The Doctor Zed

K thx bai

Or a helpful tip to people whose auto exec file gets synced to previous version from steam cloud nulling all the changes

The cloud is for faggots. 

just put the binds in your config.cfg and then make it read only

This is either a good troll, or, a confused lesbian

Damn got a nice tutorial there zed.. lol

 

 

What zed said.

Notepad++ and stuff.. 

 

..

I was bored, stoned, and banned, thx bby.

Had problems in the past, got a G510 so now I just use macros and alias commands.  

You can use autoexec.exe, (Located in ...\SteamLibrary\SteamApps\common\Counter-Strike Global Offensive\csgo\cfg) if it isn't there create a notepad document titled autoexec, and save it as a .CFG , since it executes at startup, you won't have to worry about your binds clearing.  

You may have to add "-exec autoexec" (no quotes) to the launch options located in the game's properties prompt, accessible by right clicking CSGO in your Steam library, however, it should run at startup without this step.

For example:

For alias commands, all you have to do is open your console, type in your alias "m4" and it will execute that string automatically

If you are going to monkey around in config.cfg, please for the love of sanity, download NotePad++

If you decide against it, you'll have to deal with this:

NotePad++ will save you that headache

You will have to add your binds manually to this list, I'm not sure if it matters where. [DO NOT PLACE ANY COMMANDS BEFORE "unbindall"] (follow the format of bind "key" "command" [you can use a semi-colon for multiple commands]: bind "key" "command"; "command"; ...)

Item IDs

Pistols:
glock - Glock 20
hkp2000 - P2000
p250 - P250
elite - Dual Berettas
deagle - Desert Eagle
fiveseven - FiveSeven
tec9 - Tec 9
cz75a - CZ75 AutoPistol
usp - USP
usp_silencer - USP Silenced

Sub-Machine Guns:
mp9 - MP9 
mac10 - Mac 10
mp7 - MP7
p90 - P90
bizon - PP-19 Bizon
ump45 - UMP .45

Shotguns:
nova - Nova
xm1014 - XM 1014
mag7 - MAG 7
sawedoff - Sawed Off

Machine Guns:
negev - Negev
m249 - M249

Rifles:
scout - SG 008/Scout Sniper
awp - AWP Sniper
ak47 - AK 47 
galilar - Galil 
sg556 - SG 556 
g3sg1 - G3 SG1 
famas - Famas 
m4a1 - M4A4 
m4a1_silencer - M4A1 Silenced
aug - AUG
scar20 - Scar 20

Grenades:
hegrenade - High-Explosive Grenade
flashbang - Flashbang
smokegrenade - Smoke Grenade
decoy - Decoy Grenade
molotov - Molotov 
incgrenade - Incindiary Grenade 

Gear:
defuser - Defuse Kit
vest - Kevlar
vesthelm - Kevlar+Helment

NumPad Key Names

KP_MULTIPLY - "*"
KP_SUBTRACT/MINUS - "-"
KP_PLUS - "+"
KP_INS - 0 / Ins
KP_DEL - "." / Del
KP_END - 1 / End
KP_DOWNARROW - 2 / Down Arrow
KP_PGDN - 3 / Page Down
KP_LEFTARROW - 4 / Left Arrow
KP_5 - 5 (Centre Button)
KP_RIGHTARROW - 6 / Right Arrow
KP_HOME - 7 / Home
KP_UPARROW - 8 / Up Arrow
KP_PGUP - 9 / Page Up

Misc. Keys

Arrow Keys
LEFTARROW
RIGHTARROW
UPARROW
DOWNARROW

Special Keys
ENTER, SPACE, SHIFT, CTRL, PAUSE, ALT, BACKSPACE, TAB, CAPSLOCK

Scroll/Navigation Keys
INS, DEL, HOME, END, PGUP, PGDN

NotePad++ Main Site

LMAO, you can just make out one of my abuse binds.

Not mad, theres no purpose for me in sG anymore. I don't play sG as often. And don't like the staff.

you're a faggot, we dont care

Lotion is for faggots, what you need is some Cyanoacrylate, it even comes in these nifty single use containers.

When and where baby?

Good times on JB, I am Zed, hello.

I've known you for a while

with that being said, hello

This just in: MRI on Tessa (fiancé) results have come back. Her head is okay. She does have two fractured vertebrae and will be in hospital a while longer.

That blows, how are they going to deal with the fractures?

Get better fast, and watch out for MRSA

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This is pretty goddamn funny; Chicken must be on evvvvvvverrrrryy........

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If you want to have a live demonstration of North Korean missile capability. Go on cs go. Type explode in console. And hit enter

10/10

the mechanism that detects whether or not the door is closed is thwarted extremely easily

Some people just don't know how to use sticks drunk

that's my point. I want them to try to launch a nuke at a country, fail, and be bombed to shit in seconds. 

Inb4 they bomb themselves because they're using Chinese guidance systems.

Wasn't china their ally or something?

They've basically agreed to not actively try to fuck each other into oblivion

Aright, quick rundown. 

 

Zed/Gonzo were fondling each other via kick commands. Jokingly banned Zed for a minute after Josh said his ban wasn't working. 

 

Later in the night Zed found a new target to fondle in Rune, and they began caressing each others genitalia via the kick command. Told them to cut the crap as it was starting to get annoying, Zed dropped one more on there and left. 

 

Personally, if it continued I would've just banned him for a half hour, as thats kind of the limit I set in my brain for repeated abuse.. Dont ask me why it just sounds like a fair number. A day seems a little bit excessive IMO, but thats just me. 

 

Zed - Please keep your ass grabbing ways to yourself when I'm on so I don't have to get involved and slap you around with the ole e-peen, mkay? 

No promises

Plain view rule still applies. If your phone is unlocked and a picture of you committing a crime pops up on your screen, that's probable cause. No warrant needed.

That was my somewhat identical twin.

You were told to stop kicking each other before by clamps.

You guys kept kicking each other and then you and rune got into it and started kicking each other.

Drug banned you when you and Gonzalo kept kicking each other and etc. It really did get out of hand because you guys did it on the last map as well.

Ive been over this....

Clamps banned me, everything was done, I went to sleep, drug banned me, that was the sequence of events.

This is why it says "web ban", because I wasn't banned from in-game, because I HAD ALREADY BEEN BANNED FROM IN GAME

Drug banned me after I had been banned and gone to sleep after telling clamps that I loved him.

You know what you have to do...

 

I have yet to learn how to give a ZJ , unban me though, and Ill learn just for you babe.

I'd love me a robotic arm, although fapping would be a lot more frustrating...I just don't like being watched where ever I go.

 

I know England is the most watched country in the world...but fuck off!

The Iridium Satellite Constellation alone covers 100% of the earth, her oceans, and her atmosphere.