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He will irradicate the neckbeards!

He will survive the zombie apocolypse!

He will wear "america!" on his nuckles!

He will continue to pummel chevy trucks into the ground with his FORD RAPTOR!

HE WILL SUPPORT THE "Lol jc" Lobby!

The CIA Will and WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SPY ON OUR SERVERS!

THE VET MEMBERS, WILL AND WILL NOT HAVE FREE HEALTH CARE AND MENTAL COUNSELING

HE WILL AND WILL NOT COLLECT TAXES ON THOSE WHO RESIDE IN TINY CHAT AND SKYPE

JOBS!??!?! HE HAS A PLAN FOR A PROJECTED 100% OF 30% EMPLOYMENT RATE INCREASE!

HE ALWAYS THINKS THINGS THROUGH, DOESN'T HE?!

HE WILL REMOVE THE THE FUDGEBEARDS FROM EXISTANCE

HE LIVES ON AN ACTIVE MILITARY BASE, HE HAS TOP SECRET CLEARANCE!

HE WILL CONTROL THE ATTENTION WHOARS, FLAME WARS, DYING SERVER COARS AND ERODING SHORES

HE WILL NOT BECOME BLTG

HE IS 100% PURE MURCIAN

More news as it comes!

Edited by bulletford

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who the hell is ryziou

He's foh's follower, He's the dirt beneath his feat..

JUST KIDDING!

Wait what. I'm no one, I'm water drop falling from the sky, I'm a mere shadow in your room, I'm a GHOST, NO I'M A NINJA.

Edited by Ryziou

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I don't get his sig. Who's staring at Amber?

No one, it's just that eagle was questioning Foh and he asked should he put taxes on those who stare at amber

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Guest Fohacidal

I don't get his sig. Who's staring at Amber?

ITS FUCKING PEBBZ

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I Will formally release this interview conducted by Me, Ryziou, and Eaglewonj, Here now...Live and in public, of the great and mighty FOHACIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlll111132!!!!!

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:37 PM) I hear a Foh for JCS campaign....what's up?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:38 PM) im awesome thats whats up

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:39 PM) i also dont flip flop on my platform agenda for JCS

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:39 PM) lol

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:39 PM) or flip flop with my sexual attractions

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:39 PM) POW

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:39 PM) platform agenda?

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:39 PM) how are you going to fix the clan economy?

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:39 PM) Yep he is, foh will be jcs soon. You wont want to miss it eagle

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:39 PM) are you going to provide healthcare and free mental counseling for vets?

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:40 PM) Will the CIA be allowed to spy on our servers?

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:40 PM) Will you collect taxes on all those in skype or tinychat?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:40 PM) yes and no to everything!

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:40 PM) Lol @ them questions

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:40 PM) taxes on those who stare at Amber?

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:41 PM) Thank you, I work hard on these questions!

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:41 PM) yeap

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:41 PM) def that

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:41 PM) straight up tax on amber stares

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:41 PM) HAHA

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:41 PM) and none of this trickle down shit either

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:41 PM) I'll happily pay that

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:41 PM) I mean what

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:41 PM) what will you do about jobs?!?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:41 PM) higher stare-com (stare income) brackets will be taxed higher

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:42 PM) Too many lazy asses not working. How will you put them to work?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:42 PM) bro ill have you know my plan has a projected 100% of 30% employment rate

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:42 PM) Bitch slap them

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:42 PM) thats literally 100%!

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:43 PM) wow

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:43 PM) you thought this through

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:43 PM) dont I always? i mean i have been around for 5 years

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:43 PM) It really is a shame that more people aren't in this shoutbox to witness this wisdom raining down in here

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:43 PM) i know the ins and outs better than romney with americas tax code!

@ Youngzjj : (10 November 2012 - 08:43 PM) Foh

@ Youngzj : (10 November 2012 - 08:44 PM) Foh what is your stance on fudge packed neckbeards? and why is it your campain slogan?

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:44 PM) Youngzj, bask in our wisdom

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:44 PM) Youngzj

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:44 PM) I should add this to my sig

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:44 PM) well you see Youngzj

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:44 PM) i have always maintained that fudge packed neckbeards, and by association fudge packing neckbeards are a bane on our society

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:45 PM) i pledge that my slogan will be the last you will ever hear of that name

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:45 PM) and those people

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:45 PM) How will you eradicate neckbeards?

@ Youngzj : (10 November 2012 - 08:45 PM) Is it true that you sent pictures of your fudge packed neckbeard to several of the clan members?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:45 PM) everyone will be able to once again frolic among the internet fields of SG without fear of getting their fudge summarily packed by a neckbeard

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:46 PM) Youngzj that is slander created by the opposition to hurt my position

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:46 PM) i possess no such pictures

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:46 PM) as for eagle

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:46 PM) the plans cant be released as of it, especially in such a public channel

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:46 PM) You are so wise foh, all hail foh.

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:47 PM) it would jeopardize the whole operation

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:47 PM) We could ruin Foh's campaign by putting Rogaine on his neck....

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:47 PM) At least that is what I heard while flying over the rebel camp

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:47 PM) Please ask more excellent, well thought of questions eagle

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:47 PM) please

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:48 PM) Lol

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:48 PM) well you see eagle

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:48 PM) the enemy camp is primarily composed of neckbeards

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:48 PM) i being an active duty soldier reside on an american military base

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:48 PM) overseas no less

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:48 PM) it would be impossible for a neckbeard to get even close to me

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:49 PM) they stick out too easily

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:49 PM) Foh, how will you control the attention whores, flame wars, dying server cores and and eroding shores?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:50 PM) thats easy, i happen to know most of those people really just suffer from a variety of forms of aspergers

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:50 PM) ill just medicate them

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:50 PM) or w/e

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:50 PM) Most importantly, how will you avoid becoming BLTG as a JCS?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:50 PM) excuse me, elaborate on BLTG

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:51 PM) BLTG = Blood Legion Titan God?

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:51 PM) How have you acquired your campaign funds?

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:52 PM) BACON LETTUCE TOMATO GAY

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:52 PM) BLTG

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:52 PM) BLTG....as listed at the top of the forum...

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 08:52 PM) bacon, lettuce, tomato and gay

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:52 PM) Oh right that

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:53 PM) well Im straight up 100% grade A pure murican

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:53 PM) we dont BLTG here in murica

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:53 PM) lol

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:53 PM) and my campaign funds come courtesy of the us army (not really)

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:53 PM) and from my legit 5 thousand dollar computer build

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:53 PM) Foh, will you continue to smash chevys with your raptor, if you become JCS?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:53 PM) and my dick

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:53 PM) but just the tip

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:54 PM) I can assure the public that if voted into JCS, I will continue the smashing and eating for breakfast of chevies with my raptor

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:54 PM) Excuse me* When you become JCS

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:54 PM) chevys

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:54 PM) Awesomeee

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:54 PM) >:)

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:54 PM) its ok bullet, common mistake

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:54 PM) What would you do if there was a zombie apocolypse

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:54 PM) i mean after 5 years one would EXPECT such

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:55 PM) He'd have infinite ammo in his m249, like on Zombie mod, Right Foh?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:55 PM) survive Ryziouj

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:55 PM) survive....

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:55 PM) Would you kill all your members to just "survive"?

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:55 PM) You only have to run as fast as the slowest person

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:55 PM) and cannibalize

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:55 PM) Sorry Ryziouj.

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:56 PM) Pfft

@ Jc4x4 : (10 November 2012 - 08:56 PM) SORRY Bulletford

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:56 PM) If you were to choose from a variety of weapons, what weapon would you pick and why?

@ JC4X4 : (10 November 2012 - 08:56 PM) PLZ FORGIVE ME

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:56 PM) well id start with the neckbeards

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:56 PM) but i dont eat people, we would just use them for bomb bait

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:57 PM) as for weapons

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:57 PM) my bare fists

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:57 PM) with america! spelled out in rings on my hand

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:57 PM) What if you get infected, how will you cope with the transformation without a medic

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:57 PM) lol

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:57 PM) Foh, would you eat the fudge from the neckbearded people?

@ Youngzj : (10 November 2012 - 08:57 PM) FOH

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:57 PM) and my raptor i guess

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:57 PM) but id have to get someone to clean it

@ Youngzj : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) I have proof of your support for fudge filled neckbeards!

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) ryz man

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) im foh

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) Would you lick the fudge from the infected eaten zombified neckbeards?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) i dont die

@ JC4X4 : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) stfu Youngzj

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) do I look black?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) lol jc

@ Youngzj : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) Posting thread in News and Debate

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) WHOA

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) LOL that racism there

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) see

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) evidence of my support for the lol jc lobby right there

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:58 PM) Foh's wisdom has surpassed everyone

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:59 PM) :l

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:59 PM) V do you support?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:59 PM) i didnt mean that in a racist way, Im speaking of how horror movies always have the black dude die first

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:59 PM) or minority

@ Youngzj : (10 November 2012 - 08:59 PM) lol jc

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:59 PM) Oh right

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 08:59 PM) or ugly chick

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 08:59 PM) I support Foh on this campaign, FOH FOR JCS

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 08:59 PM) Foh For JCS 2012

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:00 PM) and 2013

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:00 PM) and 2014

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:00 PM) and forever

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:00 PM) to infinity and beyond!

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 09:00 PM) I totally agree bullet

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 09:00 PM) i agree as well considering im immortal or something

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 09:01 PM) We should make a Foh for jcs thread

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 09:01 PM) with all your wisdom to be looked at

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 09:01 PM) right inside that very thread

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 09:01 PM) FOH FOH JCS

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 09:01 PM) go for it, i cant make it myself, it has to be super pac sponsored

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 09:01 PM) you guys are my super pac

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:01 PM) i feel bad for those 3 people who just got bant for speed.toggle violation

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:01 PM) HAHA

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:01 PM) FOH

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:01 PM) WHERE SHOULD I POST IT

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:02 PM) NEWS?

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 09:02 PM) herp

@ Youngzj : (10 November 2012 - 09:02 PM) http://www.joinsg.net/topic/49346-Fohacidals-campaign/

@ Youngzj : (10 November 2012 - 09:02 PM) read

@ Youngzj : (10 November 2012 - 09:02 PM) read it and be informed

@ Youngzj : (10 November 2012 - 09:02 PM) foh is a flip flopper

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:02 PM) EVERYBODY MAKE A FOH FOR JCS TOPIC

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 09:03 PM) honestly id have them posted in community announcements

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 09:03 PM) but thats not possible

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 09:03 PM) but it would be very funny

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:04 PM)

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 09:04 PM) http://www.joinsg.net/topic/49348-Fohacidal-for-jcs/

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 09:07 PM) Don't worry Foh, we got yo back

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 09:08 PM) thanks fohbros

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 09:08 PM) This got interesting really quickly

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:08 PM) ok

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:08 PM) making a group on steam

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:08 PM) named the fohbros

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 09:08 PM) yea it did, this is the most fun iv had all night

@ Fohacidal : (10 November 2012 - 09:09 PM) LOL

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 09:10 PM) ^^

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:10 PM) http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Fohbros

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:12 PM) A VOTE FOR FOH IS A VOTE FOR A NECKBEARD FREE WORLD

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:12 PM) SOME STAFF MEMBER, GET ME THE LOGS OF SHOUTBOX FOR THE LAST 15 MINUTES

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:12 PM) PLEASE

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 09:14 PM) Just the last 15 minutes.

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 09:14 PM) ?

@ Eaglewonj : (10 November 2012 - 09:14 PM) I thought I was popping out priceless gems for the last 20...

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:14 PM) http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Fohbros

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:15 PM) daww

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:15 PM) eagle

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:15 PM) i was only here for the last 15

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 09:16 PM) Use the archive, that's what I use

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 09:16 PM) I feel sad that Elmo said who the hell is Ryziouj

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 09:16 PM) :(

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:16 PM) i cant see the archive ryz

@ Bulletford : (10 November 2012 - 09:17 PM) put in txt

@ Ryziouj : (10 November 2012 - 09:19 PM) I'm trying to persuade Lindseth to join the cause Foh.

@ Pancake man : (10 November 2012 - 09:19 PM) whatchu crazy kids doin on ma lawn

@ Pancake man : (10 November 2012 - 09:19 PM) adverstiing all this gosh darn Foh's

@ Pancake man : (10 November 2012 - 09:19 PM) Get off my lawn before I call the cops you whippersnappers.

Edited by bulletford

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Guest Fohacidal

Confirming legitimacy of convo in case you chode buckets want screens or something

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He will irradicate the neckbeards!

He will survive the zombie apocolypse!

He will wear "america!" on his nuckles!

He will continue to pummel chevy trucks into the ground with his FORD RAPTOR!

HE WILL SUPPORT THE "Lol jc" Lobby!

More news as it comes!

YOU GOT MY VOTE FOH

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The end of Foh's world:

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Since when was my name "Ryziouj". I sound like eagle :o

Since when was my name "Ryziouj". I sound like eagle :o

You wish you sounded like me....

I sound sexy.

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Since when was my name "Ryziouj". I sound like eagle :o

Since when was my name "Ryziouj". I sound like eagle :o

You wish you sounded like me....

I sound sexy.

Ha.

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Why are there J's after my name!!!??

Since when was my name "Ryziouj". I sound like eagle :o

that was a typo when the editing team was writing up the story, Will not be fixed, Sorry for the inconvenience?

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