Help Crowdfund Tortoise's Penis Surgery

[Swed 2651]

http://gawker.com/man-crowdfunds-penis-surgery-for-his-pet-tortoise-1565693347

 

[Rayne 4478]

[Velo 2077]

I thought this was legit when reading title

[centran 4457]

I thought this was going to be about sG's tortoise

 

We really should start a fund for his penis surgery. His dong is just too big and it scares the ladies so he never gets any action. Not to mention that whenever he gets an erection he risks fainting from the blood loss from his head as his blood rushes to fill his other head.

[Velo 2077]

I thought this was going to be about sG's tortoise

 

We really should start a fund for his penis surgery. His dong is just too big and it scares the ladies so he never gets any action. Not to mention that whenever he gets an erection he risks fainting from the blood loss from his head as his blood rushes to fill his other head.

[Rune 2783]

It gets even better when you scroll down to the comments.

 

TIL people take this seriously. 

[Ichalvl 1752]

It gets even better when you scroll down to the comments.

 

TIL people take this seriously.

Oh my. That's sad.

[Tortoise 2791]

thats not me. 

[The Doctor Zed 343]

thats not me. 

RLY?

[Destin 1958]

RLY?

you're dead

[Prosak 683]

you're dead

Like Jesus he resurrects every 3 days