Bonghit.Bulletsponge

I actually updated brewmaster back to it's original descriptions I think at some point.
 
Some races are intentionally vague, as some people enjoy the tiny amount of mystery. Brewmaster Monk was basically a meme.

Bro if this is confusing to you then just wait for Bob the Novice. Have fun with it!

Aero plays the hell out of that race, can't even root him when his ult is active.  End up having to switch to pharaoh so I can stand there and left click him to death.

we get it, you vape.

i 100% disagreen

But can't log into my old steam account so I made a new one
Can I get my old account transferred?

willpower gives you the ability to shapeshift into a gryphon

The cosplay was horrible but I'm sad to say I recognized almost all the characters.

Pretty sure ghoul and prophet have you beat man.

*looks around*
For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon! THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!

end of story.
if you want a blowjob or a sex session, please hit me up.

it's been down for awhile

at 79 inches (200.07cm) my bmi is actually right in the sweet spot.

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as
gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Dude this is so good!
You should post more Gangnam Style parodies-- in fact everyone should! It's not old and retarded now, or anything!

I like your tits Tristan. The next time you leave and come back I'll welcome you with an open zipper.
Deal?

My steam id is STEAM_1:1:52324766
and I wasn't sure if this was the sub topic or not that you said in the appealing a ban forum.
I was in a stupid kind of mood in a jail break server. I switched to a CT. I waited by the exit of the vent that was connected to a cell that Ts always escape from. And I killed the Ts that was escaping through the vent which I didn't know that I wasn't suppose to do that as a CT to wait by the vent. I also threw a gernade when all the Ts were at the bottom of the stairs following the CTs orders because I thought it would be funny. Now I regret that because I didn't know I would get banned. So I would like to appoligize for doing that and I won't do something like that ever again. I am sorry

It's pretty easy to detect this kind of stuff when Mitch msgs you at 8PM crying about how the "clans going to shit".

i'd unban you, but based on the fact that you said you haven't played since wednesday, but you've played on STEAM_0:0:26438093 everyday since the 1st (except the 4th, 5th, and 6th), you and your "friend" talk the same, you've been vacced on some other game (so you obviously don't give a shit about cheating), and your chat logs make you out to be a giant asshole.
also, the disconnect times and connect times on both http://sg.gameme.com/player_histories/events/352862 and http://sg.gameme.com/player_histories/events/353426 fit together as you being the same person.
so, no, i'm not going to unban you

Quit the clan first, then leave for months. Be active for 2 weeks, and then you can have JCS again.
WE want to make sure you're committed and have met all requirements.

Stepped down right before we start getting drama again. I miss all the fun.

I didn't see him imply anything of the sort, but whatever floats your boat.