Howard Dean

Either way I am pissed that zombie is gone, it is what made this clan legendary back in the days

http://www.joinsg.net/topic/48709-apologies/?hl=%20beautiful%20%20chaos
 
Freekiller found it, and I parused through it and laughed my ass off.

http://www.joinsg.net/topic/48709-apologies/?hl=%20beautiful%20%20chaos
 
Freekiller found it, and I parused through it and laughed my ass off.

Was wondering the possibility of increasing the point system in terms of making it take around 150 pts or so to have a clan member come into the clan, while at the same time increasing the point value based on either rank or years in clan. I feel like being ex staff and being in the clan the longest now since hobo left, I ought to have my vote count for more than just 1 point if you would. If possible make it to where staff gets like 10 or 12 points each and you get points based on either your rank or the number of years you have been a clan member for.
 
Just my .2 cents, but right now I think it could get a revamp.

Was wondering the possibility of increasing the point system in terms of making it take around 150 pts or so to have a clan member come into the clan, while at the same time increasing the point value based on either rank or years in clan. I feel like being ex staff and being in the clan the longest now since hobo left, I ought to have my vote count for more than just 1 point if you would. If possible make it to where staff gets like 10 or 12 points each and you get points based on either your rank or the number of years you have been a clan member for.
 
Just my .2 cents, but right now I think it could get a revamp.

Was wondering the possibility of increasing the point system in terms of making it take around 150 pts or so to have a clan member come into the clan, while at the same time increasing the point value based on either rank or years in clan. I feel like being ex staff and being in the clan the longest now since hobo left, I ought to have my vote count for more than just 1 point if you would. If possible make it to where staff gets like 10 or 12 points each and you get points based on either your rank or the number of years you have been a clan member for.
 
Just my .2 cents, but right now I think it could get a revamp.

I agree, the voting system needs a revamp; someone who has been in the clan for a couple years (vets, senior elite, etc) should have more say than a day one member as to what everyone is equated to be in the current voting system.

I bench 1000 pounds cause i am a football player

Don't listen to music especially country, statistics show you are 40% more likely to kill yourself if you're listening to that.
Fuck talking to her obvioulsy shes a cunt, and women are inferior to men anyway. What you need is to go on vacation and fuck every other peice of ass you can get.  Just pull you your dick and say "what this get me?"  OR just go ask them "Do you wanna fuck?" 1/20 girls will say yes.  How I like to view it is "Women are a dime a dozen, And I have a dollar".

If you took psychology you should know how to deal with stress, and causes of it. Get the fuck off the computer and make your life interesting. Sitting around wanting people on a forum to feel sympathetic for you is like going to a brothel looking for hugs, or going to McDonalds to get a salad. You can get it but it doesnt meet the purpose.

Giordano's in Chicago for the best slice of Chicago deep dish pie.
 
QUOTED FOR TRUTH!!!!!
 
IF ANYONE OF YOU EVER GO TO ST LOUIS YOU HAVE TO TRY IMOS PIZZA OT STEFANINAS, IT IS ST LOUIS STYLE AND OR THIN CRUST MADE WITH PROVEL CHEESE (mix of provelone and swiss or mozz i believe)
 
And if you Ever come to Vegas try Sammys Woodfire Pizza!

Cause you are a 12 year old SPIC, truth hurts brah!

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A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.
Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A: A lickalotopis
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A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
Q: How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A: Very satisfying.
Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
A: Boobies
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me im going in!
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat
Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?
A: One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt.
Q: What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Q: Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
A: He was half nuts!!!
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: Dicktator
Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A: They exchanged loads.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called?
A: Her clit.
Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on
Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
A: Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Q: Why don't witches wear panties when flying?
A: To get a better grip on the broomstick.
Q: How did the Pillsbury Dough boy die?
A: Yeast Infection.
Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne waits until you're 14 to cum on you're face
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A: He came home shit faced.
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A: The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
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A: A dick in your mouth!
Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
A: The grass tickles their balls
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A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?
A: An itchy cock.
Q: How are math and sex the same?
A: I don't get either one.
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A: I feel like a kid again!
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A: They both want to get there before the 'hair' does.
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A: Crabs on your organ.
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A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
Q: What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A: A fruit stand!
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A: Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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A: Two test tickles
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A: So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
Q: What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who gives good head?
A: Partially disabled.
Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
A: When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you ..up the arrse with her clitoris.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
. A: Fucks funny!.
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.
Q: Why do female paratroopers wear jockstraps?
A: So they don't whistle on the way down.
Q: What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend?
A: You can drop her off where ever you want!
Q: What do you call a two hundred foot rubber?
A: A condominium
Q: What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A: Blow job: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q: What's the definition of eternity?
A: The time between when you cum and she leaves.
Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers will go away.
Q: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Q: What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
A: Come in eight flavors.
Q: Why don't old ladies ever have sex?
A: Ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
Q: What is the difference between a young prostitute and an old prostitute?
A: One uses vaseline, the other uses polygrip.
Q: What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A: We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q: What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
A: Hair balls
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They don't stop for directions.
Q: What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A: Goes-in-tight!
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it – we’re closed.

Hai Goldentongue

Cause you are a 12 year old SPIC, truth hurts brah!

Either way I am pissed that zombie is gone, it is what made this clan legendary back in the days

Cause you are a 12 year old SPIC, truth hurts brah!

confirmed 1/1

I promise to abuse my admin like the good ol days when I was advisor, and to find icops house

UH HELLO, MY NAME IS DOWARD HEAN, I WILL BE THE WARDEN THIS ROUND

UH HELLO, MY NAME IS DOWARD HEAN, I WILL BE THE WARDEN THIS ROUND

confirmed for gone postal
 
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P2 for new president, he had enough money for pizza for years when he was ldr!!!!!!!

P2 for new president, he had enough money for pizza for years when he was ldr!!!!!!!