Fab 247 Posted October 24, 2014 Statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Necrophenia 435 Posted October 24, 2014 How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue toast to to ceiling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayne 4478 Posted October 24, 2014 Whats yellow and black and makes you laugh? A bus full of blacks going over a cliff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jodas 1542 Posted October 24, 2014 What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry came alive out of the chamber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross Zombie 1512 Posted October 24, 2014 What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last greatest hit was the wall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkittleTastic 52 Posted October 24, 2014 Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHYYYY!!??". Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dyscivist 5686 Posted November 2, 2014 You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drown in a tub. And you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby. My Grandfather turns 100 years old next month... ...maybe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLiNDBoi 930 Posted November 2, 2014 Big muscly guy: "Tea parties makes the little 12 year girl inside me happy." And yes this happened during a convo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross Zombie 1512 Posted November 3, 2014 What's the difference between Trayvon Martin and Trayvon Martin jokes? Trayvon Martin jokes get old? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bulldog 1615 Posted November 3, 2014 Why are the hands of blacks lighter then the rest of them? There is a little good in everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brodie Smith 3 Posted November 3, 2014 My epileptic girlfriend is horrible in bed.So as a treat on my birthday she lets me put a strobe light in her face. One day, I was walking down the road and I saw a black guy holding a T.V, and I was like "Damn! That looks like mine!", so I ran back all the way home and nope, lo and behold, it was still there, shining my shoes. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nau 739 Posted November 3, 2014 What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery. How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross Zombie 1512 Posted November 3, 2014 What's the funniest dark joke ever?Black women's rights Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bulldog 1615 Posted November 4, 2014 I asked my buddy the other day how many blacks it takes to change a light bulb. He immediately got offended, saying how rude I was for making a racist joke. It was a legit question. I just wanted to know how many slaves to buy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cookie eater 965 Posted November 4, 2014 i dont get firefighters condom thing... Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn’t serious-- nobody saw me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
