Karma 1594 Posted March 24, 2017 @Beerman does not have the brainpower to fucking think his way out of a paper bag, he's a fucking retard. I mean, I've talked to him, I know who he is, he's a dumb bitch. And if he ever fucks with me, if he ever puts me in some sort of self defense situation and I have to legally defend myself? I'm not going to initiate violence against him, but—if he comes at me in an alleyway, tries to do anything—I'm going to fuck him up so badly, I will put him in the fucking ground in a fucking box. I'll take extra time, I'll take extra time, okay? It won't be a quick self-defense situation, I'll be nailing him I'll be punching him in the back, I'll be punching him in the back of the neck, I'll be boxing his eyes in, I'll break both his orbital bones, I'm going to DESTROY beerman physically, so badly, the people that come to clean him up are going to be puking when they see what I did to him, I want them to know how I feel about him, so I am going to fuck him up so bad that he makes them puke when they see his bruised, mangled body- if he ever did anything to me to warrant that legally. Now, I would never, ever initiate violence against him, but that's what would happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beat 137 Posted March 24, 2017 Happy Birthday, Birthday Buddy @Beerman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 3760 Posted March 24, 2017 @Beerman does not have the brainpower to fucking think his way out of a paper bag, he's a fucking retard. I mean, I've talked to him, I know who he is, he's a dumb bitch. And if he ever fucks with me, if he ever puts me in some sort of self defense situation and I have to legally defend myself? I'm not going to initiate violence against him, but—if he comes at me in an alleyway, tries to do anything—I'm going to fuck him up so badly, I will put him in the fucking ground in a fucking box. I'll take extra time, I'll take extra time, okay? It won't be a quick self-defense situation, I'll be nailing him I'll be punching him in the back, I'll be punching him in the back of the neck, I'll be boxing his eyes in, I'll break both his orbital bones, I'm going to DESTROY beerman physically, so badly, the people that come to clean him up are going to be puking when they see what I did to him, I want them to know how I feel about him, so I am going to fuck him up so bad that he makes them puke when they see his bruised, mangled body- if he ever did anything to me to warrant that legally. Now, I would never, ever initiate violence against him, but that's what would happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dakota 4722 Posted March 24, 2017 Quality. Take the rep you whore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krony the brony 1938 Posted March 24, 2017 @Rootbeer @Beerman never know that you both have same birthday data hah, Happy birthday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rootbeer 1293 Posted March 24, 2017 Just now, krony said: @Rootbeer @Beerman never know that you both have same birthday data hah, Happy birthday! holy crap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonade 1582 Posted March 24, 2017 Happy birthdays, Rootbeerman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiLLeR 588 Posted March 24, 2017 Happy birthday bro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VEGEMITEKILLER 259 Posted March 24, 2017 HBD old man child Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetrock 420 Posted March 25, 2017 Spoiler Happy birthday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dakka 854 Posted March 25, 2017 How many birthday spankings is it gonna be?Sent from my XT1585 using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
