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    Turtles reacted to camelFun in Link Unless You're Shook   
    Your clone.
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    Turtles got a reaction from camelFun in Link Unless You're Shook   
    Who shane LOL
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    Turtles reacted to Firefighter_DK in Cover for our event on ZE   
    for fun i try to made a cover for our Event on Ze
     
    Feedback are welcome

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    Turtles reacted to Piero in New Prime Minister... of the school   
    Vote Blaire 2k14-2k16
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    Turtles got a reaction from Smooth-eh in New Prime Minister... of the school   
    I'd like to thank my fans for voting me, without you i am nothing. Ni**a we made it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOxurHArrgA
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    Turtles got a reaction from Robby in New Prime Minister... of the school   
    I'd like to thank my fans for voting me, without you i am nothing. Ni**a we made it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOxurHArrgA
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    Turtles got a reaction from Piero in New Prime Minister... of the school   
    I'd like to thank my fans for voting me, without you i am nothing. Ni**a we made it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOxurHArrgA
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    Turtles got a reaction from Acebats in New Prime Minister... of the school   
    I'd like to thank my fans for voting me, without you i am nothing. Ni**a we made it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOxurHArrgA
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    Turtles reacted to yeet in Pictures of your March Break Parties   
    It's personal preference, personally I drink it straight. Also turtles, why would you use tea as a chaser? 
     
     
    You're 13 shut up scrub
     
     
     
    I'm going to a spring break party tonight then in the morning I'm going to go pick up my new motorcycle  B)
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    Turtles reacted to ROFL in Pictures of your March Break Parties   
    Gay
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    Turtles reacted to SpartanSakaro in Pictures of your March Break Parties   
    i agree with the coke but doing no chaser is just nasty for some drinks.
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    Turtles got a reaction from Acebats in CS:GO New Map Pack   
    I think that csgo is becomming CoD now, gotta stop with all the map packs
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    Turtles got a reaction from Piero in CS:GO New Map Pack   
    I think that csgo is becomming CoD now, gotta stop with all the map packs
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    Turtles got a reaction from Piero in Opinion on JailBreak's Server Officers   
    Piero stop sucking dick. Theres no need
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    Turtles reacted to Groov in A Tragedy Has Struck Denver   
    Even though im for the seahawks im glad the broncos were able to score something in the third quarter.
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    Turtles reacted to Eek in Jebać Policję [Story]   
    So before Christmas, I was out, getting completely fucked up as usual. Got punched of some random guy, shit went down and I ended up being the one kicked out of the club.
     
    After the police asking me what went down and asked If I'd like to identify anyone and get them charged, I told them I didn't know what they were talking about. After shrugging the Police off I went and tried to confront the person as I've never seen him before in my life.
    That only resulted in me being tackled by 4 cops, arrested and spent the night in the cells.
     
    2 weeks later I got a letter through the door stating I had to pay a £200 fine at £10 a fortnight or more if I wish. So I went to the court and asked the guy who gave me the fine and deals with all this shit what the script was as technically I done nothing wrong. His reply was "Not my problem, you pay it if you want" Well today I started the proceedings to start paying my fine. One of my really good friends is a bank clerk so I turned up to the court with x1000 pennies (£10). The look on the guys face when he asked me "Is this a joke? I've got to count this you know!", I laughed and walked out.
     
     
    tl;dr. Paying my court fine with 20,000 pennies. 1000 down, 19,000 to go.
     
    Here's the bag I went in with.

     
     
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    Turtles got a reaction from Dylan in How To Increase JB Population   
    Its been steady around 10-15, but im talking about like having 30-40players
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    Turtles got a reaction from Dylan in How To Increase JB Population   
    Ever since the no-balls rule was removed, the population dropped...
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    Turtles got a reaction from Dylan in How To Increase JB Population   
    Reinstate the no-balls rule...its that simple
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    Turtles reacted to Clarkus in I'm fucking pissed   
    Listen to this fucking story real quick. My English teacher is a fucking cunt I swear on my life. Today we were taking English finals right and I get finished my test so I walk up to this bitches desk right. She goes in a snoody ass attitude voice "Did I tell you to hand this in yet" (Not to mention I can blatantly see a pile of FUCKING FINALS RIGHT ON HER DESK) "What made you think I wanted this yet?"    <--- mfw. She goes "sit down and listen to music or put your head down." so I plug in my head phones and start listening to my edm/negro music.
     
    about 10 minutes pass (i'm still jammin to my music) And I see kids handing in their finals so i'm like I guess its time to hand these mother fuckers in right? I walk up to hand in my final literally after 3 other kids do right. And I can not lie this bitch literally scared the shit out of my how loud she yelled, This bitch turned in to fuckin satan before my very fucking eyes. she screams "CLARKE SIT DOWN DIDN'T CALL YOUR NAME YET" I jumped it was so loud. There was an awkward 3 second silence cause every one in the class was wondering why the fuck this cow just yelled so god damn loud. She was so fucking mad and her facial expression was so god damn hideous that i just started shitting my pants laughing right in her face and I heard a couple other muffled laughs in the classroom.
     
    So I sit my ass down because I was so "rude" as to walk up in hand in a final (which I fucking aced btw) Finally she calls my name and some other kid to hand in our finals. Now we have a assistant teacher in our class cause theres 30 pll in the class shes cool as shit. but the assistant goes "You can't hand in your test like that its stress fuck for ms.bitch when people give her to many tests at a time" So I go "sorry about that I didn't realize that paper was so stressful" And yet again this Ms.bitch was possessed by Lucifer himself and screams " CLARKE SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN YOU ARE BEING SO RUDE RIGHT NOW I TOLD YOU 4 TIMES TO HAND IN YOUR TEST WHEN I CALLED YOU" Me calm as fuck goes "Listen you only told me one other time to come up when called second of all I didn't know handing in a test was so offensive" (kids in the class are dying)  She even more pisses and red faced says "SHUT UP, I WILL SEE YOU AFTER CLASS" so Im like w.e
     
    So after class she sits me down and is like "Look at me when I talk you" I shake my head and sip my water bottle all nonchalant just to piss her off. She goes " HOW DARE YOU BE SO RUDE TO ME IN MY CLASS" (I'm thinking bitch are you fucking serious right now How dare I, HOW DARE I Bitch you are a fucking English teacher you are not god you are not the fucking queen to England don't talk to me like i'm a fuckin peasant. You are an english teacher thats fucking it you are nothing more that. how dare i, how dare you think so highly of your self when all you are is a minimum wage fucking english teacher fuck out of here.) blah blah blah shes fucking bitching at me for like 5 min i'm like "listen i'm gonna be late for my bus so i'm leaving, She says "no your not" I laugh and "yes i am bye bye" She goes "fine im calling home" I say w.e idgaf.
     
    long story short i leave slam the door hard as fuck, students give me mad props for bitching out the teacher, mom texts me with more bitching says i can't go anywhere until i apologize to her #FUCKDAT. but im mad as fuck right now because i can't see emalkay until i apologize and hes coming to town on Saturday so i have to say im sorry to this little bitch and shes gonna fucking love it, AND I REALLY DONT WANT TO GIVE HER THE FUCKING SATISFACTION.
     
     So Man up and apologize or miss out on emalkay I'm really imature when it comes to saying sorry for shit that im right about. w.e story time over. idk how to do spoilers so sorry if long
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    Turtles reacted to Dyscivist in WHITE. PEOPLE. CRAZY.   
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    Turtles got a reaction from Piero in Jan. 2014 CS:GO Tournament Winners!   
    the winning team with no achievements....tragicccc
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    Turtles reacted to Rayne in Richard Sherman goes hard   
    Fair play, took it like a champ! I'd be breathing through a straw! 
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    Turtles reacted to MrCoolness in Yay my light reading books have arrived   
    1) break into driz's home
    2) disregard safe
    3) take books on shelf
    ???
    profit?
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    Turtles reacted to Dub16Times in Quick medical question   
    Oh i can help u with that health problem for sure, both of my shoulders constantly fall from their socket when i bend over or blast my peccs so i just hold them in with really tight shirts and maybe a crisp pair of jean either way you're going to need a whole new wardrobe
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