Mr. Coconut :3

aww tortoise is cute

Such a sweetheart <3

Randomly pops in and offers me and Camel Fallout 3 GOTY since we missed the sale. <3
 

I am all for this as long as i don't have klark on my team

Paul needs to be remembered for being a good hero to american http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/3280059407830877042/4A6F72C29B2ADBE1B062090A9B7B9CEF563A8724/

loll
 
roleplay
 
 
in minecraft
 
"I'm sir blockuss breakuss of minecraftia""

ask archy

My team already knows what's up, but I'm just going to own it and post publicly;
 
I done fucked up now. I got the timezone wrong, forgot that this rig crashes Source games for no discernable reason, and on top of that didn't do much regardless.
I'm stepping down as captain, and, if you don't ban me from signups for any team-based tourney from now on, I'm just going to refrain from signing. I apologize profusely for what happened out there. Even I can't stand myself. I singlehandedly fucked that whole match up. There are literally not enough words I could use to explain how fucking sorry I am.
 
Sean is taking over as captain.
From there it is up to him what to do with me, although I prefer that he simply cuts me out of the team and finds someone else to recruit to the roster.
 
What happened is that I got the Timezones wrong; they said 8 EST and that to me translated to 6 MST. I was wrong; it was 5 MST and I was basically a half-hour late to the team's match. On top of that, my wifi got throttled by Cocks, so I couldn't be on my rig. Before, for the practices, I had hotspotted off of my friend's phone, but the issue was that he got off at roughly 6:20 MST. That would have made me miss the entire match completely. Instead, I opted to make a short drive to a relative's house and play on their PC. As bad as it was I thought I could deal with all of the kinks.
I forgot something;
It crashes any and all Source games and random times for absolutely no visible/obvious/unobvious reason. I think it's just a hardware problem. Before I remembered that though, I went out on a food run and ate my meal, thinking I had almost 40 minutes until the match, not realizing that while I was eating I was already 20 minutes late. This whole incident was an issue of my ignorance and shitty memory, so I'm not showing up on the forums/any of the servers [with the possible exception of TTT] for as long as I feel would atone for me failing my team.
 
Please feel free to -rep me and post all of your hateful comments below, I fucking deserve it.
 
Edit: I said neg-rep. I'm a piece of shit who failed the team I FUCKING ROSTERED, why the hell am I being praised?!

please just leave your computer and take a breather, I don't think our forums can handle this much butt hurt.

Because telling people to kill themselves is super duper

Hey eddy, great choice on SO's they are excellent role models. 

acebats, kill yourself. i tried hard because we were down A MEMBER. 
tdkr, you're autism. literally fucking autism. we asked to pause the 1st round after halftime. 
oh and let me add how none of the team carried other than ROFL.

3 Eva Angelinas

huge squid means more seafood, ya dingus
 
also, you may not have noticed, but it's pretty fake lol. How come you guys are so bad at identifying satire sites? lol
 
http://www.lightlybraisedturnip.com/bad-asian-driving-plane-crash/
 
same website^^

ask archy

Your stance?

Hello

the real way its done is by going through the dota-allstars hero suggestion subforum that pendragon stole

ROFL you're only 13 stop now

Its what i've always wanted!