North Korea threatens war on US over Kim Jong-un movie

[Siesan 1802]

You remind me of this person 0.o

at least i'm not dead

[Clamps 4783]

Lol I'm sorry but this was just funny:

 

"Making and releasing a movie on a plot to hurt our top-level leadership is the most blatant act of terrorism and war and will absolutely not be tolerated."

 

Making a fictional script about assassination is an act of "terror" and "war" lol who's terrified by a comedy? We've had movies where the President of the US was assassinated and such lol.

 

 

Not to mention all of the pornos

 

Bill Clit-on

George W. Bushes

Bigcock Obama

Or you know... the last one 

 

[Rayne 4478]

Or you know... the last one 

 

 

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How did this not cause war lol... 

[Ordinarygamer96 785]

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How did this not cause war lol...

Lol because north Korea is all talk and they know they wouldn't win with their shitty ww2 era weapons. Up until like 10 years ago they still had t-34s from ww2 in active service haha

[Rayne 4478]

[Bob Ross Zombie 1512]

No one is friends with North Korea. They also won't try to attack us in fear of hitting Dennis Rodman

Edited June 25, 2014 by Bob Ross' Zombie

[Velo 2077]

No one is friends with North Korea. They also won't try to attack us in fear of hitting Dennis Rodman

Wasn't china their ally or something?

[Ordinarygamer96 785]

Wasn't china their ally or something?

Yes and no. North Korea has always been more of a tool for China to keep a border between chinese and US allied territory (south korea) the past few years even China has gotten sick of North Korean retardation

[The Doctor Zed 343]

Wasn't china their ally or something?

They've basically agreed to not actively try to fuck each other into oblivion

[Tortoise 2791]

honestly, at this point I want NK to do something. that way everyone else has a reason to dump their nukes all over NK and just wipe them out and be done with it.

 

I remember watching something that said NK's biggest nuke wouldn't even be able to level all of NYC. 

[Clamps 4783]

honestly, at this point I want NK to do something. that way everyone else has a reason to dump their nukes all over NK and just wipe them out and be done with it.

 

I remember watching something that said NK's biggest nuke wouldn't even be able to level all of NYC. 

They couldn't even reach here if they tried.. their ballistic missiles can barely make it off their own coast.

 

I'm waiting for them to fuck up bad enough where China just says "screw it, we're no longer protecting your asses" so they're left with no legs to stand on.  

[Ordinarygamer96 785]

honestly, at this point I want NK to do something. that way everyone else has a reason to dump their nukes all over NK and just wipe them out and be done with it.

I remember watching something that said NK's biggest nuke wouldn't even be able to level all of NYC.

South Korea alone could steamroll north Korea at this point . Only thing stopping it is china

[Tortoise 2791]

They couldn't even reach here if they tried.. their ballistic missiles can barely make it off their own coast.

 

I'm waiting for them to fuck up bad enough where China just says "screw it, we're no longer protecting your asses" so they're left with no legs to stand on.  

 

that's my point. I want them to try to launch a nuke at a country, fail, and be bombed to shit in seconds. 

[The Doctor Zed 343]

that's my point. I want them to try to launch a nuke at a country, fail, and be bombed to shit in seconds. 

Inb4 they bomb themselves because they're using Chinese guidance systems.

[Ordinarygamer96 785]

If you want to have a live demonstration of North Korean missile capability. Go on cs go. Type explode in console. And hit enter

[The Doctor Zed 343]

If you want to have a live demonstration of North Korean missile capability. Go on cs go. Type explode in console. And hit enter

10/10

[Velo 2077]

If you want to have a live demonstration of North Korean missile capability. Go on cs go. Type explode in console. And hit enter

That's gold

[Ordinarygamer96 785]

That's gold

I felt like a genius when I thought of it a year ago

[Lvl. 100 Latias 711]

The only possible result of war

 

 

[BLiNDBoi 930]

Somehow got lost watching other videos and found one about Maisie Williams... http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-27986285

 

Just shows how many fucks I give about NKorea

[Litus 26]

I wonder if Lil'Kim has ever seen Team America: World Police.

[Ordinarygamer96 785]

I wonder if Lil'Kim has ever seen Team America: World Police.

Read thru the thread

[Litus 26]

Whoops, a page 2. Maybe Big Kim had created a lifetime security detail devoted entirely to keeping his son in the dark about the movie.

[Ordinarygamer96 785]

Whoops, a page 2. Maybe Big Kim had created a lifetime security detail devoted entirely to keeping his son in the dark about the movie.

Kim Jong-un grew up basically in swiss boarding schools he's had alot of experience with western culture. Most of his rants are an act to look tough in front of the rest of his government. He probably enjoys comedies like that. They've even said he intends to watch this movie

[Litus 26]

A german speaking swiss school, right? I read once about how he played computer games and basketball, but I don't remember actually seeing what games they were. Maybe counterstrike?  Though you probably are right that he'll get some enjoyment out of it.