war3imba thread

[Face 1910]

This will be the thread where I post war3imba stuff whenever I get bored. All imbalance reporters will remain anonymous.

 

• Face Has Buffed transent too much and needs to be afk agian
• archmage proudmoore too many bullets
• star is complaining
• (same reporter as previous) nothing new nvm
• dante is a faggot
• nerf
• sG | Face [ENG]: brb eating (yes, this was reported as war3imba)
• ban pug from takeno
• invis
• have  you made a subfolder for me yet face
• goddang still op without ult
• face afk
• noballs you won't ban usp
• any race made by name
• awp 150 (what does this even mean)
• the amount of 95 invis races on this server is too damned high (isn't there only 1, excluding ultimates?)
• takeno crit chance on nani
• takeno should be a ninja not a samurai
• faggots
• pls make poon slayer
• fuck magneto
• comcast lags op
• wait 1 rounds (cash plugin lol)
• forest elf shouldn't take fall dmg when it un-ults (scales with lvl tho)
• face hates expertises
• golden sensai should be renamed golden fgt (odds pug was online?)
• bring back crackhouse (ha!)
• plz ban motoko
• Dwarven Tank not immune to disarm (you must be mistaken, you don't report imbalances here!)
• new game doesnt spawn with armor and helmet so I am griefed

Times takeno was reported: 66 (includes takenop)

Times take no was repoted: 3

Times invis was reported: 9

 

I would just like to wrap up by saying we here at the war3 engineering team take imbalance seriously and will work diligently to correct every single imbalance reported.

I will start by giving proudmoore 0 ammo.

[Sandy 2032]

 i know ive posted some, but dissapointed it didnt make it in.

[BLiNDBoi 930]

Make Selene Face. If I can't get Bullet to do it then I'll make you do it.

[Knox 1470]

• star is complaining

(same reporter as previous) nothing new nvm

[Face 1910]

Make Selene Face. If I can't get Bullet to do it then I'll make you do it.

*look at race description* oh i dont see why not pretty basic race "proficiency: p90" hahaha no

 

[BLiNDBoi 930]

*look at race description* oh i dont see why not pretty basic race "proficiency: p90" hahaha no

Haha! We totally need it man! Make the server learn what true imbalance is.

 

 

I guess skitt didn't get the joke. I guess I should bother him about it then.

[nothing_but_fail 484]

I wonder who brb eating was

[HCMikey 248]

Putting all the joking aside with bullet hating p90's and stuff, we really do need a p90 race, maybe not Selene but something else. I don't see why we have all types of gun races except p90 races. If you cannot learn how to combat a p90 user, you deserve to remain a silver 1 till the next csgo.

Edited May 15, 2015 by HornyCat

[Sandy 2032]

rpg race, and lj race is basically a gay p90 race.

[xmen 983]

No one seems to find dust of appearance from shopmenu ????

[Wintergreen 1603]

MAKE SELUNE 

[thorgot 2420]

Thank you, I was this close to starting a thread for war3imba. It was getting hard to find actual bug reports in the bug report thread!

[Name 2616]

takeno

[HCMikey 248]

I demand a recount face. There are definitely more war3imba takenos than that.

[Agrippa 101]

[HCMikey 248]

You know takeno is fucked up when Pug says it's OP

[Hazard 2]

Pug caused world war 5 and needs to be banned from japanese type Knife races

[Noxaddo 0]

I shall take credit for this one 

 

 

• takeno should be a ninja not a samurai 

 

 

ah and this one, it was due to headshot round 1 getting 8 kills.

 

golden sensai should be renamed golden fgt

Edited May 16, 2015 by Noxaddo

[Name 2616]

war3imba ruthless mercenary m4 restriction lifted or riot

[Ika 320]

Corpse Bomber's damage is retarded. Unload an MP9 clip into someone and do 500 damage to AOE in like under 2 seconds. EZ pentakills incoming.

[Face 1910]

You did nearly 400 damage before dying and you got kills? This is an outrage! I will make sure to buff Lilith to compensate.

[xmen 983]

Corpse Bomber's damage is retarded. Unload an MP9 clip into someone and do 500 damage to AOE in like under 2 seconds. EZ pentakills incoming.

Yeah ak headshots do ~170 dmg nades do +100 with the ult

[Sandy 2032]

Corpse Bomber's damage is retarded. Unload an MP9 clip into someone and do 500 damage to AOE in like under 2 seconds. EZ pentakills incoming.

horny cat legged me with a p90

 

180 in 1

 

fuck the fags that play this race

[HCMikey 248]

horny cat legged me with a p90

 

180 in 1

 

fuck the fags that play this race

 

 

I'm just trying to get the expertise that doubles your range and explosive dmg on this race

[Ika 320]

New Game + should get armor+helmet. Pls. Why start new games with weapons and no armor

 

Judge of Altana has helmet on first round. pls nerf

Edited May 21, 2015 by Ika