slyfox

You know what, fuck you. It blows my fucking mind how a town trusts you to protect the public. You're a fucking adult and you act worse than 10 year old children on Jail Break. Some of us have had to deal with personal shit and haven't been able to go see the movie yet. And after doing my best at avoiding all these shitbag trolls trying to spoil it before I go see it, you do your goddamn best to plaster it all over these fucking forums, knowing full well you shouldn't be. I genuinely hope you never procreate. 
 
Take the time off to go and get some professional help (seriously, you fucking need it) and grow the fuck up. 

It is done. After many weeks of hardship and difficulty it brings me great pleasure to announce the fall of Matthew. This "man" has managed to cause great harm to our society, and for that he had to pay. Let this be a lesson for all those 12 year old admin abuser out there. You may be able to avoid the ban hammer once or twice, but mark my words... you will be vanquished. Let us cheer to this marvelous day.
HUZZAH!

Making less money at a dead end 9-5 job :^)

using this link here:
http://www.joinsg.net/store/
 
if you scroll all the way to the bottom you can upload a custom spray. I'd like to avoid adding sounds to the jailbreak server. Jailbreak is a server mod that requires the ability to hear microphones. A custom sound might interfere with the ability to hear the warden. I'm not sure what you mean by using a map to create sprays.

While in class I had an idea for a new command that when used will give the specific player a random FD (choices will be regular fd, zombie fd, sonic fd, ninja fd, lj fd [500 power], and low grav fd). In addition, a message will pop up in chat with what the person received
Message example:
[Player] has received a zombie freeday! They MUST shift walk when moving and may not jump, climb, or press buttons. They MAY knife CTs.
[Player] has received a sonic freeday! They have a freeday with super speed. They may NOT knife CTs.
So with that one command the person will receive all the perks and the message will appear as well. If this wouldn't be too much work I think it could be a cool new way for lrs when people don't know what they want.

You're the sweetest thing
 

 
I'm going on a date tonightTo try to fall out of love with youI know, I know, this is a crimeBut I don't know what else to do My love, you're in a magazineMy love, you're doing fine, you're on TVYou wore my heart out then you ran awayFrom Chicago to Cleveland you made me payYou made me pay When you're lucid, you're the sweetest thingI would trade my mother to hear you singWhen you're lucid, you're the sweetest thingI would trade my mother On the bus radio"50 ways to leave your lover", oh noI laughed at the ironyBut like a stupid, the irony got lost on meIt got lost on me When you're lucid, you're the sweetest thingI would trade my mother to hear you singWhen you're lucid, you're the sweetest thingI would trade my mother You challenged me to write a love songHere it is I think I got it wrongI focused on the negativeThe pain was too much of an incentiveAlways my incentive When you're lucid, you're the sweetest thingI would trade my mother to hear you singWhen you're lucid, you're the sweetest thingI would trade my mother to hear you songWhen you're lucid, you're the sweetest thingI would trade my mother to hear you singWhen you're lucid, you're the sweetest thingI would trade my motherBut she don't know just how far I'd goWould I walk for a hundred miles for a glimpse of your northern smile?

Hey so over the past whiles on the server while playing JB i have come across what some people think is gray area with the motd simon says game. This gray area refers to direct orders given during the game. 
 
For example-
Simon- Pappa Goose Take 2 staps back
Pappa Goose - doesnt move
Simon - Bang bang bang "Dead Goose"
 
But simon never said Detours or delays and at the start of the game simon says do all commands in place. I talked to mark from facebook about it and he said that they must say no dets/delays but i would like to know if there is a way we can either have that changed in motd or actually have all staff enforce it cause i have seen staff let it happen and ignore the complaints.
 
Not here to call people out on it just want the simple issue to go away thanks for reading please check my post on a potential map im creating atm and leave comments,suggestions and criticism below.
http://www.joinsg.net/topic/69257-sg-alpha-v01-jb/

Jailbreak Admin Information
 
General Guidelines:
Abide by all rules, both on our Global and JB-specific MOTD pages. You are not required to enforce the rules, but you are required to be familiar with them. This is to prevent confusion. Do not punish unless you are certain a rule has been broken.  This means if you didn't see it happen or are unsure  exactly why a person was killed, then ASK the killer. This means to not be a trigger happy admin on the slays/rockets. Do not act under the premise of "I bought admin for my own benefit, so I can do what I want" Or you will quickly become hated and if found abusing, will likely have admin revoked. This applies whether you paid for admin or got it via Rank. Use common sense when using your admin, do not make the server no fun when you are on. Remember that Admins are viewed as role models when on the server, so try to have fun but not be a total dunce. When accepting Last requests, admins may not over-ride other admins Exception being Server Officers may over-rule both Paid admins and rank admins. Staff have final say. When Accepting last requests, use the Courtesy rule-- If someone accepts before you and can do the commands, don't try to forcibly deny it. SO/Staff may Deny at their discretion. Punishment guidelines:
Maximum ban time allowed for Paid Admins is 6 hours. If You need a ban longer than this, ban for maximum time, then post a  thread with proof requesting an extension. (Proof being screenshots and/or demo's of the incident) Use the warn/slay/kick/ban method of punishment. This means if someone is free killing, either slay them or ct them, then tell them what they did wrong. In the event of a mass freekiller, please ban on sight if it is obvious they are here just to grief the server. If so, ban/restrict them for maximum amount of allowed time, then screenshot and post a report so further punishment can be given. If there are cases of other admins abusing, gather evidence via Demos & Screenshots and post it. If you want something done about abusive  admins, provide proof so the admin can be dealt with. Things You Shouldn't do:
Using votes to force what happens any round (other than LR) is NOT allowed. You may recommend to do a vote for it, but may not FORCE it. This is in regards to war days, freedays, or any other special day. Do not forcibly team switch yourself or any other person to CT when  there is not an open spot for them. Use the team selection menu if you would like them to switch. Mute others to take warden yourself, or muting others for no reason at all. Unmute yourself on Terrorist to just talk arbitrarily when orders are being given. If you are re-muted by another admin, DO NOT unmute yourself again.  Only unmute yourself for admin business. Using No-clip for no reason. Being stuck or dealing with people breaking rules are legitimate reasons, but ONLY if necessary. Do not use your respawn ability on yourself, even if you are freekilled, unless you intend on respawning every T that you know was freekilled. Just because you have to ability to respawn yourself doesn't mean other people shouldn't be respawned because you're lazy. This is an unofficial way of saying do not respawn freekilled people (except those that had LR and were killed), just use respawn for LRs. Using slap as a joke. Only use it either when getting  someone's attention, or to get someone off an object(If they are still stuck, either have them slay themselves or teleport them out). Setting health above 100 for no reason. Should only be used when a mass freekiller is trying to kill everyone, or during LRs. Giving yourself guns that are not spawned in on the map by default. Only Spawn in guns for LRs/ deagle/bomb toss games if needed. Using higher immunity(if applicable) to ignore punishment you would have received if you were targetable by another admin. If you screwed up, slay or restrict yourself. Punishing people for no reason, or punishing other admins for enacting correct punishment against you. Never punish a T for rebelling, under any circumstance -- Including LR's. You may never use admin to eliminate rebellers. Using either admin-only or all-admin chat to argue or flame another person or admin. Binds:
 
In order to bind keys, you need to enable the developer console. To do this, open CS:GO and go to Options>Game Settings>Enable developer console>Yes
 
After doing this, the general bind command is as follows:
 
"bind <key> <command> <target> <amount>"
 
For example, if you want to bind the "o" key to set health for all Ts to 100, you would type "bind o sm_sethealth @t 100".
 
The quotes here are extremely important and MUST be added for all binds.
 
To bind multiple commands to a single key, place a semicolon between commands.
 
For example, "bind p  sm_mute @me;sm_unmute @me". Pressing p will now execute the commands in the order you typed them for your bind.
 
Common <target> shortcuts to be used are @t (entire T team), @ct (entire CT team), @me (only yourself), @aim (The person you are looking at), @all (whole server, DO NOT USE WITH RESPAWN OR MUTE), or a part of the target's name that is not shared with anyone else on the server at the time.
 
Some commands do not need anything filled in for the <amount> input. If you are unsure what order you need to type the inputs for a command, simply type /<command> into chat with no inputs.
 
The most efficient way to bind is using the keypad, which uses the following <key> inserts:
kp_slash * kp_dash kp_home kp_uparrow kp_pgup kp_leftarrow kp_5 kp_rightarrow kp_end kp_downarrow kp_pgdn kp_ins kp_del kp_enter kp_minus kp_plus General Commands:
 
All commands are available through the !admin menu, but each command also has a typed version.
 
You can use any typed admin command preceded either by an exclamation mark (!) or a forward slash (/). The only difference between the two is that when you precede your command with the forward slash, it doesn't display the typed command in the chatbox.
 
Common Commands:
 
The following commands are the ones you will use most often on the server, in both console and typed format.
Slay:  sm_slay    !slay Rocket:   sm_rocket    !rocket            Slay with a little more fun, do not use this command with @all or for the whole of either team. Slap:       sm_slap     !slap                Default damage is 0, so if you want to do damage to the player your are slapping make sure you enter a value for <amount> Health:   sm_sethealth  !sethealth    (Add a command to the end of your bind saying that you set health.) Ex: "bind o sm_sethealth @t 100;say @Ts are healed" AHealth: sm_ahealth !ahealth Set health to T's in an area around you Restrict:  sm_ct       !ct Beacon:  sm_beacon    !beacon Gravity:    sm_gravity      !gravity        The <amount> input here is the multiplier on the normal gravity amount, usually use 0.1 for lowgrav This command does not automatically reset itself each round, so you have to manually reset gravity for people when their LR is over by setting it back to 1 Freeze:   sm_freeze       !freeze       Default <amount> is 10 seconds, so make sure you do a large number if freezing for mic check or warday !freeze @all 9999 To unfreeze, just do !freeze @all 1, this will unfreeze/refreeze everyone for 1 second, thus unfreezing them Color:     sm_color         !color             <amount> for this command is in R G B Opacity format, with the highest being 255. Ex: !color @t 0 0 0 255 for black, 255 0 0 255 for red, etc. Mute:      sm_mute         !mute Unmute: sm_unmute   !unmute       In order to unmute someone that was never unmuted (i.e. a T), you must mute and then unmute them Gag:       sm_gag        !gag Ungag:  sm_ungag    !ungag Give weapon:   sm_give   !give           The <amount> for this command is weapon_<gun you are giving> <bullets>   Ex: !give @t weapon_taser 9999 Save location:   sm_saveloc   !saveloc     Saves location to teleport someone to. Teleport:            sm_teleport    !teleport     MUST have a location saved by previous command. Blink teleport:   sm_blink         !blink           Teleports <target> to location you are looking at Bring:                 sm_bring        !bring          Brings <target> to your current location, without needing to use !saveloc Vote:                  sm_vote           !vote You should only use console for this command since CS:GO does not allow you to use double quotes in chat Quotes must be placed around question and and any answers that have spaces in them The first option on all votes must be x to discourage people that spam 1 on votes Ex: sm_vote "Warday next round?" x "Yes, I want warday" "No, I don't want warday" Revoke: sm_revoke !revoke Reset your <target>  Speed, Color, Gravity, etc, to default. Admin chat to all: sm_say    !say       (Alternatively, use all chat and precede your message with @. Ex: @No camping)
Admin chat to admins:  Use team chat and precede your message with @.

Unfortunately this isn't the real garry, there is a gmod exploit going around that lets people spoof clientside ID's.
 
Viewing garry's real profile here: https://steamcommunity.com/id/garryshows he hasn't played gmod in months.
 
https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1499083
 
https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1499114
 
These two thread show that in the past few days someone has been going around with a modified client posing as garry. Shouldn't be much of a issue for our servers till a patch is out because only a few people know the exploit.
 
At least the real garry joined our server a few years ago,
http://www.joinsg.net/topic/47278-the-real-garry-was-on-our-ttt/
 
 
edit: found the fake account that joined our server
http://steamcommunity.com/id/realcptTHUG/

If you mean Kim, homie is pansexual, he'll fuck anybody with a hole ayylmao

no one has ever been banned for the hairy nippon rule

if you seriously believe you should be able to censor people on the internet because your feelings are hurt you can go suck a dick (literally)

We are working on the issue and we will let everyone know once it has been fixed. Thank you for being polite when showing your concern about the issue rather than spamming the forums with "where the fuck are my credits!!?!?". We appreciate it.