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Humble Bundle decided to charge me twice, for the newest weekly bundle. If you want a game, post the name of it, and I will message you a link. One game per person. First come, first serve.

Beatbuddy: Tales of the Guardians
Spirits
The Great Jitter: Pudding Panic
Tiny & Big in Grandpa's Leftovers
Galaxy on Fire 2
Crazy Machines 2
The Guild II Collection
The Book of Unwritten Tales
ArcaniA
Risen
Giana Sisters: Twisted Bundle
The Night of the Rabbit: Premium Edition

Also, I have an extra copy of Humble Indie Bundle 3. Post, if you want it.

Humble Bundle decided to charge me twice, for the newest weekly bundle. If you want a game, post the name of it, and I will message you a link. One game per person. First come, first serve.

Beatbuddy: Tales of the Guardians
Spirits
The Great Jitter: Pudding Panic
Tiny & Big in Grandpa's Leftovers
Galaxy on Fire 2
Crazy Machines 2
The Guild II Collection
The Book of Unwritten Tales
ArcaniA
Risen
Giana Sisters: Twisted Bundle
The Night of the Rabbit: Premium Edition

Also, I have an extra copy of Humble Indie Bundle 3. Post, if you want it.

After 7 fucking attempts
http://youtu.be/7Bd4f-Pvib8

If only we had a web developer to fix it. 

except he spams the N word in Teamspeak when we mute him
 
and he laughs at the stupidest things
 
and his posts are fucking awful
 
but worst of all
 
by far the most unforgivable thing about this kid
 

L 05/28/2014 - 00:58:59: [smac_eyetest.smx | 0.8.4.2] Noseman (ID: STEAM_1:0:22705373 | IP: ****) was banned for tampering with an old movement command (tickcount). CmdNum: 246924 | [98357:98357:98367]
 
This is not a false positive and is related to nospread.

the eye test violation module of smac does not trigger an automatic ban after only one detection instance.  there is a threshold that must be reached in order to trigger the automatic ban, and the types of cheats that would cause an eye test violation (fov cheats, anti-recoil, nospread) are not easily detectable by humans unless you can get a user to stand still and spray at a wall.
 
after looking at logs specific to your ban, it appears you were using a nospread cheat.  this is not something that can be erroneously caused by lag or misuse of the console, as it requires the client to specifically tamper with old movement commands in order to manipulate the server.

I am just going to say that you have 15 bans on this account and it also shows 2 perm's with one unban from the perm....

(http://sb.joinsg.net/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A1%3A49033903&Submit=)

My two cents is that you can do what everyone else does when they want to be unbanned and pay the price.

 

RIP

My greatest accomplishment as staff.

I'll just throw in my experience with excessive gaming and hope this helps in some way, the health issues a sedentary lifestyle promotes are both physical and mental. Laziness, procrastination and real life social isolation can be a gateway to depression and other mental issues, over the years I found out a good amount of my friends (myself included) who didn't moderate their gaming habits had either low self esteem, domestic drama due to excessive gaming, or little to no ambition outside of gaming. For me, the biggest physical consequence was it promoted obesity, my inactive lifestyle left me damn near 300lbs, which made me sad cause I wanted to be sexy and how could I get ass  when I looked like oversized unbaked wonder bread?  But good came out of it, being in that position made me want a complete opposite lifestyle. So then i started playing less, studied health and physical fitness, started lifting, got big, trained that kid you know as jmafia and now he cant stop taking selfies and has a large male fanbase on instagram!

https://www.humblebundle.com/store

Humble Bundle is doing a sale for spring. There are a ton of good games available, ranging from indies to AAA titles. Be sure to check for new sales, everyday. I think they might also be doing flash sales every 8 hours.

Recommendation
Hero Siege for $1.50. Really brainless, violent fun. It's a simplified Diablo-clone, and it's been getting constant updates, for the past several months. They are currently working on optimizing online multiplayer.

https://www.humblebundle.com/store

Humble Bundle is doing a sale for spring. There are a ton of good games available, ranging from indies to AAA titles. Be sure to check for new sales, everyday. I think they might also be doing flash sales every 8 hours.

Recommendation
Hero Siege for $1.50. Really brainless, violent fun. It's a simplified Diablo-clone, and it's been getting constant updates, for the past several months. They are currently working on optimizing online multiplayer.

Over the past month I have worked on a huge update for the TTT server.

The main additions to the server include a pointshop system with an integrated crate dropping addon.




Drops are given in a series of crates all at different rarities. When a crate is drop, you have the option to open it. The special, rare, and unusual crates require a key item to be owned before the crate can be open.



Drops are as follows:

Common Crate
Rental Weapons, Player Models, and Hats

Strange Crate
Rental Jihad Sounds and MP5

Special Crate - Requires Key
Permanent Player Hats

Rare Crate - Requires Key
Permanent Plyaer Models

Unusual Crate - Requires Key
Permanent Jihad Sounds
 
Keys can be bought from the store with 1500 points, points are aquired by selling unwanted items.

Rental Items have a chance to be removed at the end of a map, while permanent last forever but are much harder to aquire.

The loadout has also been integrated into the pointshop menu for a more seamless integration.



Along with this update I will be updating throughout the summer, come check out the new additions. Let me know here if you find any issues. Thanks.

I donated 325$ to this clan and I'm pretty sure it made me more of a faggot

Hello
 
I got banned for ghosting 6 hours, I realized that it was not allowed after I did, I searched on the jailbreak rules so I didnt found any rules against ghosting until I saw the global rules, Im wondering if there is any chance to revoke or change ban lenght.
 
Thanks

Circumference, Area and Volume are all related dimensionally by lengths. Circumference exists in one dimension, Area in two, and Volume in three. Dividing and multiplying lengths will essentially give you the unit you want.

 
1) Find radius of circle with Circumference (circumference = 2*pi*r) = 9.2946486765666876089028117809548
2) 2x radius is diameter
3) 2x diameter is new diameter = 37.178594706266750435611247123819, radius = 18.58929735313337521780562356191
4) Find height (of the original) using volume, area of a circle with circumference 58.4 can be found using the radius earlier: 9.2946486765666876089028117809548
5) V = A*h, h = V/A, h = 864/(pi*9.2946486765666876089028117809548^2) = 3.1834491141649246552257973859466
6) Surface area of a cylinder is the areas of everything added. Circumference times height gives the area of the "round" portion, and two areas of a circle with the radius earlier make up the "caps". Assuming the height is not changed; (SA = 2*pi*r*h + 2*pi*r^2) = 2543.05678738 ~= 2543.057cm^2
 
 
Otherwise use this.
SA = (2V/r) + (2*pi*r^2)

Note: There may or may not be subliminal messaging in this complaint.
 
Over the past three days, teamspeak has been plagued by a kid name "Bastian". He basically comes
 

 
Into the server and proceeds to call everyone faggots. I don't know what the hell is voice is, but it sounds like a mix between those fake accents gay guys use and extreme prepubescence. We tell him to stop and he responds with things like "Suck my pussy" and something about his cock. I didn't think these terms still existed. So, we proceed to
 

 
WOULDN'T YOU JUST LOVE SOME PIZZA RIGHT NOW?
 
tell him to stop, which he responds with more "You're a faggot", etc comments. So far he's made about three or four complaint department threads that have been closed because they're pretty much bullshit. At the least, ban him from teamspeak. It's getting really annoying having to listen to a mix between queen and Urkel, without the musical talent of queen or charming looks that Urkel has.
 

 
GOD DAMN THATS SOME GOOD LOOKING PIZZA. LOOK AT THAT CHEEZE DRIP OFF THE CRUST.
 
So in review;
 
 

 
 
SERIOUSLY, JUST TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY AND BAN HIM. HOLY FUCK.
 
 
 
https://soundcloud.com/the-doctor-zed/the-fag-quartet-bastian

First off, I would like to notice everyone reading this that in the "JAILBREAK" servers, there are a lot of admins who ignore the rules and are always seeking to abuse their admin powers. aka "Power hungry admins". This is not the first time that this happened to me or others (i would mention some, but sadly i didn't care enough to screenshot them at that certain time). But this is the first time that I will start officially directing complaints to this forums from the jailbreak server. I also want to point out that it seems SG wants the public to respect all SG members? How can we do that if, or at least half of your admins don't even respect the public. Even if 5-6 admins are on at a time, if one makes a mistake or abuses his power, the other admins turns their blind eye to it. I would like multiple staff and senior members to read this and bring some change to this tyrannical situation.
 
Of course I also reported admin "Arkham" and won the case. Just to mention my feats.
 
This complaint is for SG admin "pz". 
 
Here are the screen shots:
 
screen shot 1

 
 
SCREEN SHOT 2

 
I will now explain the situation.
 
It was the first round, orders were given, i clearly knew that. But in this situation, there was one T breaking vents and going in. While he was going in, I killed him. That's obvious right? But it seems Pez, who seemed autistic at that time, didnt care enough and proceeded to slay me saying that I FKED the T THAT WAS IN VENTS. As you can see from the screenshots, i have highlighted the main points. I also have highlighted a witness who also saw me get fked ( i believe it was a another admin ). Of course I asked him why he slayed me, he didnt answer. so he was obviously avoiding me. Than I got pretty mad and told him to ban him self. Of course some cuss words i typed out in log as you can see since i was pretty mad ( since its not the first time it happened when an admin abuser starts being power hungry). Than he proceeded to kick me at the end trying to avoid the main situation at hand. 
 
Again, I would like a punishment done on this particular admin to show others not to be abusive. A message to all SG community members. Again if you want respect from the public, start respecting us more. 

hey guys remember the tf2 server?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iOJMdpZ2ea

for this to happen dude like cmon. ur the true 1% dude FUCKing condolences
 

 
btw hows my bedhair:
 

Everyone, we have finished our "test phase" with the new host. Based on poll results and staff opinion we are pretty happy with the new host. I apologize to those of you who got worse pings. the gains far outweighed those few people though. Primarily the fact that we have been DDoS'd 3x since moving hosts with no one even noticing. the last attack peaked at 915Mbps and we didn't feel it at all. 
 
That all being said, with the test phase over, there will be some downtime. I have not scheduled that time yet, im waiting for an invoice and some more information. during the downtime, we will be getting a new cpu, the E3-1280-v3 which is the fastest single thread performing cpu there is, and a second 1Gbps link on a separate switch providing us additional bandwidth and some network redundancy. 
 
the delay will be caused by the HD move. after they set up the new box, i will shut our stuff down (100% of it) they will remove our hard drives (the SSD and the SATA) and install them in our new box. following this, they will put in a USB drive and load ESXi 5.5 on it. Once this is complete, i will reload our VMs into esxi and turn everything on. aside from a few IPs changing (not game IPs) which will be no problem since they are ones we use via dns(such as www.joinsg.net and voice.joinsg.net)  there will be no problems. 
 
I expect the outage to last less than 8 hours, but we will know more soon. the CPU has a 2 week lead time, so we're trying to get everything in order. I will update this as I get information. thanks everyone. 

8 isn't mass negrepping. But okay. (b'.')b

To be fair, I rag on you for voting no on recruits constantly. Other than that, you coo'. Kawaii is tried and true buttmad