Jailbreak Logic.

[Kung? 173]

Rule #1. If you see a person with a CoD, Minecraft, TF2 avatar on CTs. It's an automatic team switch.

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Rule #69. If JFK is on Terrorist. CTs are done for. 

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Rule #111. If PhD. Kung therefore me needs to go, rocket/slay/spam slap/ban/kick me.

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Come on, keep going.

[Avery 794]

rule #1: there are no rules

rule #2: if you have a question about something, see rule #1.

[ROFL 699]

Rule #1337: No fun allowed.

[Mr British 210]

#0 - If you are freekilled, even if it was an accident, you must not rest until justice has been done, complain to everyone on the server as if that person were hitler raping your grandmother whilst eating a bag of kittens

#-1 - If you are on CT, make sure to only let one person take warden every single round, even if they ask 'does anyone else want to take warden?', this will allow them to slowly die inside before ragequitting because one terrorist murdered their entire team while they werent paying attention

#-2 - if you are warden, allow no exceptions, instantly kill anyone who didnt follow your orders to the letter as they are obviously mentally challenged and must be cleansed

#-2a - kill everyone else anyway

Edited May 19, 2013 by Mr British

[DogsGoMeow 1606]

@kung @rule69

The top threats : Wind, Splewis, Drankk, JFK(auto sniper) and Knox ( occasionally ) and of course jbandito

Edited May 20, 2013 by DogsGoMeow

[LOPEZ 1750]

Rule #420 - Compulsory blazing. 

[lostFate95 52]

Rule #666: If lite kids are kids on CT just get out before you waste your time.

[TurtleFrenzy 2612]

Rule #37: Lots of terrorists? Trivia; 2+2; choose 5 alive non-rebelling T's to die.

Rule #38: Moderate amount of terrorists? Trivia; 2+2; choose 5 alive non-rebelling T's to die.

Rule #39: 6 terrorists? Trivia; 2+2; choose 5 alive non-rebelling T's to die.

Rule #40: When on texture and CT's are losing, make all T's complete slide course.

Rule #41: Freekill any T you want until you shoot a SO and proceed to be CT'd.

Rule #42: JB is the meaning of life.

Rule #43: Hear a vent being broken? Better break open the nearest vent and shortcut to armory to cut off the scalliwag from rebelling.

[Name 2616]

Rule #1337: No fun allowed.

Warden Name supports this rule

 

 

@kung @rule69

The top threats : Wind, Splewis, Drankk, JFK(auto sniper) and Knox ( occasionally )

 

The only reason splewis is a threat is because he rallies his armies to rebel

Edited May 19, 2013 by Name

[RKeaton 234]

I see JB got even worse since I last played

[ROFL 699]

OMG. I meant to upvote British. Must upvote everything you post now.

[Mr British 210]

OMG. I meant to upvote British. Must upvote everything you post now.

An upset such as an accidental downvote cannot be tolerated in a rep fueled society such as ours

prepare to die

[SpartanSakaro 1977]

rule # something or another: always rebel if sakaro is warden, you have a better chance at getting lr that way

[Matty 889]

Its funny cause you`re a shit warden.

[MisterTurkes 544]

since when does JB have rules?

[Jewinator 5000 750]

Rule #37: Lots of terrorists? Trivia; 2+2; choose 5 alive non-rebelling T's to die.

Rule #38: Moderate amount of terrorists? Trivia; 2+2; choose 5 alive non-rebelling T's to die.

Rule #39: 6 terrorists? Trivia; 2+2; choose 5 alive non-rebelling T's to die.

Rule #40: When on texture and CT's are losing, make all T's complete slide course.

Rule #41: Freekill any T you want until you shoot a SO and proceed to be CT'd.

Rule #42: JB is the meaning of life.

Rule #43: Hear a vent being broken? Better break open the nearest vent and shortcut to armory to cut off the scalliwag from rebelling.

 

oh fuck do people actually just play trivia for entire rounds? I thought we evolved past that point a long time ago. 

[Youngz 788]

oh fuck do people actually just play trivia for entire rounds? I thought we evolved past that point a long time ago.

When we switched over to CS:GO it was like hitting the restart from beginning button.

[jbandito 814]

@kung @rule69

The top threats : Wind, Splewis, Drankk, JFK(auto sniper) and Knox ( occasionally )

 

 

How fucking dare you leave me off this list

 

 

DECE

Edited May 19, 2013 by jbandito

[TurtleFrenzy 2612]

oh fuck do people actually just play trivia for entire rounds? I thought we evolved past that point a long time ago. 

 

Dunno if you've ever played with Pope Platy, he does trivia days. As soon as you come out of your cell, you're going to stay their until you either die or are the last one alive after answering 3-4 trivia questions.

Yup.

Edited May 19, 2013 by TurtleFrenzy

[SpartanSakaro 1977]

Dunno if you've ever played with Pope Platy, he does trivia days. As soon as you come out of your cell, you're going to stay their until you either die or are the last one alive after answering 3-4 trivia questions.

Yup.

 

it is not only pope platy, for some reason a lot of ct's think "oh t's rebel a lot i should force them to do trivia" or "i don't know how to warden lets do trivia"

[Tortoise 2791]

How fucking dare you leave me off this list

 

 

 

 

i was also disappointed i was left off the list.

[ATG_AGENT 290]

Rule #69. If JFK is on Terrorist. CTs are done for. 

 

 

100% lie.

Edited May 20, 2013 by ATG_AGENT

[ElectronicDrug 7496]

Rule #69b If ATTG is on CT, don't worry, you've got hacks on your side.

[ATG_AGENT 290]

Rule #69b If ATTG is on CT, don't worry, you've got hacks on your side.

 

 

<3

[Name 2616]

How fucking dare you leave me off this list

 

DECE

 

It's just because you're really awful.

 

 

i was also disappointed i was left off the list.

 

The only way you carry Ts is by respawning, teleporting behind someone, and knifing them, and no SO says a thing because you're too awesome for that

Edited May 20, 2013 by Name