ctark 1983 Posted January 10, 2014 http://www.lightlybraisedturnip.com/giant-squid-in-california/ Local radioactive gigantism expert Santa Marino College biology professor Martin L. Grimm, PhD said that the nuclear disaster may have had some unintended benefits. I wouldn't have guessed that a nuclear disaster might have unintended benefits...Wait a second, there are benefits to a nuclear disaster??? also: Grimm believes that harnessing radioactive gigantism may be like harnessing the atom to create atomic energy. “Imagine a tuna fish that could feed a city the size of Austin, Texas,” he said. “This is the possibility of radioactive gigantism.”Oh god, the horror..... If any residents spot an unusually sized sea creature, they should call the U.S. Coast Guard hotline at 1-800-BIG-FISH 2 HurFFiNatEr010 and JMaFia reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siesan 1802 Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) http://www.lightlybraisedturnip.com/giant-squid-in-california/ I wouldn't have guessed that a nuclear disaster might have unintended benefits...Wait a second, there are benefits to a nuclear disaster???huge squid means more seafood, ya dingus also, you may not have noticed, but it's pretty fake lol. How come you guys are so bad at identifying satire sites? lol http://www.lightlybraisedturnip.com/bad-asian-driving-plane-crash/ same website^^ Edited January 10, 2014 by #fuckdattranny 1 1 Gerald and Mr. Coconut :3 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ctark 1983 Posted January 10, 2014 Oh I knew it was fake, the first paragraph is kind of trustworthy, but then it goes down hill.You posted before I was able to edit a few more quotes in. I still think it was funny, and worth a post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ichalvl 1752 Posted January 10, 2014 Guess that one night stand of mine is back to hunt me down Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrCoolness 547 Posted January 10, 2014 Does it look ridiculously photo shopped to anyone else? 7 Silent_Shot, The Real Xlite, camelFun and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntyCrix 591 Posted January 10, 2014 Come on, admit it ctark you thought it was real! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Azzkicker 100 Posted January 10, 2014 Ehh what if it was real? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Groov 568 Posted January 10, 2014 Does it look ridiculously photo shopped to anyone else?Yeah I was like wot, ctark cant seriously fall for this, can he? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Xlite 270 Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) Edited January 10, 2014 by Xlite 1 MrCoolness reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika 320 Posted January 10, 2014 Another attempt to cash in on The Onion's success. Yawn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElectronicDrug 7496 Posted January 10, 2014 Wait a second, there are benefits to a nuclear disaster???Yes, depending on what country it happens in. 2 ctark and Faded reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayne 4478 Posted January 10, 2014 Yes, depending on what country it happens in. Anybody remember Hiroshima? Inb4peoplerage /sarcasm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElectronicDrug 7496 Posted January 10, 2014 Anybody remember Hiroshima? <br /><br />Inb4peoplerage /sarcasm hiroshima advanced worldwide culture. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayne 4478 Posted January 10, 2014 I don't get it #blondemoment Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElectronicDrug 7496 Posted January 10, 2014 Idk. Poorly worded. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayne 4478 Posted January 10, 2014 Fail post was fail? TROLOLOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeauutifulChaos 902 Posted January 10, 2014 All this talk of mysterious giant sea creatures makes me wanna go scuba diving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayne 4478 Posted January 10, 2014 All this talk of mysterious giant sea creatures is turning me on Huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntyCrix 591 Posted January 10, 2014 hiroshima advanced worldwide culture.I don't get it #blondemoment The killing of the citizens of Hiroshima benefited world culture. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DogsGoMeow 1606 Posted January 10, 2014 Guess that one night stand of mine is back to hunt me downWasn't that with stabbity? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
