Fate

Lays are shitty chips.
Kettle or bust.

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I wish they'd make a horror game that fucked with perception like this.

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I wish they'd make a horror game that fucked with perception like this.

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I wish they'd make a horror game that fucked with perception like this.

CAT SCRATCHED ME. CAT IS JERK. CAT TERMINATED.

TAKE THE RED PILL. GET OUT OF THE MATRIX.

I never said he could make a laptop

This has to be one of the greatest pranks ever.

Facebook? Time to waste your life and freetime away and start surfing reddit. You'd have seen that a week ago

recently saw this, contains major spoilers regarding heavy rain, but still pretty funny
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league of legends has been and always will be a shit game

recently saw this, contains major spoilers regarding heavy rain, but still pretty funny
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+rep for following your beliefs.
I am simply contributing to the thread content, if you are upset about said content, then I suggest you disregard this thread completely.
Considering that this is a LoL VS Dota 2 thread and all.

Irelia
Lee Sin
Shyvana
Akali
Leblanc
Ahri
Amumu
Blitzcrank
Diana
Elise
Ezreal
Fiora
Fizz
Gragas
Graves (Hardly)
Hecarim (two gap closers, his ult and his charge.)
Jarvan IV (Also knocks up)
Jax
Jayce
Kassadin
Katarina
Khazix
Leona
Maokai
Master Yi
Nocturne (Ult)
Pantheon (+ his ult)
Poppy
Renekton'
Rengar
Riven (Very short range however)
Sejuani
Shaco
Talon
Tristana
Tryndamere (Not only that, the already short cooldown is reduced every time you crit)
Wukong
Xin Zhao
Zed
Singed
I might have missed a few.
The only two heroes I have not played are nautilus and zyra. 99% sure nautilus has a gap closer.
Do you even play league of legends?
League has no body blocking because it considered "anti-fun" by the head staff, as in dota 2 where a teammates bad positioning can block you from getting away or toward an opponent. This also applies to enemies ganking lanes. Try to body block with heroes in league and the models mesh together
Clunky? Turn speed is an important mechanic, take that away and melee heroes get kited to fuck and back by ranged, as league has no turn speed.
General delay for all commands issued. It's called Cast Animation. If you don't like it play rubick and steal spells. Bam, no more cast animation.
Except it doesnt.
This is because of the lack of value the creeps have.
lol
Taken from the league of legends wiki, LOL HIDING ELEMENTS OF YOUR GAME.
I sure love being level 17 and respawning in 40 seconds
Experience split when two or more champions are present increased; situations with two or more champions splitting experience now earn 30.4% more total experience than solo, up from 26.1%.
granting enough experience for stragglers to keep up with the game, regardless if they are capable of controlling their own lane. Seems more and more apparent to me that you don't even know the mechanics of your precious game that you're so keen on defending.

Fun Fact: Cleanse and Quick Silver Sash do not remove the healing debuff from ignite.
Lol, so play passively and defensively and make the game even more boring.
ftfy
Tangos heal 115 health over 16 seconds and require you to eat a tree. A 3 stack of tangos cost 90 gold
Health Potions in league of legends heal 150 health over 15 seconds and cost 35 gold, buying three of them would cost 105 gold
You even graduate high-school, kid?
wat
Having no mana or having an energy pool allows you use your abilities every time they are off cooldown.
It helps balance the game.
omg xD you're so hardcore
People use smart-casting in competitive league games.
They nerfed the forest, it is shit now.
Slows down the game.
400 gold potion that lasts till you die, 125 gold sight wards(compared to dota 2's 200 gold for 2 true sight wards), dota has this too
They do. You'd probably instantly unpause and whine about it like all the other trashy pubs in dota 2.
Clearly you are ignorant as to how you get your league of legends patches.
Dota 2 also has cosmetics, and allow you use specific parts of sets that you like. They are also more profesionally done.
u wot m8
It reinforces my previous opinion that the majority of the playerbase are children that can't handle idle banter.
they review every ban. the fuck you talkin bout?
keep sucking that riot D man
welcome to a casual's game
you seem very intent on defending the core mechanics of this so called "casual" game, if you play it casually what is the issue?
plenty of viable builds, you just don't bother building anything "new" because you're used to the norm.
I build what works, and what works in league of legends is lacking in variety.

I used to be a long time and very consist league of legends player until I discovered Dota 2. I have over 1200 games played in league and around 850 games played in Dota 2. It is quite apparent to me which is the better game.
Problems with League
Rune Pages - Part of their Free to Play trap, gives you an edge over newer players that did not invest in Runepages.
Mastery Pages - Another pointless part of the game, creates the illusion of creativity
Uncreative Heroes - Over half of their hero cast has some sort of gap closer
No body blocking
No denying
Gold value of heroes that have died consecutively is reduced greatly and reset upon getting a kill. (I think the lowest it gets is 40 gold, that is less than two creeps
No gold loss on death
Death timers are extremely short, should you wipe an entire team while they are near your ancient, expect them to all be up before you can even hit the tower
Summoner spells, some are completely fucking useless - FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH, EVERYBODY FLASH FLASH FLASH.
No town portal scrolls. - What? Just lost a 2v2? Enjoy having no tower because it takes an entire 30 seconds to walk to midlane to bottom lane.
Creep value is extremely low - Adding to the already slow as fuck gameplay, creeps are only worth a mere 17-22 gold per kill.
Free town portals back to base
The way exp is distributed, something that is 6 levels behind will always manage to catch up due to the way exp works in league.
Potions can be used in combat, and cannot be used if you have full health. Unnecessary hand holding.
Items - Very limited selection of items, offensive items include defensive stats, one build fits all with the occasional replacement of an item to make way for Banshees Veil if a high burst hero gets fed such as LeBlanc
Almost non-existant mana costs on 90% of heroes
Heroes that have no mana pool or use energy - Fucking stupid.
Can't draw on Map.
Removal of STR, AGI and INT stats
Smart Casting aka ITS TOO HARD PRESSING AND CLICKING ;_;
Forest is not beneficial gold-wise, but exp wise they can sometimes keep up with midlane
Infinite wards
No smoke, no dust of appearance
Can't pause for disconnected players
Peer 2 Peer networking
In-game recolors and model changes cost around 5-10 dollars
Instead of paying with real money, you are forced to buy "points" and then again, only in specific amounts.
Disgusting lack of skillshots that take actual skill, all the skill shots move with blazing speed compared to the slow as fuck heroes
Cannot view hero skills by selecting a hero while in-game
Inhibitors respawn
No in-game voice chat
All talk is now disabled by default
Player run ban system (LAZY AS FUCK)
Calls the forest a jungle, when it is clearly a fucking forest (Dota 2 has this problem as well)

Positives of League
Runs on toasters
Does not require very much effort to learn
Lower skill ceiling (Some people consider this a good thing)
colorful graphics and art design that my 7 year-old brother finds appealing
items aren't complicated, if you're ap build tanky ap if you're ad build tanky ad

I can add more, but that's all I can think of at the moment.
Just my opinions

recently saw this, contains major spoilers regarding heavy rain, but still pretty funny
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Trying to compare LoL and Dota 2 is like trying to compare Tekken and Street Fighter. Sure, they might be the same genre, but they are so undeniably different that arguing is fucking stupid. (P.S. I enjoy both games)

You seem mad and also seem as if you think LoL's gameplay should be a carbon copy of Dota. I'd also like to throw in the fact that league is more popular right now and that you're acting like a 12 year old Xbox kiddie would towards a PS3.

Irelia
Lee Sin
Shyvana
Akali
Leblanc
Ahri
Amumu
Blitzcrank
Diana
Elise
Ezreal
Fiora
Fizz
Gragas
Graves (Hardly)
Hecarim (two gap closers, his ult and his charge.)
Jarvan IV (Also knocks up)
Jax
Jayce
Kassadin
Katarina
Khazix
Leona
Maokai
Master Yi
Nocturne (Ult)
Pantheon (+ his ult)
Poppy
Renekton'
Rengar
Riven (Very short range however)
Sejuani
Shaco
Talon
Tristana
Tryndamere (Not only that, the already short cooldown is reduced every time you crit)
Wukong
Xin Zhao
Zed
Singed
I might have missed a few.
The only two heroes I have not played are nautilus and zyra. 99% sure nautilus has a gap closer.
Do you even play league of legends?
League has no body blocking because it considered "anti-fun" by the head staff, as in dota 2 where a teammates bad positioning can block you from getting away or toward an opponent. This also applies to enemies ganking lanes. Try to body block with heroes in league and the models mesh together
Clunky? Turn speed is an important mechanic, take that away and melee heroes get kited to fuck and back by ranged, as league has no turn speed.
General delay for all commands issued. It's called Cast Animation. If you don't like it play rubick and steal spells. Bam, no more cast animation.
Except it doesnt.
This is because of the lack of value the creeps have.
lol
Taken from the league of legends wiki, LOL HIDING ELEMENTS OF YOUR GAME.
I sure love being level 17 and respawning in 40 seconds
Experience split when two or more champions are present increased; situations with two or more champions splitting experience now earn 30.4% more total experience than solo, up from 26.1%.
granting enough experience for stragglers to keep up with the game, regardless if they are capable of controlling their own lane. Seems more and more apparent to me that you don't even know the mechanics of your precious game that you're so keen on defending.

Fun Fact: Cleanse and Quick Silver Sash do not remove the healing debuff from ignite.
Lol, so play passively and defensively and make the game even more boring.
ftfy
Tangos heal 115 health over 16 seconds and require you to eat a tree. A 3 stack of tangos cost 90 gold
Health Potions in league of legends heal 150 health over 15 seconds and cost 35 gold, buying three of them would cost 105 gold
You even graduate high-school, kid?
wat
Having no mana or having an energy pool allows you use your abilities every time they are off cooldown.
It helps balance the game.
omg xD you're so hardcore
People use smart-casting in competitive league games.
They nerfed the forest, it is shit now.
Slows down the game.
400 gold potion that lasts till you die, 125 gold sight wards(compared to dota 2's 200 gold for 2 true sight wards), dota has this too
They do. You'd probably instantly unpause and whine about it like all the other trashy pubs in dota 2.
Clearly you are ignorant as to how you get your league of legends patches.
Dota 2 also has cosmetics, and allow you use specific parts of sets that you like. They are also more profesionally done.
u wot m8
It reinforces my previous opinion that the majority of the playerbase are children that can't handle idle banter.
they review every ban. the fuck you talkin bout?
keep sucking that riot D man
welcome to a casual's game
you seem very intent on defending the core mechanics of this so called "casual" game, if you play it casually what is the issue?
plenty of viable builds, you just don't bother building anything "new" because you're used to the norm.
I build what works, and what works in league of legends is lacking in variety.

I used to be a long time and very consist league of legends player until I discovered Dota 2. I have over 1200 games played in league and around 850 games played in Dota 2. It is quite apparent to me which is the better game.
Problems with League
Rune Pages - Part of their Free to Play trap, gives you an edge over newer players that did not invest in Runepages.
Mastery Pages - Another pointless part of the game, creates the illusion of creativity
Uncreative Heroes - Over half of their hero cast has some sort of gap closer
No body blocking
No denying
Gold value of heroes that have died consecutively is reduced greatly and reset upon getting a kill. (I think the lowest it gets is 40 gold, that is less than two creeps
No gold loss on death
Death timers are extremely short, should you wipe an entire team while they are near your ancient, expect them to all be up before you can even hit the tower
Summoner spells, some are completely fucking useless - FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH, EVERYBODY FLASH FLASH FLASH.
No town portal scrolls. - What? Just lost a 2v2? Enjoy having no tower because it takes an entire 30 seconds to walk to midlane to bottom lane.
Creep value is extremely low - Adding to the already slow as fuck gameplay, creeps are only worth a mere 17-22 gold per kill.
Free town portals back to base
The way exp is distributed, something that is 6 levels behind will always manage to catch up due to the way exp works in league.
Potions can be used in combat, and cannot be used if you have full health. Unnecessary hand holding.
Items - Very limited selection of items, offensive items include defensive stats, one build fits all with the occasional replacement of an item to make way for Banshees Veil if a high burst hero gets fed such as LeBlanc
Almost non-existant mana costs on 90% of heroes
Heroes that have no mana pool or use energy - Fucking stupid.
Can't draw on Map.
Removal of STR, AGI and INT stats
Smart Casting aka ITS TOO HARD PRESSING AND CLICKING ;_;
Forest is not beneficial gold-wise, but exp wise they can sometimes keep up with midlane
Infinite wards
No smoke, no dust of appearance
Can't pause for disconnected players
Peer 2 Peer networking
In-game recolors and model changes cost around 5-10 dollars
Instead of paying with real money, you are forced to buy "points" and then again, only in specific amounts.
Disgusting lack of skillshots that take actual skill, all the skill shots move with blazing speed compared to the slow as fuck heroes
Cannot view hero skills by selecting a hero while in-game
Inhibitors respawn
No in-game voice chat
All talk is now disabled by default
Player run ban system (LAZY AS FUCK)
Calls the forest a jungle, when it is clearly a fucking forest (Dota 2 has this problem as well)

Positives of League
Runs on toasters
Does not require very much effort to learn
Lower skill ceiling (Some people consider this a good thing)
colorful graphics and art design that my 7 year-old brother finds appealing
items aren't complicated, if you're ap build tanky ap if you're ad build tanky ad

I can add more, but that's all I can think of at the moment.
Just my opinions

LoL > Dota 2

I think he had fun making the video.
Jesus fucking christ lighten up.