The Real Xlite

This looks awful better rethink your life

YUP TITLE SAYS IT ALL, THE GAME MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON JUST LAUNCHED A KICKSTARTER! PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN AND IF YOU CAN'T SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND SEE IF THEY WANNA DONATE!!!!! I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IT! THANKS GUY!As the game develops I'll try and keep you guys up to date as much as possible! I hope you guys can help!

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  Hello sG, I’m incredibly excited to let you know that the project I’ve been working with Mojo Game Studios, Cradle, is entering a new phase of development. In order to help realize our dream, we are using Kickstarter to raise the funds we will need. Anything you can contribute is going to help make my hard work, along with that of everybody else on the team, bring a real video game to market. Even if you can’t make any monetary donations, helping to spread the word is one of the best things you can do. Please let as many people you can know about this kickstarter campaign and you will help a dream come true. KICKSTARTER LINK:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1324765189/cradle Yours truly,Illogical  [/end cookie cutter message]  http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1324765189/cradlehttp://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1324765189/cradlehttp://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1324765189/cradle  Again, if you can't donate and still want to help, spread the link around! We appreciate all the help we can get!  also here the original thread I made about the game: http://www.joinsg.net/topic/51701-my-friends-video-game/

Prices are off a bit.
CPU: Intel Core i7-4770K 3.5GHz Quad-Core Processor ($303.78 @ Microcenter)
CPU Cooler: Corsair H100i 77.0 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler ($99.99 @ NCIX US)
Thermal Compound: Gelid Solutions GC-Extreme 3.5g Thermal Paste ($11.98 @ OutletPC)
Motherboard: Gigabyte GA-Z87X-OC Force ATX LGA1150 Motherboard ($292.98 @ SuperBiiz)
Memory: G.Skill Ripjaws Z Series 32GB (4 x 8GB) DDR3-2133 Memory ($320.98 @ Newegg)
Storage: Samsung 840 EVO 250GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($169.99 @ Amazon)
Video Card: EVGA GeForce GTX 780 Ti 3GB Video Card ($699.99 @ NCIX US)
Case: Corsair 900D ATX Full Tower Case ($277.99 @ Newegg)
Power Supply: EVGA SuperNOVA 750W 80+ Gold Certified Fully-Modular ATX Power Supply ($110.18 @ Microcenter)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 8.1 - OEM (64-bit) (Purchased For $0.00)
Monitor: Acer H236HLbid 60Hz 23.0" Monitor ($159.99 @ Amazon)
Keyboard: Corsair Vengeance K95 Wired Gaming Keyboard ($147.98 @ Amazon)
Headphones: Corsair Vengeance 2100 7.1 Channel Headset ($117.68 @ Amazon)
Other: Zowie EC2-eVo (Black) ($67.00)
Other: SteelSeries 9HD Large Professional Gaming Mouse Pad (Black) ($30.84)
Total: $2811.35

http://watertown.craigslist.org/cas/4229140387.html
 
I've had this fantasy for a very long time and I've decided now is the time to make it a reality. If you're into making my dreams cum true you then maybe this fantasy is for you too.

I'm, 5'5 and 120lbs. Strawberry blonde and blind in one eye.

What i'd like is for a group of close (male)friends to come to a party that I can host. Trying to get this together before the weekend as my grandfather just died and we are having the funeral here in his home, but Friday and Saturday night the house will be available. That's besides the point...

I'm looking for a group of 8 men to come to my house and play a sexy version of hungry hungry hippos. I'll have everything we need to make this a reality. Essentially I want all you boys on your hands and knees in a circle around me while I launch ping pong balls out of my vagina while you hungry little hippos try to collect them with your mouths. Whoever wins gets a special treat from me. I look forward to there being a lot of winners!!!!! We can play all night long and I have all kinds of body paint so i can color you all up accordingly. Again I will supply everything we need including drinks to loosen us all up. I'm so excited just writing this!!!!

A group of close friends is preferred.

Age or looks is not an issue. Must be disease free and open minded. Discretion is paramount as I am a professional woman. 

Also if you're afraid of ghosts, dont even bother wasting my time.

PLEEEAASSEE be my hungry hungry hippos!!!!!!!Location: watertown do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

he says he needs one like it, not the one pictured.

im not missing, im just hiding from that crazy bitch!

I guess tail likes balls

DUDE JOSH AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Does it look ridiculously photo shopped to anyone else?

Thank you based prosak <3

I thought I was going to starve. Thanks a ton man, I owe you.

On behalf of the Syndicate Gamers community we would like to thank Prosak for the donation of $320.00 USD that was recently made.
This money will be put to good use in keeping our servers and website fun and online!
Sincerely,
Syndicate Gamers

Hello sG staff, as you know I am MrCoolness. But this isn't about me, it's about you guys.
 
You guys are awesome.
 
You've got better things to do but you spend your free time to make this community a great place. Everyone from the JCS who keeps things running and makes sure we have somewhere to post and to play month after month, thank you.
 
Thank you as well to the donators, there wouldn't be an sG community without you guys.
 
Thank you to the managers who make sure that the clan has active staff members and recruiting those interested in joining and keeping the tabs on basically everything that's going on. I know you guys do a lot of work, everything from server maintenance to keeping things up to date with how everyone's doing with this or that and dealing with people's complaints lol.
 
Thank you advisors, I don't know what you guys do but thank you...
 
 
 
but seriously thank you advisors, you regulate our forums to make sure everyone is happy, you help out those who are interested in the clan or when someone has questions you're always there and insightful.
 
Thank you to the engineers, you guys are really great, all of you help me when I have questions because let's face it; i'm the least experienced here. But hey, I'm happy being able to contribute to the war3 server because ever since I started playing on it back in 08 (I think might have been 07 even) I've been hooked by this astounding community, the relentless work and effort put into just so a lot of friends can come together and feel good, like they're a part of something and they have a real community to turn to when they need anything.
 
Again, thank you engineers, you make the magic happen. When people yell "omg the server is being ddos'd again", you guys are there and you guys make it so that they're all like "yay we can play again, thanks based centran, or thanks based Thorgot, or thanks based driz... or thanks based <insert engineer name here>... you get the idea.
 
Thank you staff,
 
and thank you to all the players, I always have a really great time playing with all you guys, and I always enjoy myself whether I'm on my native war3 server or if I hop onto JB or garry's mod for a rare bit.

Prerequisites:
Be registered on the sG Forums. Have a minimum of 50 hours on any of our servers or in total prior to this post. Not banned during or if time expires while the tournament is taking place. Signup:
Go to this thread to sign up for the CS:GO tournament. Include your steamid and whether you are interested in being a captain in your post.
*Make sure you are available for the dates Friday, January 17 -to- Sunday, January 19*
Teams:
Captains Pick will be used to pick teams. Remember if you are interested in being a captain, write in your signup post that you are interested. Teams are comprised of 6 team members for which you can cycle people in and out. No sub system this time, meaning if more than one person doesn't show up you have to play with what you have. Teams will be picked on Saturday, January 11. All captains that have been notified must be on sG Teamspeak by 5PM PST to pick their teams. (If you are unable to be on Teamspeak make sure you are still ready at that time and have Tristan added on steam/skype.) Settings:
This will be a traditional 5v5 Counter-strike tournament using the same rules that other leagues do.
1:45 round time 15 second freeze time 128 tick Best out of 30 rounds (16 rounds win) Side change after 15 rounds In case of a tie report to a Tournament Official who can put it into Overtime. (See below for more details) Matches will be best out of 1 or 3 maps depending on match. (See bracket for more details **subject to change based on team numbers**) Lowest seeded team will choose first map and the other team will pick first side. (How 1 map matches will be picked) Higher seeded team will choose second map and the other team will pick first side. The final map will be determined by both teams(vote) and sides by who won first map. During a tiebreaker teams stay on their previous ending teams. Each team is required to screenshot the final scoreboard after the match ends The winning team will be required to post the final screenshots of all the maps to prove their victory (In the appropriate forum) Teams are required to be on time to their scheduled match. Teams will be allowed to have 15 minutes from the schedule time before they will be forced to forfeit in case of an absent player/s It is the team's responsibility to make sure their fellow members show up to the posted times. Remember you have 6 players who can all play on your team throughout the tournament. If one person doesn't show up cycle in your other teammate. Players on your roster can by cycled in throughout play if someone is unable to play. However, that player's money will not be set to match the previously lost player's. The opposing team does not have to wait for you to sub someone in unless it is at halftime. (Don't take more than 5 minutes to sub someone in at halftime.) Overtime Settings:
Map is reset and max round are 3. Teams stay on their side they finished the map with. Money is set to 10000. Sides are switched after the 3rd round. All matches will be recorded and are subject to be looked at. GOTV will be available on all servers for people to watch games. (GOTV will be delayed a round to prevent ghosting.)

Maps:
de_dust2 de_inferno de_train de_nuke de_cache de_mirage de_mill Brackets:
This tournament will be using a double elimination bracket. If a team wins the placement match they are moved into the upper bracket. If a team in the upper bracket loses a match they are then moved down into the lower bracket. If a team loses in the lower bracket after the placement match they are out of the tournament. A graphic will be put up for display before the tournament to better help teams visualize who they are playing and how to get to the finals. The finals will be the winners of the Upper Bracket versus the Lower bracket. Rules:
sG's Global Server Guidelines apply. No excessive flaming and trolling. (Keep the shit-talking to a minimum) No exploiting. No intentional griefing of teammates and other players. Sky-walking or wall glitching is forbidden. Boosting is fine unless it is to places where textures/walls are missing in view. No exploiting flashes to boost players. Planting bombs in places where they cannot be defused by the other team is forbidden. Boost plants or plants where many players are required to defuse are allowed. Grenade bugs are not allowed. (ex. Throwing into certain spaces to create infinite sound loop.) Using any form of hack, cheat, script, or any other 3rd party program to further aid you and your team is STRICTLY forbidden and you will be held to the same punishment as a normal sG Server. (Does not include voice programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo) Remember you are playing on sG servers so all punishments will be global. Sitting in spectator, regardless of team, is not allowed during a match. (Not including GOTV) Prizes:
Prizes will be awarded based on how many prizes are available with the winning team being the first and so on. Prizes are handed out to teams in order of top performing members to a max of 5 players on each team (Excluding the winning team assuming the 6th man has participated). This is determined by match performance and games played (aka. influence towards team position).

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I laughed. This sounds like some kindergartner's tattle-tale to the teacher. It wasn't directed at you, and Tort even said 'Whoops', clearly it was an accident and was intended to be in Admin chat.. What ever, it's staffs decision. Maybe Nom noms, a man of 'color' can decide what to do.. lel
 
FYI: This guy isn't even black, you can find his facebook through his steam profile... lel, troll thread. Please close.

wow, okay.
 
i did apologize as soon as i typed it, as it was in fact meant for admin chat. 
 
i even typed whoops in chat as soon as i typed it. 

I laughed. This sounds like some kindergartner's tattle-tale to the teacher. It wasn't directed at you, and Tort even said 'Whoops', clearly it was an accident and was intended to be in Admin chat.. What ever, it's staffs decision. Maybe Nom noms, a man of 'color' can decide what to do.. lel
 
FYI: This guy isn't even black, you can find his facebook through his steam profile... lel, troll thread. Please close.

I laughed. This sounds like some kindergartner's tattle-tale to the teacher. It wasn't directed at you, and Tort even said 'Whoops', clearly it was an accident and was intended to be in Admin chat.. What ever, it's staffs decision. Maybe Nom noms, a man of 'color' can decide what to do.. lel
 
FYI: This guy isn't even black, you can find his facebook through his steam profile... lel, troll thread. Please close.

I laughed. This sounds like some kindergartner's tattle-tale to the teacher. It wasn't directed at you, and Tort even said 'Whoops', clearly it was an accident and was intended to be in Admin chat.. What ever, it's staffs decision. Maybe Nom noms, a man of 'color' can decide what to do.. lel
 
FYI: This guy isn't even black, you can find his facebook through his steam profile... lel, troll thread. Please close.

regardless. a racist comment is a racist comment. he repeatedly makes them. do something about it. like, i don't know, your job? I have a problem with his repeated racist comments, as do the other few people of color on the server.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is Xlite, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is Xlite, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.