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Kim

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  1. In our society men who are unable to find "bitches" to satisfy their needs are considered weak.

     

    Women are already considered so, so it doesn't matter.

     

    Discuss.

    I like brownies.


  2. Guys why when a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?


  3. I believe this is all a big misunderstanding based on the stories I'm hearing. Recover thinks Ponder is someone else. So maybe when ponder joined Recover was mad at the huf, and thinking ponder was huf, recover raged at ponder. Ponder (like most people) would be pretty pissed off at that and get angry, and then both people are angry at each other for no good reason. That's my guess at least, I've watched enough CSI to know how this crime scene went down.


  4. If you paid any attention at all you would know that a representative of mine has stated that I will most likely watch this movie. If I find it funny, you will all remain safe. If I do not find this movie to be a true masterpiece then I will inflict immediate retribution starting with mass deployments of paratroopers in Seoul, as well as subterranean assaults using tunnels dug over the past 50 years.


  5.      It was a sunny afternoon when Kim found himself awaking from his slumber at his small home in the suburbs of Missouri. While the birds could be heard chirping nearby as children played in the streets, something felt a bit off about the day. After deciding it would be best to get up and eat something, Kim made his way towards the kitchen. After some debate he finally decided to simply eat some fresh apples and listen to some local news.

     

         Kim has been awaiting a call from the business he recently applied to. Nervous yet excited, Kim watched the phone waiting patiently for it to ring. This was the moment Kim has been waiting for, all his hard work and dedication has led to this one moment in his life. The one thing Kim held so dear to his heart was at risk. Despite this, Kim remained calm, all his hard work has gotten him recognized by many at the company, and they appreciated his work. Surely all of their positive input would secure him the job he has been dreaming of since he was a small child.

     

         The phone jolts with a ringing louder than any phone has ever rung and Kim springs out of his seat to pick it up. Excitedly Kim exhales and asks "Who is it?" to which the reply is simply "We need to talk." Fear immediately rushed through him, like a tidal wave that swept all positive emotions from his body. "Why do we need to talk?, what could have possibly gone wrong?" Kim wonders. Kim hears the other end once again, this time slower and more confused "Kim? Are you there? We don't think you will make the cut." In a sudden outburst Kim shouts "Why not? What possible reason is there for me not getting the job?!"

     

         Silence filled the air. The other end of the line was Nugget; Kim knew this, yet didn't expect Nugget to be the one to deliver the news. After a short moment Kim got his answer, "just because"

     

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  6. I haven't known you prior to this whole incident, but as of now you seem like a pretty cool guy. I have seen a bit of the "tough guy" kinda attitude and that is a little off putting, but usually you are fun to play games with.

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