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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in [Resolved] Pwnbroker no recoil   
    I didn't see anything definite. I thought a demo of a person using no-recoil would appear extra shaky when viewed without the hack. Looks like normal m4 fire to me.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in Asshole problems   
    If your mom lets people trash your room, trash hers. Dump the garbage on her bed. Shred a phone book and spread it around her room, and put it in the pockets of all her clothes. Pee in her shoes. Tell her you planted some cocaine in her car and threaten to call the cops. Post an "rtf" craigslist ad with her number. Be a bitch!
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in Need money.   
    Well, since your sister seems to have all the talent, maybe you can be her manager. For a cut, you could find a nice street corner and put her on it, maybe sell some videos of her
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    playing her guitar and singing.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in Get me a girlfriend, win mass Steam games.   
    Put on some weight. I recommend power ninety system plus weights. Get some styling threads and take up hobbies that interest you and other people your age, including women. Take a college art class, or a class that you're really good in so you can tutor some chicks. Watch your hygiene. Women are picky about that. Above all else, be yourself and try to smile a lot. The right chick will gravitate to you.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in Is it wrong?   
    To date your sister in law?
    Keep in mind, I live in Dallas, so we're talking Texas standards here. Also, she's hot. Really hot. And, I knew her years before her sister married my brother and we liked each other back in high school.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in Is it wrong?   
    No, we shouldn't. Besides, I hear he has a mangina >.>
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in Dodge Charger   
    They're ugly, imho. Unless it's a 69, and that's probably a little rich for most blood around here.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in something i just discovered about april fools   
    I just "discovered" that today is Saturday.
    and Sunday comes afterwards!
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in Dodge Charger   
    Oh, and if you want a muscle car. . .
    get one with two doors. The charger cab is too sedan like because of it's four doors, and that is what makes it ugly to me. That, and the huge, boxy tail lights.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in Texas..   
    Texas: where I can legally have sex with a sixteen year old female, provided I have her parents' permission, but not another grown man even if I have his. wtf. . . .
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in Human Centipede   
    Now I gotta watch it just to see how bad it is. Hope they make a rifftrax for it soon!
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in The best player I have ever seen   
    Granted I haven't been around a lot lately, Sketch is probably the best I've seen on our servers. He doesn't hold a candle to a guy I knew irl who went by fryan. He would routinely get banned from pubs for hacking, even though he didn't, or for just being too pro and pissing off whole servers by taking almost the entire enemy team out round after round. I've seen him like 80+ to ~5ish plenty of times in reg css. Sadly he gave it up for real guns, joined the Army about 4 years ago.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in I lol'd @ this.   
    I gotta get one of those!
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in 48÷2(9+3) = ???   
    If you think it's 288 you're either a troll or dull. Go back to 7th grade algebra, and lay off the fucking video games.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in he doesn't afraid of anything   
    This makes me want an omelet.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in this bitch gives the best blowjobs   
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in I has a problem   
    Virus. Definitely a virus. Probably need a new hard drive, it might have even infected your psu.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in Is this girl more attractive than me?   
    You could use some time in the sun bro.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in GG Osama Bin Laden   
    Am I the only one who never heard of this guy? I just hope the war in Packystan can finaly end.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in GG Osama Bin Laden   
    Carpet bomb them all.
    Or would it be rag bomb in this case?
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in Fired from my job.   
    Go into work wearing a souvenir hat or t shirt from your trip.
    If you remember, I've had worse fuck ups at work.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Tacky in Having problems ripping.   
    Every time I rip this cd, it disappears from the library right afterwards. Just using wmd, and it says the cd is not copy protected. What program should I use? I need to copy it because my car's cd player won't read a cd this small (silver part on cd only takes up the inner 2" or so, the rest of the cd is clear).
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Bulldog in Blinded OTC mixup. . .   
    Been having trouble sleeping. . .
    Went to the medicine cabinet for some melatonin. .
    ...without my glasses on.
    Accidentally took a hydroxycut.
    Fuck.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from Bulldog in Street Racing   
    Dude if you want to race, find a fucking appropriate place to do it. You don't have the right to endanger everyone else on the road for a quick cheap thrill.
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    Øpiate got a reaction from UltimateOreo in Blinded OTC mixup. . .   
    Been having trouble sleeping. . .
    Went to the medicine cabinet for some melatonin. .
    ...without my glasses on.
    Accidentally took a hydroxycut.
    Fuck.
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