Introduce... Myself?!

[Im-A-Dragon 5]

Hi there, my name is Dakota aka "Im A Fucking Dragon" in game, 29 years old. I don't really do social, so you know, I am boring as fuck. I hate walks by the beach, fuck sand. I refuse to eat hot dogs or any other foods with corresponding shapes (yes, including cut up, if I can tell it's a hot dog or a correspondingly shaped food item.) I consider myself a singer, both because I used to sing in Vegas in my younger years, and because I LOVE the sound of my voice. I suck at counter-strike, but I love to play it. I make a decent amount of money, but I plan to make a whole lot more and soon. When I am drunk, I'll fuck anything, which rarely happens. I smoke enough weed to fill a typical bathroom sink on a weekly basis. I am a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I love ice cream. I am 50% Greek, 20% Scotish, 25% Irish, 5% other (fuck tons of stuff) in nationality. I hate society and its social constructs. I love to para-motor (if you don't know what it is, look it up, its fucking amazing) but can't afford my own yet. Uhm. I think the world is destined to kill itself, or at least the Human Race is (#6th mass extinction event INC!) I believe all truly great men are evil, and I believe god exists but doesn't care about us at all.

That pretty much sums me up! I am fucking boring <3. - Dragon

[Beat 137]

welcome dragon!

[Dylan 558]

Welcome to the forums!

[The Ben 187]

Seen you around war3 welcome!

[Fuzeee 47]

welcome to the forums. Hope you don't fall in the wrong hands. HUEHUEHEUE

[Booch 257]

Welcome human marine main :^)

[Sakarra 190]

Welcome to the forums!

[Sponsored 53]

Welcome to the forums !

[BabyNicol3 414]

Hi dragon! Welcome to the forums (:
I know not to get on your bad side now. Such spooks. Pls teach me your ways.

[Im-A-Dragon 5]

43 minutes ago, BabyNicol3 said:

Hi dragon! Welcome to the forums (:
I know not to get on your bad side now. Such spooks. Pls teach me your ways.

Lol, I left out the juicy parts. There is wayyyy more to the story I am holding back for your benefit <3. Suffice it to say i've lived a very strange life thus far!

[Guardian 83]

Welcome to the forums.

[SpartanSakaro 1977]

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

 

Also welcome.

[Banana Joe 419]

Welcome to the forums 

[Bluestreakid15 540]

Welcome to the forums!

[Rock 227]

I like you already, welcome to the forums 

[Bryan 207]

sup

[Aristocrat 47]

Welcome to the forums.

[Papyrus 224]

Hey Welcome! Come stop by JB sometime

[-Sharp- 77]

Welcome Dragon you finally came on the fourms. BUT #1 ELEMENTAL IS MINE SO BACK OFF BUD!! 

[Im-A-Dragon 5]

On 7/9/2018 at 3:21 PM, -Sharp- said:

Welcome Dragon you finally came on the fourms. BUT #1 ELEMENTAL IS MINE SO BACK OFF BUD!! 

Catching up slowly but surely. Wait til my work has a lul again, i'll be puttin 10-12 hours into it everyday o_O 

[sweetrock 420]

hi

[FaZe 34]

Welcome to the forums!

[Mr. Stone 36]

Really chill guy to play with in WCS +1 Welcome to the forums!