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Happy birthday yunki!

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Thank you to J****'s father for inseminating J*****'s mother, and to J****'s mother for giving birth to this wonderful person named J***** who at one point in his life decided to call himself "Yunki". He was just a city boy, born and raised in South California. He took the midnight train going to this weird place called the Internet. The Internet bombarded him with toxic 10 year old children who don't have friends IRL and cancerous mic spammers who believe everyone deserves to be deaf. Despite all these, the Internet failed to make him one of its minions; however, the battle was tough. "Yunki" suffered from prolapsed rectum from watching too much hentai and could not sit nor run for too long. The medical condition did give him an edge though: he was never going to get fat from journeying into the Internet. Now, he focuses on studying Neurology and Psychology to reach his ultimate goal: controlling humans. To get closer this dream, he became a staff member of a highly influential cult....I mean organization called sG. One day, he may overtake it. After all, he is from a secret family whose name starts with the letter J, just like Jason the tyrant with whom I have had no acquaintance with.

 

Happy birthday @Yunki

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