Ichalvl

My, what a generous donation. All hail the test user!

What a nice guy this testuser is.

No, I've heard of them a lot from Planetside 2. I think they also are building a pretty big Star Citizen group as well.

http://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/1h2jzl/ex_girlfriend_leaves_voicemail_speaks_half/
 
Enjoy.

Quick, someone find me a nice Facepalm gif.
 
I'm assuming what he said was completely and utterly 100% satire, referring to the common term IT people use, of "Did you turn it off and on?"
 
If there's an injoke I'm not getting, then pardon this message. I'm new here.

http://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/1h2jzl/ex_girlfriend_leaves_voicemail_speaks_half/
 
Enjoy.

I, too, browse /r/Cringe.

http://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/1h2jzl/ex_girlfriend_leaves_voicemail_speaks_half/
 
Enjoy.

http://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/1h2jzl/ex_girlfriend_leaves_voicemail_speaks_half/
 
Enjoy.

I, too, browse /r/Cringe.

Thank you so much for adding this. It's always been a pain for me when I get a TD FD and I get like... 2 nades before the admin forgets about me.

Nonono, this isn't the surpreme court, it's the SURPREME court. This one is much more lax and has more typos.
 
EDIT: I don't know what the hell you did but you just fucked up my brain by editing your comment and then editing mine or something. That isn't what the quote was and that isn't what I typed

Hi all!
 
I've been an avid user of sG for a while now, starting out on the Jailbreak server, then mainly moving over to surf... Though sometimes I have to leave server because of abusive admins. :L
 
As easily seen on my Steam profile, my name is Ichalvl and I have played CS:GO for nearly 500 hours, almost 150 of those hours were spent on sG server!
 
My real name, in case it ever comes up, is Michael. I have a wicked jew fro that takes Strength 10+ gel to smooth out. Though, once it gets longer than 3 inches, there is no straightening it at all. It's just a giant flop of hair. And no, I'm not Jewish. I'm agnostic.
 
I live in the USA, probably getting watched by the NSA as we speak but who cares! More specifically, I'm in California... Home of a bright sun and beautiful asses!
 
Something interesting? as seen on my profile for the surf server (http://sg.gameme.com/playerinfo/401216), the time I have spent on T and CT are near identical... Cool!
 
So yeah, that's me. I like a lot of the admins, minus Surprise Butt Sex. 
 
That's basically it. 
 
...I am also global highest-tier admin on Swoobles servers, so feel free to make fun of me for that. I'll be admin here.. One day.

Forget where I saw it, but it said that your virginity is a lock and watching anime essentially throws away the key.
 
This video makes me think that saying is very true.

Hi all!
 
I've been an avid user of sG for a while now, starting out on the Jailbreak server, then mainly moving over to surf... Though sometimes I have to leave server because of abusive admins. :L
 
As easily seen on my Steam profile, my name is Ichalvl and I have played CS:GO for nearly 500 hours, almost 150 of those hours were spent on sG server!
 
My real name, in case it ever comes up, is Michael. I have a wicked jew fro that takes Strength 10+ gel to smooth out. Though, once it gets longer than 3 inches, there is no straightening it at all. It's just a giant flop of hair. And no, I'm not Jewish. I'm agnostic.
 
I live in the USA, probably getting watched by the NSA as we speak but who cares! More specifically, I'm in California... Home of a bright sun and beautiful asses!
 
Something interesting? as seen on my profile for the surf server (http://sg.gameme.com/playerinfo/401216), the time I have spent on T and CT are near identical... Cool!
 
So yeah, that's me. I like a lot of the admins, minus Surprise Butt Sex. 
 
That's basically it. 
 
...I am also global highest-tier admin on Swoobles servers, so feel free to make fun of me for that. I'll be admin here.. One day.

Happy birthday, man!
 
I'll even sing you a song..
 
*Huffs up air*
 
Happy happy birthday, this song is very short!

Hi all!
 
I've been an avid user of sG for a while now, starting out on the Jailbreak server, then mainly moving over to surf... Though sometimes I have to leave server because of abusive admins. :L
 
As easily seen on my Steam profile, my name is Ichalvl and I have played CS:GO for nearly 500 hours, almost 150 of those hours were spent on sG server!
 
My real name, in case it ever comes up, is Michael. I have a wicked jew fro that takes Strength 10+ gel to smooth out. Though, once it gets longer than 3 inches, there is no straightening it at all. It's just a giant flop of hair. And no, I'm not Jewish. I'm agnostic.
 
I live in the USA, probably getting watched by the NSA as we speak but who cares! More specifically, I'm in California... Home of a bright sun and beautiful asses!
 
Something interesting? as seen on my profile for the surf server (http://sg.gameme.com/playerinfo/401216), the time I have spent on T and CT are near identical... Cool!
 
So yeah, that's me. I like a lot of the admins, minus Surprise Butt Sex. 
 
That's basically it. 
 
...I am also global highest-tier admin on Swoobles servers, so feel free to make fun of me for that. I'll be admin here.. One day.

Hi all!
 
I've been an avid user of sG for a while now, starting out on the Jailbreak server, then mainly moving over to surf... Though sometimes I have to leave server because of abusive admins. :L
 
As easily seen on my Steam profile, my name is Ichalvl and I have played CS:GO for nearly 500 hours, almost 150 of those hours were spent on sG server!
 
My real name, in case it ever comes up, is Michael. I have a wicked jew fro that takes Strength 10+ gel to smooth out. Though, once it gets longer than 3 inches, there is no straightening it at all. It's just a giant flop of hair. And no, I'm not Jewish. I'm agnostic.
 
I live in the USA, probably getting watched by the NSA as we speak but who cares! More specifically, I'm in California... Home of a bright sun and beautiful asses!
 
Something interesting? as seen on my profile for the surf server (http://sg.gameme.com/playerinfo/401216), the time I have spent on T and CT are near identical... Cool!
 
So yeah, that's me. I like a lot of the admins, minus Surprise Butt Sex. 
 
That's basically it. 
 
...I am also global highest-tier admin on Swoobles servers, so feel free to make fun of me for that. I'll be admin here.. One day.

Hi all!
 
I've been an avid user of sG for a while now, starting out on the Jailbreak server, then mainly moving over to surf... Though sometimes I have to leave server because of abusive admins. :L
 
As easily seen on my Steam profile, my name is Ichalvl and I have played CS:GO for nearly 500 hours, almost 150 of those hours were spent on sG server!
 
My real name, in case it ever comes up, is Michael. I have a wicked jew fro that takes Strength 10+ gel to smooth out. Though, once it gets longer than 3 inches, there is no straightening it at all. It's just a giant flop of hair. And no, I'm not Jewish. I'm agnostic.
 
I live in the USA, probably getting watched by the NSA as we speak but who cares! More specifically, I'm in California... Home of a bright sun and beautiful asses!
 
Something interesting? as seen on my profile for the surf server (http://sg.gameme.com/playerinfo/401216), the time I have spent on T and CT are near identical... Cool!
 
So yeah, that's me. I like a lot of the admins, minus Surprise Butt Sex. 
 
That's basically it. 
 
...I am also global highest-tier admin on Swoobles servers, so feel free to make fun of me for that. I'll be admin here.. One day.

Hi all!
 
I've been an avid user of sG for a while now, starting out on the Jailbreak server, then mainly moving over to surf... Though sometimes I have to leave server because of abusive admins. :L
 
As easily seen on my Steam profile, my name is Ichalvl and I have played CS:GO for nearly 500 hours, almost 150 of those hours were spent on sG server!
 
My real name, in case it ever comes up, is Michael. I have a wicked jew fro that takes Strength 10+ gel to smooth out. Though, once it gets longer than 3 inches, there is no straightening it at all. It's just a giant flop of hair. And no, I'm not Jewish. I'm agnostic.
 
I live in the USA, probably getting watched by the NSA as we speak but who cares! More specifically, I'm in California... Home of a bright sun and beautiful asses!
 
Something interesting? as seen on my profile for the surf server (http://sg.gameme.com/playerinfo/401216), the time I have spent on T and CT are near identical... Cool!
 
So yeah, that's me. I like a lot of the admins, minus Surprise Butt Sex. 
 
That's basically it. 
 
...I am also global highest-tier admin on Swoobles servers, so feel free to make fun of me for that. I'll be admin here.. One day.