Almost crashed my car... Can't backup uphill wtf do I do I'm new to driving

[ElectronicDrug 7496]

I don't trust the newer models. I hear they whine when you start to drive them a bit aggressively.

[Silent_Shot 183]

k so i'm really fucking scared about backing up uphill now. Got my license after 1 hour of experience and now driving at uni for the first time as of a few days ago. I drive an automatic cause I'm a faggot.

 

I was parked on the side of the road facing down the hill and wanted to backup uphill a little bit so I could get closer to the curb. Parking break was released obviously and i went from park into reverse. Eased onto the gas and my car just kinda stood still and revved the engine real loud and i got scared as shit. Tried one more time pressing the gas a bit harder and same shit happened  even louder so I just left it parked like that. 

 

How the fuck am I supposed to reverse up a steep hill? The car rolls down the hill pretty fast in reverse once I let go of the brake. wtf am I supposed to do please I really need to get good at driving.

 

I drive a 2010 mazda 3 if that matters.

I have a solution for you get a bicycle.

[HoeStomper 200]

Pussy. redline that bitch in nuetral then slam it into reverse. its the only way.

Haha you made my day, you posted this right before I did mine

[jbandito 814]

I don't trust the newer models. I hear they whine when you start to drive them a bit aggressively.

 

you just have to jam a sock in the front entry port. Rides smooth and silent after that.

[Name 2616]

This thread turned out way better than expected

[Moose 4890]

I don't trust the newer models. I hear they whine when you start to drive them a bit aggressively.

Sig says otherwise.

[ElectronicDrug 7496]

That's not a 2000s model silly.

[Skotti 2105]

It wasn't until now that i realize drug is talking about children.

[HCMikey 248]

I would've have cut you some slack if you were doing this on a manual transmission, seeing as how you're new to driving and it's one of the more difficult things to learn, but a fucking automatic? 

 

Like dojima said, "More gas, less pussy"

[Sooners 342]

lol, I remember when I was 16 and everyone though only vaginas drove automatics

[Dyscivist 5686]

I try to move my hips closer to get it in but the vagina lips started spreading and I freaked out. Is that normal?

 

The mental image of this made me laugh so hard.