BeauutifulChaos 902 Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) So, my boss lately has been doing these coaching meetings to better his business. One of the things he is wanting done is he needs a biography, some vision statements, and various other types of writing completed. He has given me all his rough drafts and wants me to look them over and come up with ideas and see if I can tweak them to sound better for him, as he thinks his writing is terrible. (Hint, he thinks I have great writing because of my cover letter when I applied. Er uh. I had someone in my family write that damn thing for me. XD) So if anyone is willing to view over the documents I have and give me some criticism on how to make them sound better. That would be awesome. =D Edited January 30, 2014 by BeauutifulChaos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count 500 Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) I would help, but I must warn you however that english is not my first language. Edit: I won't be offended if turned down. Edited January 30, 2014 by Huklz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ichalvl 1752 Posted January 30, 2014 "Here's your biography I'm not sure if I snuck the word penis somewhere in there"I'll help. Penises free of charge. 3 1 Wintergreen, ROFL, xmen and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BananaPeelz 709 Posted January 30, 2014 I'll help if you need me to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntyCrix 591 Posted January 30, 2014 AP English student, I know how to write. Fuck those other guys, let me see the biography (and various other writings). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lvl. 100 Latias 711 Posted January 30, 2014 How much would I be paid in dildos? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carl Sagan 2577 Posted January 30, 2014 'I know ill just get some virgin in my clan to write this shit for me while i play DJ hero under my skirt all day' then it worked 3 xmen, Dojima and ElectronicDrug reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seabagz 257 Posted January 30, 2014 im gr8 wryter m8 kek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BananaPeelz 709 Posted January 30, 2014 />AP English student, I know how to write. Fuck those other guys, let me see the biography (and various other writings).every English class beyond sophomore year is AP... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntyCrix 591 Posted January 30, 2014 Not in my prep school.I go to a school where the teachers teach college level shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Groov 568 Posted January 30, 2014 Just tell your boss that you are not a good writer now because if he asks you to write something on the spot you will be fucked. I'd give it a view though since im bored. 1 AntyCrix reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeauutifulChaos 902 Posted January 30, 2014 Dude, I just got this job in November... my writing wouldn't change that fast. =P I am asking for serious inquires only, as this is kind of like personal information. If you are bored enough, Groov PM me. I will send ya it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siesan 1802 Posted January 30, 2014 AP English student, I know how to write. Fuck those other guys, let me see the biography (and various other writings).AP english? more like HUEHEUEHEUEHEU Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayne 4478 Posted January 31, 2014 'I know ill just get some virgin in my clan to write this shit for me while i play DJ hero under my skirt all day' then it worked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dojima 7619 Posted January 31, 2014 White people, you cray. 3 Grayson Levi, trav and Rayne reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntyCrix 591 Posted January 31, 2014 White people, you cray. I'm not even white you guys are a pathetic excuse for supposedly being "master race". 2 Bulldog and yeet reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Name 2616 Posted January 31, 2014 I got an A in AP English in high school and I don't know how to write at all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites