Goldentongue

Ok, the biggest disservice I've done to you isn't crudely insulting your lifestyle choices so far, it's assuming you're smart enough to figure out why this would make no sense on your own.
To start, I'll begin with a line from the well written but logically flawed post by Camelfun:
"The ocean is vast, deep, mysterious, and fucking marvelous. It's nice to imagine all of the history that has grown in the waters. There is so much that is unknown, and so much that we're hoping truly does exist."
This is true. Much of the deep ocean is completely unexplored, and discovery of new deep ocean species happens on a regular basis. But let's highlight part of that: deep ocean.  The idea of a large surface dwelling animal (which legend has it mermaids are), fish or mammal, existing without any scientific documentation so far is highly dubious.
But let's assume that mermaids are deep water creatures. What we see in deep water species is evolutionary traits thatlessresemble shallower marine species, and certainly don't resemble land creatures at all. The vastly unique environmental conditions of the deep ocean would create evolutionary developments so completely different from land animals.
Yes, convergent evolution does occur, but it always occurs in animals that share almost the exact same environment and niche. Sharks and dolphins have similar shape as large marine predators. Bats and birds have similar shape as small flying insect eaters.
But for a deepwater fish and a land dwelling primate to evolve similarly at all makes zero sense. Humans evolved from a very specific set of conditions involving earlier primates that descended from trees and began walking upright, only within the past couple million years. There is no set of evolutionary conditions that would involve the development of a creature with the upper torso of a primate and the lower body of a fish, two creatures that are separated by billions of years of evolution. And no other creature on earth is exactly one half of something, and one half of another animal entirely.
There are countless mythological creatures that involve the combination of multiple different species. The sphinx, the chimera, the cockatrice, the unicorn, the griffin, Pegasus, etc, all very clearly fictional. Throughout human history they've created new fantastic creature for stories using the elements of existing creatures they know. And what animal do humans know better than humans themselves? We have the centaur, the Minotaur, harpies, and yes, mermaids, just to name a few legendary monsters created with a human element. Many religions even worship gods with a very human form, based on the ancient misconception that out of all the animals on this planet, we are somehow divinely special or unique.
 
There is not a shred of credible scientific evidence to support the existence of mermaids, despite the countless anecdotal stories that claim they exist. The same can be said of bigfoot, ghosts, and many of the creatures listed above. Sure, you can insistently claim that we have no means of disproving it and therefore you have the right to maintain your belief, but by that logic we could argue that an invisible tooth fairy comes and sucks my dick in the middle of the night and that's why I wake up with sticky sheets.

>"Goldentongue u r Retarded"
>"Mermaids is real"
>Shut the fuck up Rayne
>"Goldentongue pls stop"
>No
>"Goldentongue u r Retarded."

Lol, and Rayne says I'm the retarded one.

PM:
No. Your choice to make your life shitty with your chubby white trash gf and your tribal arm tattoos is your choice, but when you spread idiotic misinformation like this I'm going to call you out on it along with everyone else who thinks you're a dumbass.

Compression sleeves. This was taken at an exchange point during a 200 mile relay race I was running.

Unlike Mr. Erectile Dysfunction's anaerobic ass up above I can actually climb a flight of stairs without losing my breath.
 
 
 
 
 


I've taken a couple years of break from driving human sacks of shit back into their holes but with all these neo nazi fuckheads popping their heads out of the ground maybe it's time to come back out of retirement.

One for you

And one for you.

This is seriously what it's like for you guys?
I usually want to do it right again to some other kind of porn, but I get frustrated that I'm not ready to go immediately after, so I have to wait about five minutes.
Repeat as necessary. Usually once or twice more.

Compression sleeves. This was taken at an exchange point during a 200 mile relay race I was running.

Unlike Mr. Erectile Dysfunction's anaerobic ass up above I can actually climb a flight of stairs without losing my breath.
 
 
 
 
 


I've taken a couple years of break from driving human sacks of shit back into their holes but with all these neo nazi fuckheads popping their heads out of the ground maybe it's time to come back out of retirement.

Compression sleeves. This was taken at an exchange point during a 200 mile relay race I was running.

Unlike Mr. Erectile Dysfunction's anaerobic ass up above I can actually climb a flight of stairs without losing my breath.
 
 
 
 
 


I've taken a couple years of break from driving human sacks of shit back into their holes but with all these neo nazi fuckheads popping their heads out of the ground maybe it's time to come back out of retirement.

I was 89-90kg in that picture I think.
I'm 100kg+ now lol. I'll post pics after this bulk.

Compression sleeves. This was taken at an exchange point during a 200 mile relay race I was running.

Unlike Mr. Erectile Dysfunction's anaerobic ass up above I can actually climb a flight of stairs without losing my breath.
 
 
 
 
 


I've taken a couple years of break from driving human sacks of shit back into their holes but with all these neo nazi fuckheads popping their heads out of the ground maybe it's time to come back out of retirement.

Compression sleeves. This was taken at an exchange point during a 200 mile relay race I was running.

Unlike Mr. Erectile Dysfunction's anaerobic ass up above I can actually climb a flight of stairs without losing my breath.
 
 
 
 
 


I've taken a couple years of break from driving human sacks of shit back into their holes but with all these neo nazi fuckheads popping their heads out of the ground maybe it's time to come back out of retirement.

Compression sleeves. This was taken at an exchange point during a 200 mile relay race I was running.

Unlike Mr. Erectile Dysfunction's anaerobic ass up above I can actually climb a flight of stairs without losing my breath.
 
 
 
 
 


I've taken a couple years of break from driving human sacks of shit back into their holes but with all these neo nazi fuckheads popping their heads out of the ground maybe it's time to come back out of retirement.

Compression sleeves. This was taken at an exchange point during a 200 mile relay race I was running.

Unlike Mr. Erectile Dysfunction's anaerobic ass up above I can actually climb a flight of stairs without losing my breath.
 
 
 
 
 


I've taken a couple years of break from driving human sacks of shit back into their holes but with all these neo nazi fuckheads popping their heads out of the ground maybe it's time to come back out of retirement.

u guys r small lol
 

meet my new best friend 
 
tbh he is a super chill guy and we had a great time

calf compression socks, im pretty sure

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Well, Pebbz is back to talking in his heroin addled Care Bare character voice. Prepare for a couple weeks of try-hard trolling