Pancake Man

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is Xlite, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

Is the printer there to recieve official sG faxes?
 
What's sG's corporate fax number I need to send some documents

Where's the flames?
 
Servers run faster with red LED's and flames on the side

Moved out of my college dorm so here's my home setup
 

I am sorry to inform you all but I am stepping down from my position as JB Faggot. I have spent too much time in this spot and want to open it up for all the new fags that have been rolling in.
See ya around!

See this is why you're still in debt murica'

AMERICA APPROVES
 

 
KLARK IS LITERALLY HITLER AND STALIN COMBINED. LOOK AT HIS PROFILE. ITS TRUE.
 

Please stop spamming my forums...

Get a 5 man team that are willing to disconnect at first round. It counts as loss and it doesnt give you any cooldown.

luv u bb

luv u bb

luv u bb

bitch

luv u bb

I carry this noob in dota and i get nothing smh

You're welcome!

For those without a heater

Dear sG Community,
 
I would like to wish you guys a Merry Christmas, it saddens me to say this but I will be stepping down as an SO. It’s not that I lost interest in all the people who play it, since to be honest, you guys were all great. But I haven’t been the best SO everybody has pegged me for and for that I want to apologize to the people who did have high hopes.
 
 
I want to give a few mentions to:
 
- Hotsauce
If it wasn't for you hotsauce then I would have never made it into sG or as a Server Officer and the very fundamentals of how to be a great SO
 
-Nom Noms
For being that guy who can accept some of my racist jokes that I make on rare occasions and teaching me how to be an SO
 
-Oreo
Being a great friend
 
-Mimic
Letting me ban him for my last time as a TTT SO to stop the Tyranny
 
-Anzhi, Jeff, Siesan
Moving you guys up into SO's was probably the best decisions I made. Sure you guys may have been immature in the beginning but you guys understood that you needed to stop being immature and handle people in a more professional manner. For that I am really grateful to leave you guys in charge of TTT.
 
-Eddy
Letting me rant off to you
 
-Most of the TTT Community
You guys were the best. I don't regret being an admin on there and you guys made it the best experience for me.
 
-JMafia
#selfies
 
-fps_trucka
Best DOTA2 and LOL Instructor that I ever had.
 
-Monkeh, Ted, Renegade and Tristan
Best guys on TTT when they are on the server.
 
-All the other SO's
Good luck guys on TTT, great fun being there to help with the server.
 
-Coldfuse
Taught me a lot in TTT and is a great guy to know and have fun with.
 
-Marvin
#Internetslapwhenyoucouldjustgotomyhouseandslapmelol
 
#MoralFag4Life
 
If there is anybody else I missed I'm sorry.
 
I hope you guys have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year,
 
Blackie