Asian Stereotypes-Let's discuss

[Jiyeon 369]

Using your ring finger with chopsticks is much more awkward than just using your index and middle fingers.

What? That is the proper way to use chopsticks lol. Rest it on the ring finger, hold the other like a pencil (if you don't hold a pencil like a retard). then lift the one you're hold like a pencil and the one resting on the ring finger remains stationary. Any other way feels awkward.

[BeauutifulChaos 902]

If you're an attractive Asian and can make it onto my Top 5, I'll vote yes on your app.

[Aero 1427]

Are you pulling a KGame and targeting this thread at me? 

[ExoFox123 22]

^Hell no. Why does everyone think I'm white!?

[Dojima 7619]

What? That is the proper way to use chopsticks lol. Rest it on the ring finger, hold the other like a pencil (if you don't hold a pencil like a retard). then lift the one you're hold like a pencil and the one resting on the ring finger remains stationary. Any other way feels awkward.

Tons of Asians use chopsticks crazily—crossing the sticks and just pinching food clumsily.  I get way better control resting the lower one on my middle finger and controlling the top with my thumb and index fingers.

[ExoFox123 22]

^ I take one resting on my middle finger, another between my thumb and index. I shift my thumb when I attempt to pick up food.

[Aero 1427]

Tons of Asians use chopsticks crazily—crossing the sticks and just pinching food clumsily.  I get way better control resting the lower one on my middle finger and controlling the top with my thumb and index fingers.

But you're black............all you know how to handle is a basketball and a pistol.

[ExoFox123 22]

If I agree to the above message, do I get warned for racism?

[Dojima 7619]

Yes, because you're new.

[Goldentongue 3616]

Q: Are you good at math?

A: Nope. I'm way better at English. Probably because my math teachers were mostly racist.

My third grade math teacher talked to my family and me using the most simple English I have ever heard. 

She also gave me a D [no jokes please] and in the notes wrote "Asian".

Ever considered you might just suck at both?

Also, chopsticks are pretty much the only aspect of Asian culture I actually really like. I use them regularly with all kinds of food just for the hell of it.

Edited June 27, 2013 by Goldentongue

[Silent_Shot 183]

^Hell no. Why does everyone think I'm white!?

^ I take one resting on my middle finger, another between my thumb and index. I shift my thumb when I attempt to pick up food.

Just to throw it out there we do have a quote button.

[ExoFox123 22]

^It's broken for me.

[ExoFox123 22]

Mmm, should of rechecked. I can guarantee that I am better than most people I know [including white people and british people] at english.

But this is the internet, and I do not give a fuck.

[Goldentongue 3616]

Mmm, I should have rechecked. I can guarantee that I am better than most people I know [including white people and British people] at English.

But this is the internet, and I do not give a fuck.

Dear god, you're not even just making spelling or common syntax mistakes at this point. You're using blatantly wrong words and are repeating the exact same errors I just corrected you on. You're not good at English, you just happen to know a lot of really really dumb people.

Edited June 27, 2013 by Goldentongue

[ExoFox123 22]

Lord Jesus, he's stalking my topic for english errors! Is this some initiation shit?!

I expect an answer, Dojima.

 

I apologise for being a fraction of the human race, which is known to have several errors in their genetics. 

Edited June 27, 2013 by ExoFox123

[Dojima 7619]

Mmm, should of rechecked. I can guarantee that I am better than most people I know [including white people and british people] at english.

Your circle of people must all be children.  That's a pretty egregious error.

haha, yep, GT beat me to it.

[ExoFox123 22]

Your circle of people must all be children.  That's a pretty egregious error.

haha, yep, GT beat me to it.

 

I was going to use "should've," but I was afraid to use that word because GT is a grammar afficionado.

[Goldentongue 3616]

I apologise for being a fraction of the human race, which is known to have several errors in their genetics.

Stop.

 

I was going to use "should've," but I was afraid to use that word because GT is a grammar aficionado.

If I was a grammar aficionado I'd be tearing apart my own posts for comma splices and the multitude of other structure errors I make on a regular basis.  Knowing the difference between "have" and "of", knowing how to capitalize proper nouns, and making use of spell check is basic shit you should have mastered in elementary school.  There's really no excuse for it.

Edited June 27, 2013 by Goldentongue

[ExoFox123 22]

Is there a specific reason you feel an urge to invade topics just to correct someone's english?

I'm human. I'm not perfect, nor do I claim to be.

If you're willing to cease, perhaps we could actually enjoy life.

[ExoFox123 22]

Stop.

 

If I was a grammar aficionado I'd be tearing apart my own posts for comma splices and the multitude of other structure errors I make on a regular basis.  Knowing the difference between "have" and "of", knowing how to capitalize proper nouns, and making use of spell check is basic shit you should have mastered in elementary school.  There's really no excuse for it.

So, the war goes on. Whatever, I am too old for this shit, and drop out of the debate. Now leave my thread alone, you already ruined the topic.

Edited June 27, 2013 by ExoFox123

[Goldentongue 3616]

Is there a specific reason you feel an urge to invade topics just to correct someone's English?

I'm human. I'm not perfect, nor do I claim to be.

If you're willing to cease, perhaps we could actually enjoy life.

If you would just take note of corrections the first or even second time instead of indignantly turning your snotty little pig nose at them, you could save yourself from so much future strife. You're the one fucking up basic English, not me. Feel free to thank me for being so patient with the help I've given.

Edited June 27, 2013 by Goldentongue

[BananaPeelz 709]

I was going to use "should've," but I was afraid to use that word because GT is a grammar afficionado.

Wat. So you decided against using a perfectly fine contraction in favor of using a word that doesn't fit. You said you thought about your word usage, so I'm not sure why you decided to go with "should of."

Is there a specific reason you feel an urge to invade topics just to correct someone's english?

I'm human. I'm not perfect, nor do I claim to be.

If you're willing to cease, perhaps we could actually enjoy life.

Well you claimed to be great at English, then demonstrated otherwise and GT is just correcting basic grammar.

[ExoFox123 22]

This is going to evolve into something that involves me fucking up english intentionally, then GT busting out the spell check. I can feel it. Why don't you go bother someone else?

 

I also said I was better with english, not that I was great.

Edited June 27, 2013 by ExoFox123

[Name 2616]

Mmm, should of rechecked. I can guarantee that I am better than most people I know [including white people and british people] at english.

But this is the internet, and I do not give a fuck.

white people and british people confirmed for mutually exclusive

[Silent_Shot 183]

I was going to use "should've," but I was afraid to use that word because GT is a grammar afficionado.

The title he is know for in these parts of the internet is *Grammer Nazi*.