Thanks guys!

[Sith 1050]

So I guess all you bandwagon sheep need to undo your downvotes from Imperium's post cause he was right.

 

 

Honestly y'all should've seen this coming, it's Beerman. Everyone here knows he isn't better than to pull that shit.

[trav 6834]

Who?

 

[Clara 40]

Congratz on making it through that surgery! Turns out I need some extra bones in my chest that are missing, maybe you can contact your doctors and have them send the extra bones to me?

[Dakota 4722]

1 minute ago, Clara said:

Congratz on making it through that surgery! Turns out I need some extra bones in my chest that are missing, maybe you can contact your doctors and have them send the extra bones to me?

Yeah I can bone you no sweat 

[Clara 40]

Just now, Beerman said:

Yeah I can bone you no sweat 

 Thanks ^.^

[Taboo 2392]

lmfao beerman is a god

 

how did no one recognize the copypaste jesus christ 

[Dakota 4722]

Finally some respect around here 

 

To be fair, plenty people recognized it and jumped in on the joke. 

[Sith 1050]

So I guess Beerman did die after all.

 

Not physically but he's dead to all of us

[Dakota 4722]

@Sith My only regret is that Nom Noms thought it was real. 

[Rayne 4478]

10 minutes ago, Sith said:

So I guess Beerman did die after all.

 

Not physically but he's dead to all of us

Maybe to you sensitive little poofs, the people that matter still love him.

[trav 6834]

Imagine if Waffles or Rootbeer also thought it was real as well. The Angels of sG would put in a bad name for you. You're lucky it was only 1 of the 3.

[Sith 1050]

3 minutes ago, Beerman said:

@Sith My only regret is that Nom Noms thought it was real. 

He said he misread the title or else he'd recognize it.

 

2 minutes ago, Rayne said:

Maybe to you sensitive little poofs, the people that matter still love him.

I'm being facetious, I don't think anyone here matters. It was a quality social experiment to see how long it would take to get idiots to pray and say "tears in my eyes" on page 1 to "kys" on page 2.

[Dakota 4722]

12 minutes ago, Sith said:

He said he misread the title or else he'd recognize it.

 

I'm being facetious, I don't think anyone here matters. It was a quality social experiment to see how long it would take to get idiots to pray and say "tears in my eyes" on page 1 to "kys" on page 2.

Weirdly enough, some guy came to me while on campus with everybody's thoughts and prayers. I guess they actually do get sent. 

[centran 4457]

21 minutes ago, Beerman said:

Weirdly enough, some guy came to me while on campus with everybody's thoughts and prayers. I guess they actually do get sent. 

That was thanks to my youth ministry group

[Tansen 52]

You’ll have to bare with me as I’ve never had to write eulogies.



Jeffrey, Bruce, Beerman. The names of legends. Today we celebrate not just the death of Beer”man” but the life of Beer”man” AKA DOT.

As most of you know Beerman informed us of his pending operation on Feb 5th, 2019. He would be undergoing surgery that he may not survive and unfortunately his worries were to come true.

Hours in and after a long battle the heart monitor flat lined. But suddenly, just moments after when the doctor was about to pronounce the time of death a sudden blip broke the moment. First one then another, and another, and another, getting faster as Beerman awoke once again.

Then on Feb 6th, 2019. It was announced that Beerman had passed away and the community; minus sweetrock, imperium, me, and probably a few others I’m missing, cried out in sadness as it had lost the people’s JCS. Only to be shocked by the news that Beerman had died but in his place Dot was born. Shedding off the skin of the white male privilege and patriarchy s/he has reached her final form.

From the most of us we wish you happy trails…. And to avoid Dwight Howard and Eddie Murphy… unless that’s your thing.

 

 

[whiz 2]

wish you the best of luck man, hope everything goes well.

 

once I get my gaming stuff setup at my duty station, we should play something together

3 hours ago, Beerman said:

Finally some respect around here 

 

To be fair, plenty people recognized it and jumped in on the joke. 

probably should’ve fucking read some more if this thread before posting, didn’t even realize it was a joke

 

holy krabs i got jebaited

[FreeLancer 44]

6 hours ago, Taboo said:

how did no one recognize the copypaste jesus christ 

I am but a naive child, i knew no better

[FaZe 34]

Wow flipping through the 1 and 1/2 pages of the forum made me emotional, until I read the other 1 and 1/2... How dare.... why?...

[Retuzy 35]

4 hours ago, FaZe said:

Wow flipping through the 1 and 1/2 pages of the forum made me emotional, until I read the other 1 and 1/2... How dare.... why?...

When you two days late on a solid Jebait 

[Dakota 4722]

7 hours ago, FaZe said:

Wow flipping through the 1 and 1/2 pages of the forum made me emotional, until I read the other 1 and 1/2... How dare.... why?...

 

[Faded 266]

Guess I’m just too much of an oldfag now. Soon as I saw the first line I was like “Oh this is a Konah joke” and moved on without a second thought. Didn’t even think people would actually believe it...10/10 Beerman.