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"Butter my stars like a golden coast. We're eating bread with guilty rye and toast. Have you seen my cat? I don't want to boast. My truffle shuffle is doing double time atop the most. The waitress is always walking on our boat.

These balls are tasty like Madonna's face. Nut cables get torsion when I shit a black briefcase. We're washing our balls off nightly and draining our beds. Go down on the chocolate starfish riding on this slide. Hey, you got any matches fool? Just check inside the laundry if your looking for the titty in the Shul.

Curly fries and potato chips, would you please tell me what does it comes wiff?

We're all watching Star Wars, Star Trek, all the time. We never know when to play with our massive ding dong ding dongs.

What does it comes wifff? A house salad! Brie!!!

Although I hesitate to perorate, I must also abstain from procrustean endeavors. Hence, I shall postprandially defenestrate all callipygous revenants, offering them as deodands, and return to my ctenophilia.

Kegels for your health. Hitherto methinks forthwith a mea culpa mi amore. Cuckold by Andy San Dimas. Besieged by farting queefs. Smell it fucking right. Lick your baby's asshole tonight. They like it when you lick it right. Where is my side of curly fries?!

Battery Acid."

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Know how I know you guys are all faggots?

A Canada vs America thread made it all the way to the second page without this being posted:

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Not doin' anything for me. Welp.

Might just be the flag killing it for me.

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Know how I know you guys are all faggots?

A Canada vs America thread made it all the way to the second page without this being posted:

[media=]

Not doin' anything for me. Welp.

Might just be the flag killing it for me.

Ouch, just ouch

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Not doin' anything for me. Welp.

Might just be the flag killing it for me.

You gay, dawg. She could be waving a Nazi flag and I wouldn't give a f.

Where is the male equivalent to that video so I can test this theory?

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Know how I know you guys are all faggots?

A Canada vs America thread made it all the way to the second page without this being posted:

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I haven't seen that video in ages.

It was one of the first things on the internet I ever masturbated to.

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Know how I know you guys are all faggots?

A Canada vs America thread made it all the way to the second page without this being posted:

[media=]

I haven't seen that video in ages.

It was one of the first things on the internet I ever masturbated to.

...really? Wow, go us

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