Dakka

Was probably mine, I'm counting that as my kill.

you see a naked man and you instinctively pull a rock out of your ass

People told me that i fucked shit up with what i said on the subject of Admins, But who gives a fuck like i mean too late now <3
 

I believe the server should have teleport commands since running through every danger (bears, raiders and helicopters mostly) to your friend's house isn't always worth it.
 
 
We could have a competition like JBingo where you have to complete certain tasks and screenshot them.
Run over a mine and survive! Kill a bear with a wooden spear! (With a mod that tracks the distances you get kills) Kill a player with a crossbow at a distance of 100m! Something like that but a lot more creative and challenging.

Lost something valuable? Die in a horrific way? Put it down so your loss will be remembered.
 
I lost ~200 high grade metal, a rifle, and 26 bullets to a bear that flew into my face.

Lost something valuable? Die in a horrific way? Put it down so your loss will be remembered.
 
I lost ~200 high grade metal, a rifle, and 26 bullets to a bear that flew into my face.

Lost something valuable? Die in a horrific way? Put it down so your loss will be remembered.
 
I lost ~200 high grade metal, a rifle, and 26 bullets to a bear that flew into my face.

hi, im here to complain about my meal I received at Taco Bueno yesterday. They forgot my fucking salsa, I love that shit and they dispose of my likes and forget it?
lol yunki every time I post something you immediately down vote it 

How to properly introduce someone to sG | Jailbreak
 
As a regular player on jailbreak, I tend to see a lot of newer people who don't know how to play get screamed at or disrespected by other players and sometimes higher class members. I definitely believe this is wrong as it drives them away from the community. So I am here to teach all you fellow people how to properly do so! This is aimed more at higher class members, but is also meant for anyone to read, so that they can become a more notable player.
 
Step 1: Make a good example of yourself: By being a good example you are well aware of the sG Jailbreak rules, which can be found in-game by typing (!rules) or by searching them up on the joinsg website. You are mature, respectful to all players, but can also be strict on things that are way out of hand. By respecting all players that means that you aren't calling a newer person or a veteran player in-game a harsh word because they did something wrong, (being strict at this point means you can raise your voice and be stern calling them out on what they did, not just blatantly disrespecting them), tell them of their wrong doing and if so give them a certain punishment and kindly tell them to read the rules.
 
Step 2: Help them out: If a person ask a question that is safe to answer, answer it. Unless it is something like: What is 2+2? You don't have to answer every question, but if someone asks, "What is lr?"  , just respond kindly by saying something along the lines of, "Lr is two things: Last Round and Last Request, last round is the decision on who gets lr (last request), and whoever gets lr, they can choose up to a large variety of things such as a freeday, or a warday, or a ct jday." If they have further questions, answer them, but at the same time don't take up the whole round helping them out if you are warden, if you would like to do so pass on your warden.
 
Step 3: Show them that this is for fun: By doing so, you are showing them that this isn't serious, and that it shouldn't be taken serious (unless mfk of course or fk). What I mean is, if someone or the person that you are directing towards is taking jailbreak as a weight on their shoulder, calm them down and lift them up, don't just make them angrier.
 
Step 4: Have fun and introduce them into new things: When people ask me why I play jailbreak, I simply tell them, "It is a pretty fun game and has some awesome people to meet." My best moments on jailbreak are when everyone is having a good time, so when someone isn't, do what I recommended you to do in Step 3. Introduce them to new things such as the joinsg website, or sG Bingo, hell even other game modes or games that are sG supported.
 
TL;DR : Don't be a dick, and have fun while also showing them the rules of the game. If you want, introduce them to new games. If the person is a bit emotional (mad or such) don't be the person to bring them down even more.
 

Sorry if I sound like an asshole for restricting what a new player can do on an sG server, but this is kind of annoying to deal with. The amount of MFK, FK, "I dunno how to warden/don't want to warden", and "AFK freeze/drop weapon or ill kill you" completely slows down rounds and makes other new players leave and never come back.
 
Solution: Require 1 hour of total playtime (non-spectator) before one can join the CT team.
Example: "Hello and welcome to sG Jailbreak, you must have 1 hour of playtime on this server before you can join the CT/Guards."
 
I believe this would improve the quality of each round and reduce the amount of unnecessary killing and incomplete/"illegal" (AFK freeze) orders.

Sorry if I sound like an asshole for restricting what a new player can do on an sG server, but this is kind of annoying to deal with. The amount of MFK, FK, "I dunno how to warden/don't want to warden", and "AFK freeze/drop weapon or ill kill you" completely slows down rounds and makes other new players leave and never come back.
 
Solution: Require 1 hour of total playtime (non-spectator) before one can join the CT team.
Example: "Hello and welcome to sG Jailbreak, you must have 1 hour of playtime on this server before you can join the CT/Guards."
 
I believe this would improve the quality of each round and reduce the amount of unnecessary killing and incomplete/"illegal" (AFK freeze) orders.

Sorry if I sound like an asshole for restricting what a new player can do on an sG server, but this is kind of annoying to deal with. The amount of MFK, FK, "I dunno how to warden/don't want to warden", and "AFK freeze/drop weapon or ill kill you" completely slows down rounds and makes other new players leave and never come back.
 
Solution: Require 1 hour of total playtime (non-spectator) before one can join the CT team.
Example: "Hello and welcome to sG Jailbreak, you must have 1 hour of playtime on this server before you can join the CT/Guards."
 
I believe this would improve the quality of each round and reduce the amount of unnecessary killing and incomplete/"illegal" (AFK freeze) orders.

Sorry if I sound like an asshole for restricting what a new player can do on an sG server, but this is kind of annoying to deal with. The amount of MFK, FK, "I dunno how to warden/don't want to warden", and "AFK freeze/drop weapon or ill kill you" completely slows down rounds and makes other new players leave and never come back.
 
Solution: Require 1 hour of total playtime (non-spectator) before one can join the CT team.
Example: "Hello and welcome to sG Jailbreak, you must have 1 hour of playtime on this server before you can join the CT/Guards."
 
I believe this would improve the quality of each round and reduce the amount of unnecessary killing and incomplete/"illegal" (AFK freeze) orders.

Sorry if I sound like an asshole for restricting what a new player can do on an sG server, but this is kind of annoying to deal with. The amount of MFK, FK, "I dunno how to warden/don't want to warden", and "AFK freeze/drop weapon or ill kill you" completely slows down rounds and makes other new players leave and never come back.
 
Solution: Require 1 hour of total playtime (non-spectator) before one can join the CT team.
Example: "Hello and welcome to sG Jailbreak, you must have 1 hour of playtime on this server before you can join the CT/Guards."
 
I believe this would improve the quality of each round and reduce the amount of unnecessary killing and incomplete/"illegal" (AFK freeze) orders.

Thanks!

Jailbreak Admin Information
 
General Guidelines:
Abide by all rules, both on our Global and JB-specific MOTD pages. You are not required to enforce the rules, but you are required to be familiar with them. This is to prevent confusion. Do not punish unless you are certain a rule has been broken.  This means if you didn't see it happen or are unsure  exactly why a person was killed, then ASK the killer. This means to not be a trigger happy admin on the slays/rockets. Do not act under the premise of "I bought admin for my own benefit, so I can do what I want" Or you will quickly become hated and if found abusing, will likely have admin revoked. This applies whether you paid for admin or got it via Rank. Use common sense when using your admin, do not make the server no fun when you are on. Remember that Admins are viewed as role models when on the server, so try to have fun but not be a total dunce. When accepting Last requests, admins may not over-ride other admins Exception being Server Officers may over-rule both Paid admins and rank admins. Staff have final say. When Accepting last requests, use the Courtesy rule-- If someone accepts before you and can do the commands, don't try to forcibly deny it. SO/Staff may Deny at their discretion. Punishment guidelines:
Maximum ban time allowed for Paid Admins is 6 hours. If You need a ban longer than this, ban for maximum time, then post a  thread with proof requesting an extension. (Proof being screenshots and/or demo's of the incident) Use the warn/slay/kick/ban method of punishment. This means if someone is free killing, either slay them or ct them, then tell them what they did wrong. In the event of a mass freekiller, please ban on sight if it is obvious they are here just to grief the server. If so, ban/restrict them for maximum amount of allowed time, then screenshot and post a report so further punishment can be given. If there are cases of other admins abusing, gather evidence via Demos & Screenshots and post it. If you want something done about abusive  admins, provide proof so the admin can be dealt with. Things You Shouldn't do:
Using votes to force what happens any round (other than LR) is NOT allowed. You may recommend to do a vote for it, but may not FORCE it. This is in regards to war days, freedays, or any other special day. Do not forcibly team switch yourself or any other person to CT when  there is not an open spot for them. Use the team selection menu if you would like them to switch. Mute others to take warden yourself, or muting others for no reason at all. Unmute yourself on Terrorist to just talk arbitrarily when orders are being given. If you are re-muted by another admin, DO NOT unmute yourself again.  Only unmute yourself for admin business. Using No-clip for no reason. Being stuck or dealing with people breaking rules are legitimate reasons, but ONLY if necessary. Do not use your respawn ability on yourself, even if you are freekilled, unless you intend on respawning every T that you know was freekilled. Just because you have to ability to respawn yourself doesn't mean other people shouldn't be respawned because you're lazy. This is an unofficial way of saying do not respawn freekilled people (except those that had LR and were killed), just use respawn for LRs. Using slap as a joke. Only use it either when getting  someone's attention, or to get someone off an object(If they are still stuck, either have them slay themselves or teleport them out). Setting health above 100 for no reason. Should only be used when a mass freekiller is trying to kill everyone, or during LRs. Giving yourself guns that are not spawned in on the map by default. Only Spawn in guns for LRs/ deagle/bomb toss games if needed. Using higher immunity(if applicable) to ignore punishment you would have received if you were targetable by another admin. If you screwed up, slay or restrict yourself. Punishing people for no reason, or punishing other admins for enacting correct punishment against you. Never punish a T for rebelling, under any circumstance -- Including LR's. You may never use admin to eliminate rebellers. Using either admin-only or all-admin chat to argue or flame another person or admin. Binds:
 
In order to bind keys, you need to enable the developer console. To do this, open CS:GO and go to Options>Game Settings>Enable developer console>Yes
 
After doing this, the general bind command is as follows:
 
"bind <key> <command> <target> <amount>"
 
For example, if you want to bind the "o" key to set health for all Ts to 100, you would type "bind o sm_sethealth @t 100".
 
The quotes here are extremely important and MUST be added for all binds.
 
To bind multiple commands to a single key, place a semicolon between commands.
 
For example, "bind p  sm_mute @me;sm_unmute @me". Pressing p will now execute the commands in the order you typed them for your bind.
 
Common <target> shortcuts to be used are @t (entire T team), @ct (entire CT team), @me (only yourself), @aim (The person you are looking at), @all (whole server, DO NOT USE WITH RESPAWN OR MUTE), or a part of the target's name that is not shared with anyone else on the server at the time.
 
Some commands do not need anything filled in for the <amount> input. If you are unsure what order you need to type the inputs for a command, simply type /<command> into chat with no inputs.
 
The most efficient way to bind is using the keypad, which uses the following <key> inserts:
kp_slash * kp_dash kp_home kp_uparrow kp_pgup kp_leftarrow kp_5 kp_rightarrow kp_end kp_downarrow kp_pgdn kp_ins kp_del kp_enter kp_minus kp_plus General Commands:
 
All commands are available through the !admin menu, but each command also has a typed version.
 
You can use any typed admin command preceded either by an exclamation mark (!) or a forward slash (/). The only difference between the two is that when you precede your command with the forward slash, it doesn't display the typed command in the chatbox.
 
Common Commands:
 
The following commands are the ones you will use most often on the server, in both console and typed format.
Slay:  sm_slay    !slay Rocket:   sm_rocket    !rocket            Slay with a little more fun, do not use this command with @all or for the whole of either team. Slap:       sm_slap     !slap                Default damage is 0, so if you want to do damage to the player your are slapping make sure you enter a value for <amount> Health:   sm_sethealth  !sethealth    (Add a command to the end of your bind saying that you set health.) Ex: "bind o sm_sethealth @t 100;say @Ts are healed" AHealth: sm_ahealth !ahealth Set health to T's in an area around you Restrict:  sm_ct       !ct Beacon:  sm_beacon    !beacon Gravity:    sm_gravity      !gravity        The <amount> input here is the multiplier on the normal gravity amount, usually use 0.1 for lowgrav This command does not automatically reset itself each round, so you have to manually reset gravity for people when their LR is over by setting it back to 1 Freeze:   sm_freeze       !freeze       Default <amount> is 10 seconds, so make sure you do a large number if freezing for mic check or warday !freeze @all 9999 To unfreeze, just do !freeze @all 1, this will unfreeze/refreeze everyone for 1 second, thus unfreezing them Color:     sm_color         !color             <amount> for this command is in R G B Opacity format, with the highest being 255. Ex: !color @t 0 0 0 255 for black, 255 0 0 255 for red, etc. Mute:      sm_mute         !mute Unmute: sm_unmute   !unmute       In order to unmute someone that was never unmuted (i.e. a T), you must mute and then unmute them Gag:       sm_gag        !gag Ungag:  sm_ungag    !ungag Give weapon:   sm_give   !give           The <amount> for this command is weapon_<gun you are giving> <bullets>   Ex: !give @t weapon_taser 9999 Save location:   sm_saveloc   !saveloc     Saves location to teleport someone to. Teleport:            sm_teleport    !teleport     MUST have a location saved by previous command. Blink teleport:   sm_blink         !blink           Teleports <target> to location you are looking at Bring:                 sm_bring        !bring          Brings <target> to your current location, without needing to use !saveloc Vote:                  sm_vote           !vote You should only use console for this command since CS:GO does not allow you to use double quotes in chat Quotes must be placed around question and and any answers that have spaces in them The first option on all votes must be x to discourage people that spam 1 on votes Ex: sm_vote "Warday next round?" x "Yes, I want warday" "No, I don't want warday" Revoke: sm_revoke !revoke Reset your <target>  Speed, Color, Gravity, etc, to default. Admin chat to all: sm_say    !say       (Alternatively, use all chat and precede your message with @. Ex: @No camping)
Admin chat to admins:  Use team chat and precede your message with @.

Friends, sadly it's time to reinstate the Janitor's Project (JP). In the past, JP was a tool used to rid UV/sG of super trolls from the community. These weren't your normal "haha" trolls. These trolls did nothing positive for the community and terrorized recruits and respectable members. To prevent this tool from being used for tyranny. A majority staff vote must be achieved to expel members from the clan.
With a standing vote of 15-2 Boondocks has been JP'd from the clan.
His recent thread flaming a recruit earned the nomination of JP candidate.

Constantly antagonizes and flames recruits and other members
Whenever he's in Teamspeak he is always jumping from channel to channel with the purpose to annoy and troll everyone in the channel.
keeps breaking rules even after warnings and infractions.

To expand on the constant warnings and infractions, here is a list of infractions that earned the JP nomination:

**All listed infractions have been given to him in a 14 month period**

19 RACISM INFRACTIONS

4 FLAMING INFRACTIONS

10 RECRUITMENT VOTING INFRACTIONS

2 WELCOMING/RESPECT INFRACTIONS

3 SEVERE FLAMING/FLAMING STAFF INFRACTIONS

2 SEVERE TROLLING INFRACTIONS

Just so we're clear, this is NOT a permanent ban. His clan status has been removed. This clan removal eliminates his ability to have rank admin on our servers and removes his community voting privileges.

Everyone take notice. sG will not tolerate excessive trolling and the denigration of fellow gamers for your own amusement.

- sG Staff

wow it must've been brutal in high school. too many rules for you, huh?
 
i don't understand this logic. it's not allowed, don't use it. i don't cuss around my family, simply out of personal conviction, so i think you'll be okay not using nigga in sG servers.
 
hope you're not white. if you are, please kill yourself

I accept this movement, it's about time we get to see women have an equal place in sG's community.
 
Besides the point, there should be more women than squeakers in the servers anyway.

For a while, I did gS just to fuck with people.

Goddamn I love that show (the one in your signature).
 
That bears laugh got me goin every time I watched.

I accept this movement, it's about time we get to see women have an equal place in sG's community.
 
Besides the point, there should be more women than squeakers in the servers anyway.