Count 500 Posted October 22, 2014 Dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
centran 4457 Posted October 22, 2014 I like my women like I like my coffee... ground up and in my freezer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dylan 558 Posted October 22, 2014 Whats worse then 8 dead babies in 8 trash cans?1 dead baby in 8 trashcans.My girlfriend is into some really strange roleplay when we have sex. She always insists on pretending to be 14 years old.I don't get why, she'll be 14 in a couple of years anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shikaku 706 Posted October 22, 2014 i got off to tonee's sister oh wait, that's not a joke, i really did What is the difference between a baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn't scream when i pack my meat into it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
centran 4457 Posted October 22, 2014 i got off to tonee's sister oh wait, that's not a joke, i really did Then don't post it! This is for jokes so.... I got off to tonee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lvl. 100 Latias 711 Posted October 22, 2014 A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count 500 Posted October 22, 2014 What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clamps 4783 Posted October 22, 2014 What is the most positive thing in harlem? HIV Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross Zombie 1512 Posted October 22, 2014 I am proud of Whitney Houston!She is almost 2 years sober Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rune 2783 Posted October 22, 2014 This thread is so dark that it stole my tv. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paradoxical Papaya 200 Posted October 22, 2014 I feel terrible my just reading these "jokes" What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElectronicDrug 7496 Posted October 23, 2014 I've heard that 40% of people live next to a pedophile. Not me, I live next to two smoking hot eleven-year-olds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetrock 420 Posted October 23, 2014 I keep hoestomper lock in the basement and feed him only when it's a full moon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count 500 Posted October 23, 2014 I keep hoestomper lock in the basement and feed him only when it's a full moon!what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross Zombie 1512 Posted October 23, 2014 What's the best thing about twenty seven year olds in the showeR?There's twenty of them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shikaku 706 Posted October 23, 2014 what?dem titties Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntyCrix 591 Posted October 23, 2014 What's the best thing about twenty seven year olds in the showeR?There's twenty of them hows that dark? sounds like a sausage fest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROFL 699 Posted October 23, 2014 What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school?I don't know, I just fly the drone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turbulance 105 Posted October 23, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc1svfrQ6_4 Am I doing it right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROFL 699 Posted October 23, 2014 How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman?Nonesorry dogu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross Zombie 1512 Posted October 23, 2014 What's the most confusing day in the ghetto?Fathers Day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kim 469 Posted October 23, 2014 These aren't my jokes. My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me"Is that the best you can do?" A little boy is watching a building burn down. He turns to his mom and says "This is horrible. Property will be destroyed and everyone in there is going to die." His mom told him that everything would be okay once the fire department got there. The boy asked "Who are the fire department." His mom said "You'll see." A few minutes later, he hears sirens and sees flashing lights. Firemen in full gear start running into the building to rescue people; others start quickly putting out the fire. No one is hurt; very little damage is done. The boy is so impressed that he proudly tells his mom "Wow mom, they saved all those people. I know what I want to do when I grow up. I want to be a fireman." His mother shakes her head and casually replies "Oh Tommy, you're not gonna grow up. You have leukemia." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dylan 558 Posted October 23, 2014 Why do black people only have nightmares?Because the last one who had a dream got shot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kim 469 Posted October 23, 2014 A woman goes out clubbing and meets a handsome black dude. They go back to her place after a night of partying and drinking. As they're getting undressed, the woman slides up to the black dude and says, "Go on stud, show me what makes you black guys famous." So he stabs her and runs off with her purse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rune 2783 Posted October 23, 2014 http://gifsound.com/?gif=25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72fnlI4ay1r0ralmo1_r1_500.gif&v=URcSd5oB908&s=7 I don't know why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
