Goldentongue
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Staff Leaks
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Bitch you don't even KNOW ME
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Staff Leaks
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Who the fuck are these people?
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God damn, grow the fuck up and go grocery shopping you helpless man child.
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How to tell you're dating a hoe
Does she duck under a table when a man in a Purple suit goes by?
Can she run really fast in high heels?
Does frequently ask if you're a cop?
Then she just might be a hoe
Does she have a long wooden handle with a flat metal head and is used for tilling soil?
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I once got kicked out of a girl's apartment because my dick was too big for her. Not even kidding.
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I've correctly called out 3 different people on being in relationships they were trying to keep secret by looking at their top snapchat friends. It's a tried and true method.
Dojima and ElectronicDrug reacted to this -
because dating through sg always works out perfectly
Oh man, all that phone sex was totally worth it.
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Beth's top current snapchat friend is Josh.
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This was fucking dumb. What an unoriginal twat.
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Date Night
in Spam
I've seen a lot of pathetic sounding shit go down here in the past four years, but this just might top the list.
Scratch that.
Zeus begging to have Chaos back is still #1.
This is a close second though.BeauutifulChaos and fps_trucka reacted to this -
He's pretty much quit video games and is actually enjoying himself now. I occasionally talk to him and he seems a lot happier these days.
Honestly, I'm glad that he's finally able to have a real social life now after all the shit he's dealt with in his life.
My thoughts exactly.
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Can we just rename "Calling out X" threads "Retarded inside joke even those who are in on it don't give a shit about"?
ElectronicDrug and Flt. Lt. Space Bugs reacted to this -
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It gets funnier and funnier the longer I watch it.
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I can't tell you how hard this made me laugh.
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And in case any of you were wondering what the student looks like...
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So all I need to do is watch porn until I see someone I know on there and I have a chance to be given 10k USD, sex with a porn star AND a bonus of 8k?!
No...
Post a picture of yourself
in The Pub
Posted · Edited by Goldentongue
Compression sleeves. This was taken at an exchange point during a 200 mile relay race I was running.
Unlike Mr. Erectile Dysfunction's anaerobic ass up above I can actually climb a flight of stairs without losing my breath.
I've taken a couple years of break from driving human sacks of shit back into their holes but with all these neo nazi fuckheads popping their heads out of the ground maybe it's time to come back out of retirement.