shikaku

replace it with a morbus server gogogogo

THE SERVER HAS NO POPULATION BECAUSE NO ONE CAN JOIN, HAVE YOU ALL BEEN IGNORING WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS

The server has been empty for months, we show no sort of drive to get it working and it's just a waste of space. Can we take it down? It's average 1.2 players a month at the current moment and it's just a drain of money and server resources.

thanks dad

thanks dad

go do something stupid

Alright boys and girls its almost Halloween and I am hosting an event for my favorite server, Zombie Escape! So To kick off this event I will be introducing two new player models, costing anywhere between 75,000 credits on the shop to 100,000 credits! The event will start October 24th to October 31st. (HALLOWEEN!) Also if I see that the server has more than 35 players active on the server, I will be giving out 10,000 credits (Maximum of once per day) for the event to help all players get that special store item they have always fancied.  Lastly, we will be holding a raffle for some great prizes and weapon skins! To get them look below at the achievements to win! 
 
Server Changes: As of today, I will still be adding the 2 skins but removing a large majority of the current ones and store items we have to reduce download time on the server.
 
Achievements
Kill a zombie with a pistol. (Must have more than 8 players on the server)
Beat the map ze_crashbandicoot, nostromo, desert fox, Portal_story, Mako Reactor, or aztec !NOTE! You must beat the second difficulty level of any map that has a difficulty. Top 5 players with the most time played during the week.Kill 7 humans as a zombie on the same round.(Ownage)Be the only human to survive a round.Kill a Zombie Escape Sever Officer or Trucka 3 rounds in a row.   For most of these you will need either a demo as proof or a Server Officer / Staff member to confirm.If you do happen to successfully accomplish any of these achievements your name will be entered into the raffle! Your name can be entered more than once if you happen to accomplish more than one achievement. (No you cannot do the same one over and over.) Rewards!If you happen to win a reward through the raffle you will get the choice of any of these rewards (Assuming what order you were chosen and if no one else chose the item already) Premium Admin (1 Month)Basic Admin (1 month) AWP Boom (Minimal Wear)StatTrak Sawed Off Orange DDPAT (Field-Tested)M4A1-S Dark Water (Field Tested)Glock-18 Dragon Tattoo (Factory New)StatTrak Aug WingsStatTrak MP7 SkullsStatTrak Famas DoomkittyStatTrak SG 553 UltravioletStatTrak MAG-7 Memento BioShock InfiniteGarry's Mod (2 copies)Secret of the Magic CrystalsAwesomenautsFaerie Solitaire 25,000 credits17,500 credits10,000 credits DonationsPlease thank the following people for their donations! Jayy, BigBird, Waffles, ROFL, Mario(Also if you want to donate as well just post below)

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niggers.
 
EOM.

For anyone who remembers my very deep love letter to stab in her application, well it worked. We are back together and created a beautiful little baby girl.
 
Here's her in all of her glory:
 
 

 
 
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Just realized today is the day ive been in the clan for 7 years...

OMG! He has the same default profile picture as a billion other people.

dat cutie dark + rep for him

dat cutie dark + rep for him

your V neck cant handle the motorcycle

IGN: Shrek 
 
STEAM_1:0:55914765
 
Sorry for not responding I was busy with school + other crap (priorities) 
 
First appeal : I got banned a while ago for mass freekilling. I freekilled because I thought I was on the swoobles server. I want to be unbanned because I know a few people on sg and would like to chill with them. If there is a format I need to follow just comment and I'll fix this. 
 A few said that I should be unbanned <3Other said I should stay banned  Personally I wanna be unbanned so I can play with Countersniper (know him IRL) I know I've made mistakes like freekilling and I don't mind being CT banned until I can prove "worthiness" but I just wanna chill on the server and talk to him. I also know a few other SG members who I don't chill online with any more but would like to. Also, I'd like to give Countersniper some competition (how the fuck is he #1 on the server?)   I also think I could benefit the community, maybe give a few ideas (I'll post them regardless if I get unbanned or not)  Anyways, take your time, think about it. If any of you wanna message me my steam ID is right there    ---------->          http://steamcommunity.com/id/david23100          <---------- Thanks for reading, hope I get unbanned and we can rekindle our friendship  tits attached for good luck 

"I got banned a while ago for mass freekilling. I freekilled because I thought I was on the swoobles server."
 
 
That bothers me tbh. You were gunna go into another server and freekill. Setting a good example

>http://www.joinsg.net/topic/53905-evilhunter32s-app-accepted/
 

your V neck cant handle the motorcycle

your V neck cant handle the motorcycle

You should have checked yourself before you Shrekked yourself.
 

guess i get to go into jb tonight and freekill and say, oh sorry i thought this was another server, unban me please

You do realize this has happened many times in the past where sg members have gone in other jb's just to screw around and see how long they can get away with it....?

I got banned a while ago for mass freekilling. I freekilled because I thought I was on the swoobles server. I want to be unbanned because I know a few people on sg and would like to chill with them. If there is a format I need to follow just comment and I'll fix this.