For those of you wondering what's occuring at the end, Nom Nom's mouse stopped working in front of the bar. I entered the room and proceeded to stare at him, point blank, for three minutes as he fixed his mouse, finally deciding to finish him and Camel off. I can't hear them speak or read what they say, so the timing is actually pretty good for when it happened.
It was a sunny afternoon when Kim found himself awaking from his slumber at his small home in the suburbs of Missouri. While the birds could be heard chirping nearby as children played in the streets, something felt a bit off about the day. After deciding it would be best to get up and eat something, Kim made his way towards the kitchen. After some debate he finally decided to simply eat some fresh apples and listen to some local news.
Kim has been awaiting a call from the business he recently applied to. Nervous yet excited, Kim watched the phone waiting patiently for it to ring. This was the moment Kim has been waiting for, all his hard work and dedication has led to this one moment in his life. The one thing Kim held so dear to his heart was at risk. Despite this, Kim remained calm, all his hard work has gotten him recognized by many at the company, and they appreciated his work. Surely all of their positive input would secure him the job he has been dreaming of since he was a small child.
The phone jolts with a ringing louder than any phone has ever rung and Kim springs out of his seat to pick it up. Excitedly Kim exhales and asks "Who is it?" to which the reply is simply "We need to talk." Fear immediately rushed through him, like a tidal wave that swept all positive emotions from his body. "Why do we need to talk?, what could have possibly gone wrong?" Kim wonders. Kim hears the other end once again, this time slower and more confused "Kim? Are you there? We don't think you will make the cut." In a sudden outburst Kim shouts "Why not? What possible reason is there for me not getting the job?!"
Silence filled the air. The other end of the line was Nugget; Kim knew this, yet didn't expect Nugget to be the one to deliver the news. After a short moment Kim got his answer, "just because"
Prerequisites: Be registered on the sG Forums. Have a minimum of 50 hours on any of our servers or in total prior to this post. Not banned during or if time expires while the tournament is taking place. Signup: Go to this thread to sign up for the CS:GO tournament. Include your steamid and whether you are interested in being a captain in your post. *Make sure you are available for the dates Friday, June 27 -to- Sunday, June 29* ***If you no-show during the tournament weekend you will be banned from (at the minimum) the next CSGO Tournament*** Teams: Captains Pick will be used to pick teams. Remember if you are interested in being a captain, write in your signup post that you are interested. Teams are comprised of 6 team members for which you can cycle people in and out. No sub system, meaning if more than one person doesn't show up you have to play with what you have. Teams will be picked on Saturday, June 21. All captains that have been notified must be on sG Teamspeak by 5PM CST to pick their teams. (If you are unable to be on Teamspeak make sure you are still ready at that time and have Eddy added on steam/skype.) Settings: This will be a traditional 5v5 Counter-strike tournament using the same rules that other leagues do. 1:45 round time 15 second freeze time 128 tick Best out of 30 rounds (16 rounds win) Side change after 15 rounds In case of a tie report to a Tournament Official who can put it into Overtime. (See below for more details) Matches will be best out of 1 or 3 maps depending on match. (See bracket for more details **subject to change based on team numbers**) Maps will be chosen in an elimination format. The first team to eliminate a map from the pool will be randomly chosen. The last remaining map will be played first, second to last second, and third to last third in a best out of three. In a best out of one the last map remaining will be played. During a tiebreaker teams stay on their previous ending teams. Each team is required to screenshot the final scoreboard after the match ends The winning team will be required to post the final screenshots of all the maps to prove their victory (In the appropriate forum) Teams are required to be on time to their scheduled match. Teams will be allowed to have 15 minutes from the schedule time before they will be forced to forfeit in case of an absent player/s It is the team's responsibility to make sure their fellow members show up to the posted times. Remember you have 6 players who can all play on your team throughout the tournament. If one person doesn't show up cycle in your other teammate. Players on your roster can by cycled in throughout play if someone is unable to play. However, that player's money will not be set to match the previously lost player's. The opposing team does not have to wait for you to sub someone in unless it is at halftime. (Don't take more than 5 minutes to sub someone in at halftime.) Overtime Settings: Map is reset and max round are 3. Teams stay on their side they finished the map with. Money is set to 10000. Sides are switched after the 3rd round. All matches will be recorded and are subject to be looked at if any sort of foul play is suspected. GOTV will be available on all servers for people to watch games. (GOTV will be delayed a round to prevent ghosting.)
Maps: de_dust2 de_inferno de_train de_nuke de_cache de_mirage de_season Brackets: This tournament will be using a double elimination bracket. If a team wins the placement match they are moved into the upper bracket. If a team in the upper bracket loses a match they are then moved down into the lower bracket. If a team loses in the lower bracket after the placement match they are out of the tournament. A graphic will be put up for display before the tournament to better help teams visualize who they are playing and how to get to the finals. The finals will be the winners of the Upper Bracket versus the Lower bracket. Rules: sG's Global Server Guidelines apply. No excessive flaming and trolling. (Keep the shit-talking to a minimum) No exploiting. No intentional griefing of teammates and other players. Sky-walking or wall glitching is forbidden. Boosting is fine unless it is to places where textures/walls are missing in view. No exploiting flashes to boost players. Planting bombs in places where they cannot be defused by the other team is forbidden. Boost plants or plants where many players are required to defuse are allowed. Grenade bugs are not allowed. (ex. Throwing into certain spaces to create infinite sound loop.) Using any form of hack, cheat, script, or any other 3rd party program to further aid you and your team is STRICTLY forbidden and you will be held to the same punishment as a normal sG Server. (Does not include voice programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo) Remember you are playing on sG servers so all punishments will be global. Sitting in spectator, regardless of team, is not allowed during a match. (Not including GOTV) Prizes: Prizes will be awarded based on how many prizes are available with the winning team being the first and so on. Prizes are handed out to teams in order of top performing members to a team. This is determined by match performance and games played (aka. influence towards team position). For those who won't be able to participate in the tournament itself there will also be a bracket competition with a prize for the closest matching bracket. The rules for this will be determined once the final bracket is posted.
- Nihilumbra - donated by sG - Electronic Super Joy - donated by sG - Unreal Tournament 3 (Black) - donated by sG - The Swapper - donated by sG
If you would like to donate a prize to the prize pool, feel free to message either Knox, Waffles, or Eddy on steam.
This is ridiculous. They had all the effects from previous E3 trailers locked and hidden away. It seems that most of the effects either work fine or just required minor tweaking on the modder's part. Ubisoft intentionally locked these features, so that they could say the console versions were running at higher settings.
Oh, and they also hid away optimization options and stuttering fixes. Now, you guys know why the game runs so poorly.
