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> Totes complaining about York complaining
> Literally bitches non-stop if someone says a word against her in CSGO
> GG
> I hate everyone. Myself included. 

I'm going to create an Encyclopedia of Rust Salt one of these days. When people read about it in threads, they can look at the individual layers of each person's Rust salt on a timeline, to better understand someone's seemingly unreasonable salt. 
 

Someone please fucking explain to me why the fuck there was a wedding in a video game
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So lets clear some things up... @yorkenvy you literally bitch about every thing in Rust. It's annoying. And you constantly saying I am up Karma's ass because we are friends and you aren't, is also annoying. I NEVER had my own opinion about her because I didn't fucking know her. Every time I ever said anything about her my statement would start with "I don't know Karma, but it seems like..." So you can't say I hated her, nor can you use me calling her a bitch as an excuse considering me calling her a bitch is the reason our friendship actually started. I literally had no problem with any of you, I have said from day 1 I had no problems, I just didn't want to base with you guys. But because we got salty at you guys for spending an entire night ruining our first actual time playing you now have decided to be an asshole to us all. So to prevent future problems, I am done talking/interacting with you. 
@Rootbeer Cman knew it was me considering I said I was coming over there, I was talking on my mic and he stared at me until deciding to gun me down and take my shit. Why take my stuff when you knew I was coming to set up for the event.  Which I clearly said I was coming to do. We were TRYING to set up things for both sides of the server so everyone could have fun, but they like to suck the fun out of everything. I said multiple times that we wanted everyone to have fun and we WANTED them to come "crash" the party. We knew they would want to do that as soon as we said the wedding was happening so we thought it would be a fun little "event" on the server. But the Cman thing wasn't even the real problem here. That all got worked out between those involved, so it isn't a huge deal. I have no issues with Cman, but he is getting shot with my Eoka pistol. :^) 
@ThatOllieWhoDies So lets not twist the story around...when we first started playing Rust you guys raided us 4 fucking times in 1 night. We couldn't even keep a base built longer than 3 hours because of your group. Karma saw this going on and offered for us to base next to her so we could possibly build a base and actually play. We also have claimed that we don't want any part of killing you guys or raiding and we just like having fun, but you are constantly targeting us.....we never target you until you come after us, which is always first. So when we raid you guys, you have nothing to complain about. You guys get so god damn pissy about things other people do on the server but you do them to others. You literally go out of your way to ruin game play for people. Everyone can be toxic to some degree on that server, but your group can be awful. I told you earlier I could see some rules being put in place so both sides feel the server is ran fairly, but when you guys cry about things that you turn around and do to others, nobody wants to listen or care. 
 
Also, @Karma you're a bitch. 

Yes he did
edit: Finally figured out how to upload the video....
@The Impenetrable Wall @Ghoul @jimmyburr    

FTFY
 
 

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Rare double post!
 
See the following chart, the black line is "old" and the orange lines are "new" damage. The lighter, faded orange is farther away from the blademaster (200 units or ~66% of the uts range) and the darker orange is the theoretical maximum (if you were standing literally inside of the blademaster's player model - it will never hit for this much damage).
What you will notice is that at 100 unit distance (which is pretty close), you have not surpassed the "old damage" until 13 hits. That means if you are close as fuck to the blademaster, it takes 13 hits before the damage is better than it used to be. At 200 units, if you stand in the ult the entire time you will only take 89 damage (nearly 50% less than the old ultimate damage).
 
This rewards players who are a) aware and keep their distance and/or b) aim well and slow the BM down with bullet-tagging CSGO mechanics
 
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edit: adjusted the dmg so it's linear after 10, apparently it hits 45 times and not 25 times like I had assumed (lol) so my calculations were BONKERS M8. I updated the numbers above to reflect the update.
 
In summary: nobody played blademaster seriously since it was nerfed 1.5 years ago (calling @HornyCat) so y'all need to deal with it. If the ult gets nerfed any more other shit will just get buffed then it'll be like every other flavorless knife race. At least right now it's different.

1 in a 1,000,000,000 chance to perma ban, anyone with luck that bad shouldn't be allowed to play on our servers.

1 in a 1,000,000,000 chance to perma ban, anyone with luck that bad shouldn't be allowed to play on our servers.

1 in a 1,000,000,000 chance to perma ban, anyone with luck that bad shouldn't be allowed to play on our servers.

#BringBackCentranRaces
 
 
@centran code a "hacker" race with an ultimate that does annoying admin commands on people (drug/blind/freeze/burn/slap a few times/launch for x time) with a built in rare occurrence to kick the target with a message saying they'd been hacked.

No but we were considering having everyone (team, enemies, specs) within radius be kicked from the server. It would be a nice little pseudo team balanacer 

if (voicePitch > x && playtimeToday > y) { kick user }
 
^ This may kick girls if they play too much too.
 

That's okay. I don't mind being called a squeaker. It's only because I join you guys in raids so it's just a general term for our giant ass group because 90% of them are squeakers.

What do they teach these kids in school these days
 
They must be too busy thinking about Rust to pay attention...
 
@Karma can we follow valves footsteps?
Those that are under 18 are subject to an Anti-Addiction System which is also found in the Perfect World version of Dota 2 as well

The underground railroad: squeaker edition

Cs go at the year 2020.
 

one of the closest times where i almost got scammed
 
they're everywhere guys watch out
 
even on the forums... 

I have to agree to an extent. The only reason I would disagree is if it, by some astronomical anomaly a coincidence. Not only playing with but not reporting to a staff member that there is someone avoiding a ban, regardless of your relationship shows a lack of maturity. 

I have to agree to an extent. The only reason I would disagree is if it, by some astronomical anomaly a coincidence. Not only playing with but not reporting to a staff member that there is someone avoiding a ban, regardless of your relationship shows a lack of maturity. 

i mean if an sG member knowingly plays with someone who gets on another account when they're permabanned
 
im not sure why they shouldnt be punished for it with all things considered

No if it was a joke the post would've said this:
 
I was at Long near pit and shot a deadly decoy at car and it killed me, it's ridiculous has to be at least 3x undead scourge.
get it cause we can't play dust 2 :^)