Ping pong girl

[VEGEMITEKILLER 259]

My college freshman year:

I was playing table tennis when I realized this girl kept staring at me and giggling. After the match, she came over to me and started speaking chinese to me. (I ain't chinese btw, but learned the language a bit).

I told her in my inchoate chinese that I ain't chinese. She asked me for my number. I wasn't sure at first, but she was pretty good lookin, not just the face if you know what I'm saying ????. As I gave it to her she said, "(Asian accent) oh, you bery good at pring pong. I wondering if we can pray (play) together sometime (Asian accent)"

What the fuck...

1 month later I ended up playing against her only to lose. Don't go to a 7:3 male to female ratio college kids, unless you want to protect your virginity.

[centran 4457]

Go for it. If she is cute then you are guaranteed many long years of cuteness until....

 

[ThatOllieWhoDies 1177]

Im going to need some pictures vege right here right now

[Hay0ger.Tonee 424]

Get good.

[Poseidon 269]

Is it tonees sister?

[Oreo 2073]

1 month later I ended up playing against her only to lose. Don't go to a 7:3 male to female ratio college kids, unless you want to protect your virginity.

 

2:3 ratio master race

 

Seriously though, don't be dumb and go to a college with no social life(looking at you Georgia tech). Isn't worth it in the least.

[MONKEH 829]

WHY DONT YOU DRAG HER OUT OF HER DORM AND FUCK HER ON THE POOL TABLE LIKE A MAN

[Bob Ross Zombie 1512]

Ask her if she knows any ping pong tricks

*hint hint wink wink nudge nudge*

[Ordinarygamer96 785]

Sounds like the girl I lost my virginity to 4 days after getting to know her playing pool. Except she wasn't asian and spoke proper English. But for real and I shit you not. I know alot of people who got laid by hosting or going to games of cards against humanity in the dorm lobbies. Girls like a guy that makes the room laugh. And generally most people will all leave when games over so it's easy to get a girl to come with

[GiaNNi`~ 46]

Come on bro, JUST DO IT.

And you should have piked a college with a better ratio, my school has a 7:1 female to male ratio.

I already have a girl though so its kinda useless to me.

[VEGEMITEKILLER 259]

Sounds like the girl I lost my virginity to 4 days after getting to know her playing pool. Except she wasn't asian and spoke proper English. But for real and I shit you not. I know alot of people who got laid by hosting or going to games of cards against humanity in the dorm lobbies. Girls like a guy that makes the room laugh. And generally most people will all leave when games over so it's easy to get a girl to come with

 

The thing I feared a bit when I was thinking of making a move on her is that because she was raised in a pure Asian culture, she might expect full commitment once I bang her. As the Chinese saying goes "阴道是婚姻的价格" (The vagina is the price of marriage)

 

 

Im going to need some pictures vege right here right now

 

I don't stalk her, so no pics. Sorry. Just imagine the Asian version of Mia Khalifa, with less exaggerated chest and shorter. 

[ThatOllieWhoDies 1177]

Hot girl. 

 

That's your problem. You didn't stalk her enough. But the way you're putting her makes her sound hot. I say if you still see her then make a move

[xmen 983]

All of these post such good advice!!

 

Also just spank her with the ping pong paddle..