CS:GO Weapon Skin pack - Donated by Gallantmon
Arma 3 - Donated by sG
Civilization 5 - Donated by sG
 
I will update this list when more prizes are available, if you wish to donate a prize feel free to message me on the forums or get in contact with one of the Server Officers!
Special thanks to Ichalvl for some of these objectives!

I THINK THIS APPLIES TO YOU

I disagree.
The rule states "the warden must" and not "All CTs must".
That either excludes the rest of the CT team from having to add it to the single command they are allowed to give, or leaves room for misinterpretation. While personally I'd say it regardless, if the purpose of this is rule clarification then the rule is not clear.

Send me the other one.
 
Also, to all the other scum on here who think this is cool and want to do the same thing intentionally, just look up social engineering. 

ALL THESE TOUGH GUYS
 
CHAIR FORCE 4 LYFE
 

 
What Marine said as well

Ok here's how it all went down: I joined on the map sweeper and you were complaining about something that there was nothing wrong with which I thought was funny and even told you it's not punishable then you cocked an attitude. Then we switched to galaxy and started our first game on the bhop course, you said "none of you guys can even bhop" and once I finished you continued to say "oh dude you fucking suck faggot, come play public and I'll fucking destroy you blah blah trash talk" I then reminded him that i played with him for a couple games yesterday and that every game he was bottom fragger with the most of a whopping 5 kills and continued to say i suck even after I reminded you that I hit 30 kills and carried you like a backpack. Also stop trying to call strats when you are bottom frag and stop back seat driving when you die because you cant make it past the 30 second mark, just some advice for when you want to bring down another team that can't carry you.
 
You then started to call me retarded and other mean names and I said "oh man you're breaking the rules you try so hard to dearly enforce" sarcastically. You are the epitome of hypocrisy. Admeen (huffpuff)) didn't insult you at all, You are indeed easy going but when you get mad you try to put on your big boy glasses and try to pull all this shit you know nothing about. the reason I kicked you was the sole reason because you chose a game mode you KNEW would break the gravity of the map and even crash the server on purpose and saying "lets break the server", in all honestly I should have banned you, not to mention all you did was kill yourself when someone won the games to avoid from them getting the points. 

 
Oh and the whole "he was doing nothing but talking crap, and then when asked to stop started attacking me, and basically started a whole argument,"  is also a blatant lie, I even called you out on it. I said "Stop trying to act so innocent when you are the one that is talking trash" is what I said. You said specifically "OH I FRAPPED THE WHOLE THING IM REPORTING YOU" I replied " I'm asking you, post them in the complaint so everyone can see how you are lying and trying to act like the poor kid in the corner." So where are the frapped videos? You then said "Demon, why do you keep insulting me" and i said " I know you're recording again and trying to act as if you're innocent so go ahead" The here comes the, you guessed it "No i'm not" followed by the " I WAS RECORDING YOU THE WHOLE TIME FAGGOT" 
 
Shadow vouching for you being chill doesn't mean shit, I can vouch for shadow being ripped and that doesn't in any way matter to this because they are two different things. Both Val Vexer, and huff can vouch for me since they were present. You also said I should never play on the sG servers again blah blah blah and how the moderator of the server would totally be on your side, yet when I asked you who the mod was you had no clue. I then put my sG tags on (sorry staff ) and you stopped talking and then switched back over to something else to cause drama. I'm serious though, post the recordings or did you "lose them". I'm sure the forums will get a kick out of it. All you are is drama 

 
People like you keep our servers populated, everyone loves to laugh at someone elses expense
 
 
 
EDIT: The bans were by eddy, turtlefrenzy, and catsarecrits, if you look closely you can almost see an inside joke, I got banned for one minute. it's not disciplinary action, Iv'e never been banned in a serious way.
 
 
WAIT A MINUTE "P.S.   Sorry I was unable to get their steam ID's and any recording of it. unfortunately I assume that means nothing will happen but I figured it's worth bringing up just in case."
 
 
 
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS KID

Thanks Obama.

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TalkingTotheWalls disconnected (STEAM_1:1:61846967)  I quote "This is what you get for making fun of me in highschool"

Couldn't handle the autism associated with a weekend-long event.

Couldn't handle the autism associated with a weekend-long event.

Couldn't handle the autism associated with a weekend-long event.

Couldn't handle the autism associated with a weekend-long event.