Lv. 100 Crobat

So this kid was on the server for about ten minutes, leaves, and comes back as this: sG | DeaF™ I'm like"where's your sG community account page"
then kicked him twice for false clan tags So he friends me on Steam and this happens sG | Tuxedo [sO]: kidsG | Tuxedo [sO]: you're about to get bannedsG | DeaF™: I'm in sgsG | Tuxedo [sO]: nosG | Tuxedo [sO]: you are notsG | DeaF™: Syndicate Gamers?sG | DeaF™: The group?sG | Tuxedo [sO]: nosG | Tuxedo [sO]: you are not in the fucking clansG | Tuxedo [sO]: the group doesn't mean shitsG | DeaF™: what is the "clan:sG | Tuxedo [sO]: you need to be in the clan to have tagssG | DeaF™: "clan"sG | Tuxedo [sO]: joinsg.netsG | DeaF™: sosG | DeaF™: I can't use sGsG | Tuxedo [sO]: nosG | DeaF™: if I'm not an adminsG | DeaF™: or a modsG | DeaF™: is that the case orrsG | DeaF™: I have no idea why I can't use the tag sGsG | Tuxedo [sO]: it's a clan rulesG | Tuxedo [sO]: doesn't matter if you're an adminsG | DeaF™: do I have to be in this one? http://steamcommunity.com/groups/sG-TTTsG | Tuxedo [sO]: listensG | Tuxedo [sO]: you need to be recruited in the goddamn clansG | Tuxedo [sO]: http://www.joinsg.net/sG | Tuxedo [sO]: thatsG | DeaF™: ohhsG | DeaF™: so I just sign upsG | DeaF™: and I'm goodsG | Tuxedo [sO]: nosG | Tuxedo [sO]: you aren'tsG | Tuxedo [sO]: you have to be voted in the clansG | Tuxedo [sO]: it takes a month at the minimumsG | DeaF™: just to have the fucking tagsG | DeaF™: sG }sG | Tuxedo [sO]: yes?sG | DeaF™: CvG all over againsG | DeaF™ is now Online.DeaF™: wellDeaF™: you have a poor server community.DeaF™: Goodbye now.DeaF™ is now Offline.sG | iafunky [sO]: LOLsG | iafunky [sO]: SIG THATsG | DaveTheEngineer: LOL IS HE RETARDED?sG | Tuxedo [sO]: yessG | DaveTheEngineer: Tell himt o come back to the serversG | Sith [sO]: lerlelelelel 
PS Dave had the ban hammer ready if he came back
 
UPDATE: Literally had the same incident like 10 minutes later
 
sG | WizardBenGaming has disconnected, his SteamID is: STEAM_0:0:113125821sG | Sith [sO] banned steamid STEAM_0:0:113125821 for 10080 minute(s) (Welcome to sG!)

this is like 20% of the playerbase in the servers.

savage

For a while, I did gS just to fuck with people.

Goddamn I love that show (the one in your signature).
 
That bears laugh got me goin every time I watched.

YESSSS cx

35% of JB

Was there for half of it and got the second kick in.

holy fuck I'm dying rn

I agree with the guy, going through a month of circle jerk is dumb.

i got killed by a door, pls respawn respawn respawn respawn RESPAWN!!!!! 

couldn't wait for u to post so i could torch you like the fucking swamp dwelling dweeb u are
 
i said multiple times while you were being a bitch boy to stop complaining about shit and make a post about it on the forums in which you replied with:
 
Jun 6, 2015 12:42:54 pm too high to do that kind of extraneous things 24/7 sG | Warcraft 3 [JoinSG|Stats|Invis|CustomRaces] Jun 6, 2015 12:42:37 pm i hate writing just doing it when im dead know haha 24/7 sG | Warcraft 3 [JoinSG|Stats|Invis|CustomRaces]
http://sg.gameme.com/player_histories/chat/591384 if anyone wants to read more this guy is a goldmine of the worst complaints i've ever seen come out of this place
 
let me just state that you should probably stop trying to state that you're a veteran warcraft3 player i could give a fuck less whether you just joined or if you've been playing for years you're still a retard
people who are selected to test races are supposed to do exactly that, which is test the races. if they are whoring the race and refuse to get off it, you should take a screenshot/demo and fucking report them because that's the only way anyone is going to know someone is abusing their tester status.
your argument of "Testers are abusing races and nerfing it after maxing, its not hard to fucken know when a race is op by just reading the skill" is a fucking joke. sit and read some of the race descriptions that tell you absolutely nothing about the race and tell me ppl are retarded for playing it.
 
when it comes to new races being added to the server that's all on the engineers hands not just any admin who joins and plays the server. you're really uneducated when it comes to how the server works even though you've been "playing for at least 3 years". maybe if you spent some time figuring out about how things work you would be less of a shithead.
 
face kicked you right before i could because for a whole map all you did was bitch and whine about testers and tester races
 
and who the fuck are you to say face is the only one who considers other players when you were attempting to bm him with your comment 
 
Jun 6, 2015 12:41:41 pm the problem is Face is not a good coder so he cant resolve anyhting either 24/7 sG | Warcraft 3 [JoinSG|Stats|Invis|CustomRaces]
 
fuck off you piece of shit
i'll shit on ur chest at recess
 
in the end, if you sit in the server and complain about stupid shit the entire day there's no reason for you to play on the server. if you continue to do stupid shit like this i'll just ban u whenever you're in the server i'm tired of dealing with stupid fuckers like you and that's like half of the w3 population so maybe there should be a rule in place against this (hello skit where are u)

I'll miss you man. You da real MVP and good luck with everything.

i got killed by a door, pls respawn respawn respawn respawn RESPAWN!!!!! 

Back by popular demand, this is...
 
Vanilla Shenanigans: THE SEQUEL
 
First off we have awesomemike64:
 

 
I killed a T, he killed me. True to his word, awesomemike64 did actually leave. Classic.
 
 
Next, we have feryhf201:
 

 
He was trying to get me to slay myself for killing him after he let me in to the T room... while he was in it.
 
 
This one happened today. DGK_VisionZ vs. bubbachubha
 

 
This one explains itself. Needless to slay, bubbachubha was slain even though he just wanted to kill Traitors. God bless you bubbachubha.
 
 
An oldie and a good laugh or a facepalm, depending on your mood:
 

 
Yes, this happens all the time.
 
 
And finally, my personal favorite and the laugh of the day in the teamspeak channel:
 

 
I slayed Derickdoesmine for RDM and he replies in the most hilarious way possible. Yeah, lemme revive you after slaying you for RDM.

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I nominate brazil
 
edit: can we get a link of the version 1.0

Ran against hackers in non official maps, i always smurf

willpower gives you the ability to shapeshift into a gryphon

And hilarity ensued.
 
So the other day I banned two guys on vanilla TTT for rdm or trolling or something, I don't really remember exactly what. Then, of course, since this is vanilla TTT I wake up to 193 comments from these two fucktards being salty because they got banned. Their plan backfired though because instead of being angry I'm actually laughing my ass off at this.
You can go to my Steam and look at them all yourself if you want, I'm keeping all of them for future lols.
Here are some of the intelligence exuding highlights:
"fuck me harder pls i love it baby pls marry me lets run away fuck the childrens"
-ur mom getting fucked by ur dog u will be the best admin in the world
-ur dad........never "If idiots grew on trees, my pu$$y would be a tree garden xd" -Ur Mom, 2015 ur mom write a poem and send it to me so now I share wit u



"i am stuopid bitch"

-ur mom canada is like weed cuz is a stupid thing HAHAHAHA XDDDD sister proud evryday ur mom is ur boyfriend penis poop dick nigger lover shit keyboard dick dick dick ur mom and ur sister horny in KFC UR MOM IS HORNY IN KFC hahahaha 666 satan is ur dad hjahahaahahaahaha h666 you: " Oh im an admin so I do what i want ahhaha"
me: "no pls dont ban me"
you: "hahaha no im a fag admin so i ban u"

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If you have any problems contact Eddy.
 
jk ty

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This money will be put to good use in keeping our servers and website fun and online!

Sincerely,
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I didn't eat lunch. have my lunch money you bullies.

thanks