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I get staff again.

Play Ragnarok Online 

that was the saddest thing i've read on these forums

that was the saddest thing i've read on these forums

that was the saddest thing i've read on these forums

that was the saddest thing i've read on these forums

What you're looking at is the maximum amount of purchases I could jam into one picture. Credit card info redacted, obviously.
 
Now, you're wondering, what's this to?
 
Cases.
 
Sadly, not ENTIRELY cases, because:
 

 
Yup, you seen't it right there, 2,000 dollars spent on steam. 
 
Now, I've (hopefully) not ACTUALLY SPENT 2,000 dollars on steam... right?
 
Right??
 
I have. 
 

 
Remember when I tried to get a knife? That's how much I spent "trying"...
 
...but, of course, I had to try again. Right?
 

 
Ugh. Still no knife.
 
But, let's do some fun. I booted up a steam calculator and found this:
 

 
Now, this isn't true in the slightest. I've gotten a majority of my games for more than 50% off.... Let's go digging further.
 

 
Oh.
 
Well that isn't good, now is it? That's much lower than I expected.
 
So, 2,070 dollars spent on steam, 656 of which are games...
 
...oh god.
 
does that mean?
 
It does.
 
I've spent 1,414 dollars on CS:GO keys
 
And no knife.
 
Want to know the best items I've ever gotten from cases?
 
Let's see, there's:
 
- Stattrak Blood in the water, worth 30 dollars
- i uh... hmm. oh. Well, nothing else I've unboxed has ever been over 25 dollars..
 
Wowzers.
 

 
Gah, if I hadn't spent that much on case keys, I would be so much richer.
 
So, why'd I make this thread?
 
Because I obviously have a goddamn problem.
 
I currently have 2.55 left in my steam wallet. I'm saving it for a phoenix case, which is funny, because I hope the contents inside arise from the ashes of my terrible case openings, much like a phoenix...
 
But after that?
 
Done. I'm done. Super done.
 
And I've found online that if you have full intentions to do something, you tell people. I'm making this thread so that, in the future, I'll never have an excuse to buy a case key again.
 
Because this is terrible.
 
I'll be sure to update this thread once I get a phoenix case and unbox it.
 
..
 
What can you take away from this thread?
 
RNG Sucks. Cases suck if you're me. Open them in my honor.
 
 
And on that bombshell, ladies and gentlemen, good night.

Just remember, that the sochi olympics aren't the only thing missing a ring tonight

Tell you what dude, we'll just make you staff and you can whip this place right into shape!

He had his chance.

If you unban him, you must also unban
Napoodo
sentenced
petite Caesar
original waffle
and somehow get oracion to be active again.

With drug dating/fucking BC? 
 

You guys are really fucking weird.

but WebMD is never wrong

dear gamer girls,

i am a nice guy who is also pretty (very)

i am lookin 4 girls that r also very pretty 2 play games with (or maybe more)

plz add me on steam or just send pm here is ppic of what  i am looking 4



love,
dubsixpacktimes

PS: i have a big d

All my school textbooks are at my parents house, all my practical textbooks are at my workplace.
 
Here's what I read to learn:
 

I'd have sex with a asian chick but we have to roleplay as Goku and Sailermoon

http://gamerfitnation.com/2014/01/ces-2014-shaq-confirms-shaq-fu-2-coming-soon/
 
Fucking Shaq Fu 2 bitches get hyped as fuck.
 
ORIGINAL SHAQ FU

 
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