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The Real Xlite

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    The Real Xlite reacted to Master Chadron in Chadron hacking on stream   
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from JMaFia in spam thread   
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is Xlite, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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    The Real Xlite reacted to Wave in Farewell, sG.   
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from Velo in spam thread   
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is Xlite, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from Randy Savage in spam thread   
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is Xlite, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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    The Real Xlite reacted to DogsGoMeow in For those of you who don't know about the speed boost you get from strafing up ladders...   
    I really don't know how people don't know this already.
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    The Real Xlite reacted to Prosak in $13.37 Donation from Prosak   
    On behalf of the Syndicate Gamers community we would like to thank Prosak for the donation of $13.37 USD that was recently made.
    This money will be put to good use in keeping our servers and website fun and online!
    Sincerely,
    Syndicate Gamers
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from Count in iBUYPOWER   
    I bought my computer from www.cyberpowerpc.com Check between the two and see which will give you the best deal.
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from ROFL in Ty XLEET   
    Triple post, dgaf.  Merry Christmas. You're welcome.
    ps dont listen to dojima, it's a fun game.
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    The Real Xlite reacted to Clamps in I'm gay for King-Clamps!   
    tis this season... just a little show of appreciation for being such the tyrant of SG that he is..
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    The Real Xlite reacted to Sir. Hot Mayo in MERRY CHRISTMAS WHAT DID YOU GET?   
    $600.
    I'm guessing approx another $150, and some clothing from my girlfriend.
     
    I bought plane tickets with most of it, to be with my girlfriend for New Years and meet her family.
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from AntyCrix in I hate Christmas   
    Staff needs to change his name to Mr. Scrooge 
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from AntyCrix in $75.00 Donation from Tortoise   
    Tis the season to be Tortoise.
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    The Real Xlite reacted to Tortoise in $75.00 Donation from Tortoise   
    On behalf of the Syndicate Gamers community we would like to thank Tortoise for the donation of $75.00 USD that was recently made.
    This money will be put to good use in keeping our servers and website fun and online!
    Sincerely,
    Syndicate Gamers
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    The Real Xlite reacted to Quayle in Thanks Quayle!   
    You're welcome
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from ROFL in Winter Poker Tournament!!!   
    ur going down kid. fight me.
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from ROFL in HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROFL   
    Happy birthday rofl, ur a qt
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from Acebats in Winter Poker Tournament!!!   
    ur going down kid. fight me.
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    The Real Xlite reacted to ROFL in Winter Poker Tournament!!!   
    I WAS 3RD OUT OF 30 LAST GAME. EXPECT ME TO WIN.
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from ElectronicDrug in Did You Know?   
    Young girl are way more cute than older women, 12-16 is the prime age. :^)
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    The Real Xlite reacted to Tristan. in Fall/Winter Competitive Tournament Polls/Suggestions   
    Currently trying to find an optimal date!
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    The Real Xlite reacted to DavidC in Any new info on wcs's progress?   
    I have csgo... ITS JUST NOT THE SAME! D:
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from WeakSauce in Infected Tattoo Being Popped and Drained   
    i can fap 2 this
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    The Real Xlite got a reaction from Wintergreen in Infected Tattoo Being Popped and Drained   
    i can fap 2 this
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