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  8. Posted

    hi every1 im new!!!!! charges mah lazr my name is ted but u can call me Anonymous!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 22 years old (i still live w/ my mom tho!!) i like 2 look at mudkip threads with my boyfreind (im bi if u dont like it gtfo) its our favorite kindof thred!!!! bcuz their SOOOO random!!!! hes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of friends here so give me lots of replieses! DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _ hehe…toodles!!!!!

    traps and cp,

    Anonymous

  11. Posted

    This is fucking hilarious.

    http://cltampa.com/bedpost/archives/2014/03/06/bully-who-outed-duke-porn-star-has-his-porn-preferences-publicized#.UxoOmD9dXTp


    Thomas Bagley, the Duke University student who outed classmate Belle Knox for performing in porn to pay tuition, is receiving a taste of what it feels like to be bullied online. An open letter from porn distributor Mike Kulich announced that Bagley has a subscription to the hardcore porn site, FacialAbuse.com.
    Kulich, the rabble-rousing CEO of Monarchy Distribution, has a flair for exploiting current events for their marketing potential. (He recently offered Amanda Knox $20,000 to star in a porno.) This time, however, Kulich is using his talents to point out the glaring hypocrisy at the heart of the sex scandal—as well as to help promote his company. Bagley outed Belle for being a porn performer when he was such a fan of porn that he recognized Belle from her work. This raises the question: Why is it okay for a male student to be a fan of porn while it's shameful for a female student to perform in porn? Knox discussed the same discrepancy in an essay she penned for XOJane.com on Tuesday.

    Kulich took his public criticism of Bagley a step further, offering the freshman $10,000 to perform in a Facial Abuse scene with the actress of his choice. Kulich even offered Bagley $1,000 for every inch that his dick exceeded four inches.

    Below is Kulich's letter in full:

     

     

     

     

     

    Dear Mr. Bagley,
    First off, I would like to thank you for being such a fan of our business. For someone who subscribes to a site like Facial Abuse I want to commend you for spending the $200 a week your parents send you every week for living expenses wisely. Facial Abuse is a great site! There is nothing like watching a new girl getting a huge cock viciously rammed down her throat. I like your taste!

    I want to also commend you on getting accepted into Duke. Great school! I am sure your parents are proud. I bet you pull straight A's when you're not whacking it to Facial Abuse and Casting Couch movies. I love our fans and I love you! You are the type of guy that makes our business move.

    With that I would like to make you an offer. As I sit here in my office at 6:30 on a Wednesday night I am writing a check for $10,000 to pay to the order of Thomas Bagley. I want to give you the opportunity to live out all your fantasies. In addition to that 10K, there is a plane ticket and hotel room with your name on it out here in sunny Los Angeles. Screw the polar vortex. Get your ass out and come shoot for us! I will give you the opportunity to bang ANY porn star you want. We will make you a celebrity because it is apparent how much you love porn and attention.

    10 Grand is a lot of money for a kid like you. Do you know how many porn memberships you could buy with that? That is more than a lifetime membership to Facial Abuse!

    I ask that you seriously consider our offer. Any girl you want! Come out to LA and become a star. ALSO, for every inch you are packing over 4, I will throw in an EXTRA $1,000. Get your tiny pecker out here and become the next Ron Jeremy kiddo!

    All my best,

    Mike Kulich
    CEO
    Monarchy Distribution
    15303 Ventura Blvd
    9th Floor
    Sherman Oaks, CA 91403

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  14. Posted · Edited by Goldentongue

    One of my favorite current bands just came out with their first full length album and are letting people stream it for free online.

    http://www.clashmusic.com/features/premiere-the-correspondents-puppet-loosely-strung

    The second, third, and tenth tracks on it are especially good.

    They're a sort of electro-swing duo from Britain and are just brilliant. They've been gaining some popularity in the music festival circuit in Europe and Australia lately, and I'm really hoping this album gives them enough success to come to the states sometime soon. Apparently they're phenomenal live.

    Tell me what you think.
     

  17. Posted

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    That's actually a pretty decent argument.

    But it was factually inaccurate, not logically flawed. There was no logic (comparison) in my argument, but correlation.

    Any claim or explanation, even one as open ended as yours, uses some form of logic. I'll explain it to you tomorrow if you need me to.

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  18. Posted · Edited by Goldentongue

    Ok, the biggest disservice I've done to you isn't crudely insulting your lifestyle choices so far, it's assuming you're smart enough to figure out why this would make no sense on your own.

    To start, I'll begin with a line from the well written but logically flawed post by Camelfun:

    "The ocean is vast, deep, mysterious, and fucking marvelous. It's nice to imagine all of the history that has grown in the waters. There is so much that is unknown, and so much that we're hoping truly does exist."

    This is true. Much of the deep ocean is completely unexplored, and discovery of new deep ocean species happens on a regular basis. But let's highlight part of that: deep ocean.  The idea of a large surface dwelling animal (which legend has it mermaids are), fish or mammal, existing without any scientific documentation so far is highly dubious.

    But let's assume that mermaids are deep water creatures. What we see in deep water species is evolutionary traits thatlessresemble shallower marine species, and certainly don't resemble land creatures at all. The vastly unique environmental conditions of the deep ocean would create evolutionary developments so completely different from land animals.

    Yes, convergent evolution does occur, but it always occurs in animals that share almost the exact same environment and niche. Sharks and dolphins have similar shape as large marine predators. Bats and birds have similar shape as small flying insect eaters.

    But for a deepwater fish and a land dwelling primate to evolve similarly at all makes zero sense. Humans evolved from a very specific set of conditions involving earlier primates that descended from trees and began walking upright, only within the past couple million years. There is no set of evolutionary conditions that would involve the development of a creature with the upper torso of a primate and the lower body of a fish, two creatures that are separated by billions of years of evolution. And no other creature on earth is exactly one half of something, and one half of another animal entirely.

    There are countless mythological creatures that involve the combination of multiple different species. The sphinx, the chimera, the cockatrice, the unicorn, the griffin, Pegasus, etc, all very clearly fictional. Throughout human history they've created new fantastic creature for stories using the elements of existing creatures they know. And what animal do humans know better than humans themselves? We have the centaur, the Minotaur, harpies, and yes, mermaids, just to name a few legendary monsters created with a human element. Many religions even worship gods with a very human form, based on the ancient misconception that out of all the animals on this planet, we are somehow divinely special or unique.

     

    There is not a shred of credible scientific evidence to support the existence of mermaids, despite the countless anecdotal stories that claim they exist. The same can be said of bigfoot, ghosts, and many of the creatures listed above. Sure, you can insistently claim that we have no means of disproving it and therefore you have the right to maintain your belief, but by that logic we could argue that an invisible tooth fairy comes and sucks my dick in the middle of the night and that's why I wake up with sticky sheets.

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  20. Posted · Edited by Goldentongue

    The whole reason behind this thread is the same for why space-based Science Fiction is so popular: The ocean is vast, deep, mysterious, and fucking marvelous. It's nice to imagine all of the history that has grown in the waters. There is so much that is unknown, and so much that we're hoping truly does exist.

     

    Yeh, the videos are fake, but who gives a shit? They made it, whatever. In the end, it's just a part of the wonder that is our Earth. People can believe what they want. If they choose to live their life believing that mermaids exist, then who are we to give a damn? Just look at Christianity.

     

    Although, this whole thing raises the idea that, if the concept of humanoid mer-creatures exists, then the design must have been influenced by nature, so far back then. Just take a look at all Germanic folklore. What if these concepts aren't just designs from the minds of those before us? What if they are the telling of history? I mean, history in and of itself is all about trust in the documents which are left over from times passed. There is always the aspect of, "Was this written to exonerate X? Was this written to glorify Y? What if this little, rock statue is just meant to scare the people back then? Are these toys?"

     

    The times don't ever change when it comes to this stuff, and they may always be influenced by the discoveries of their era. In the end it all boils down to what you want to believe, what you want to pursue, and what you will discover. People are going to believe this mermaid stuff for their own reasons: They may well be very hopeful; They may just be absorbing whatever the media are showing; They may well just be ignorant. In any case, all it means is the fascination still exists and won't disappear until we've finally learned all we can, and kaijus sprout from the ocean floor.

    "What is a scientist after all? It is a curious man looking through a keyhole, the keyhole of nature, trying to know what’s going on."

    — Jacques Cousteau, 1971

    Yeah, that sounds sweet and harmless at all, until you consider that in a democratic society people who say idiotic shit like this:

     

    I truly believe they must exist based on everything on the table...the fact that the government is down right denying anything is another reason I add to the pile.

    s.

    might actually influence other people.

     

    Just look at Christianity.

    Exactly. Look at Christianity. The outright denial of reality in favor of fictional myth and legend actually has a negative impact on society and scientific progress.
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  21. Posted

    Thank you for proving my point once again. Now everybody can see you are a prick in every way shape and form. I offer an olive branch to stop pointless trolling, and you continue to troll.

     

    Again, spreading misinformation... I'm trying to gather information for my own use, you absolute mug. 

     

    Bannana I've not said anybodies opinion is stupid, I said I didn't want to hear people telling me things are fake. I'm attempting to gather information and as always, this community doesn't read, jumps to conclusions and destroys a perfectly good discussion thread.

     

    Hats off to all of you, again.

    >"Goldentongue u r Retarded"

    >"Mermaids is real"

    >Shut the fuck up Rayne

    >"Goldentongue pls stop"

    >No

    >"Goldentongue u r Retarded."

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  22. Posted

    PM:

    EDIT: Golden see PM please.

    PM:

    Can you kindly stop jumping into my threads because you took my joke in that 'fatty' thread seriously.

    I don't need somebody down repping my threads for no reason and hijacking them because you have a dislike for me based on a joke.

    I have nothing against you and I'd prefer to keep it that way, I'm not here to make enemies and to cause fights. Kindly accept the truce and let's not turn every situation into a troll war.

    No. Your choice to make your life shitty with your chubby white trash gf and your tribal arm tattoos is your choice, but when you spread idiotic misinformation like this I'm going to call you out on it along with everyone else who thinks you're a dumbass.

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