Spell if you see this join TS

[Bastian 171]

Spell if you see this join TS

[Destin 1958]

You have got to be kidding me right? I'm going to refresh the page and just hope the thread is gone.

[Clamps 4783]

You have got to be kidding me right? I'm going to refresh the page and just hope the thread is gone.

<br /><br />Disappointed yet?

[Destin 1958]

It's still here.

[Ichalvl 1752]

It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact that trying to use the one I ordered for my 34th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that I am a loser and that I am never going to get laid in my life.

I am apparently both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the PENIS and big in the grossly overweight stomach. The result is that I apparently can't get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures.

I ordered four inserts at once, three supertights with the three sorts of textures -- wave, ribbed, bumped -- and one ultratight. With all of them I have been having an incredible struggle to find a comfortable position to get in with my enormous stomach to allow for using the thing long enough to get off. I apparently developed a way to masturbate by hand that deluded myself into thinking I was normal. I am obviously not. I can only seem to go about an inch and a half into this Fleshlight before my fat gets in the way and the smallness of my PENIS defeat the purpose. The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less.

Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly fucking lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand.

I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how fucked I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my PENIS obviously doesn't work very well.

[fps_trucka 1715]

What do you want us to spell for you?

[Anzhi. 322]

if you see this join TS. 

 

 

what do i win?

Edited May 15, 2014 by Anzhi.

[Skotti 2105]

i-f

y-o-u

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[Name 2616]

spell, give me back teamspeak SO

[Ichalvl 1752]

i-f

y-o-u

s-e-e

t-h-i-s

j-o-i-n

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i c wut u did thar

[chet 70]

if you see this then upvote boondock

[Bryan 207]

where is the ban hammer?

[Bob Ross Zombie 1512]

If you're read this, go fuck yourself

[Spell 331]

Making a thread to get ahold of me is not the best way to go about it.

 

Best way would be to Click on my profile, go to send message and bam done.

 

Also I am almost always on ts3, so you can just send me a message and i'll look at it when I get back.