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[KGameLover1 1306]

[9:32:14 PM] c12k: wow, where have you been?

[9:32:27 PM] Fatboy: i have been in vegas

[9:32:28 PM] c12k: i saw

[9:32:43 PM] Fatboy: i woke up at a bachelorette party

[9:32:50 PM] Fatboy: i didnt know anyone there

[9:33:06 PM] c12k: you must have been the stripper

[9:33:10 PM] Fatboy: yeah

[9:33:13 PM] Fatboy: totally

[9:33:18 PM] c12k: or the plus one gay friend

wrekt

[JMaFia 1317]

[9:32:14 PM] c12k: wow, where have you been?

[9:32:27 PM] Fatboy: i have been in vegas

[9:32:28 PM] c12k: i saw

[9:32:43 PM] Fatboy: i woke up at a bachelorette party

[9:32:50 PM] Fatboy: i didnt know anyone there

[9:33:06 PM] c12k: you must have been the stripper

[9:33:10 PM] Fatboy: yeah

[9:33:13 PM] Fatboy: totally

[9:33:18 PM] c12k: or the plus one gay friend

wrekt

You got wrekt the other day

[KGameLover1 1306]

[9:32:14 PM] c12k: wow, where have you been?

[9:32:27 PM] Fatboy: i have been in vegas

[9:32:28 PM] c12k: i saw

[9:32:43 PM] Fatboy: i woke up at a bachelorette party

[9:32:50 PM] Fatboy: i didnt know anyone there

[9:33:06 PM] c12k: you must have been the stripper

[9:33:10 PM] Fatboy: yeah

[9:33:13 PM] Fatboy: totally

[9:33:18 PM] c12k: or the plus one gay friend

wrekt

You got wrekt the other day

thanks captain obvious

when am I not wrekt

I'm like in a perpetual state of wrekt

[UnknownLegend 5480]

Inside the "Syndicate Gamers Digest Vol 21 3/xx/13" thread (created 3/26/13)

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Edited April 30, 2013 by The Junzou

[Shadow 1044]

[5/24/2013 6:30:56 PM] drunk uwraa: i hid them in the back of the fridge because the other day i ate an entire container of blackberries

[5/24/2013 6:31:02 PM] drunk uwraa: and my dietician shadow told me it was bad

[5/24/2013 6:31:08 PM] Frankie (Shadow): moderation man

[5/24/2013 6:31:30 PM] Frankie (Shadow): just chowing down on blackberries man

[5/24/2013 6:31:32 PM] Frankie (Shadow): lol

[5/24/2013 6:31:42 PM] drunk uwraa: i wasn't even thinking about them

[5/24/2013 6:31:45 PM] drunk uwraa: until i noticed they were all gone

[5/24/2013 6:32:13 PM] ZachPL: i rather do that to fruit instead of chips

[5/24/2013 6:32:16 PM] ZachPL: i do both

[5/24/2013 6:32:22 PM] ZachPL: lol

[5/24/2013 6:32:33 PM] drunk uwraa: meh i'm not into chips unless they are a delivery vessel for good dip

[5/24/2013 6:33:27 PM] ZachPL this is pretty much my dinner cuz my mom isnt here to cook for me

[5/24/2013 6:36:52 PM] drunk uwraa: the fuck

[5/24/2013 6:36:54 PM] drunk uwraa: arent you in college

[5/24/2013 6:37:12 PM] ZachPL: yeah but its summer

[5/24/2013 6:37:17 PM] drunk uwraa: ...

[Dojima 7619]

aaaaahaha.

[fatb0y 1337]

[3:01:08 AM] Sketch: http://i.imgur.com/S5VI49R.jpg

[3:01:10 AM] Sketch: me + my gf

[3:02:03 AM] fatb0y: ANDREW

[3:02:06 AM] Sketch: kevin

[3:02:11 AM] fatb0y: Beth put on some weight son

[3:02:17 AM] Sketch: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[3:02:19 AM] Sketch: yo man

[3:02:22 AM] Sketch: thats that baby fat

Edited June 3, 2013 by Sketchmaticx

[Howard Dean 2502]

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[iAlwaysFail 799]

Permission granted

[iAlwaysFail 799]

[07/06/2013 12:31:36] Fatboy: so i guess im not sleeping

[07/06/2013 12:31:48] Fatboy: i just realized that there was a giganitc grasshopper like thing in my room

[07/06/2013 12:31:51] Fatboy: shit is disgusting

[07/06/2013 12:33:45] iAlwaysFail: you pussy

[07/06/2013 12:33:50] Fatboy: ok

[07/06/2013 12:33:55] Fatboy: it is actually a giant cricket

[07/06/2013 12:33:56] Fatboy: i cant sleep

[07/06/2013 12:35:18] Fatboy: dude

[07/06/2013 12:35:22] Fatboy: i dont know where it went

[07/06/2013 12:35:26] Fatboy: it like jumped under my bed

[07/06/2013 12:35:28] Fatboy: i cant sleep

[07/06/2013 12:35:33] Fatboy: i put on my red wing boots

[07/06/2013 12:35:41] Fatboy: and i am just gonna stay up all night

[07/06/2013 12:35:50] Fatboy: fucker be nocturnal i think

[07/06/2013 12:35:57] Fatboy: gotta find my vacuum

[07/06/2013 12:36:03] Fatboy: or get some mexicans to come clean my room

[07/06/2013 12:37:43] iAlwaysFail: oh shiiiit hahaa go sleep somewhere else

[07/06/2013 12:38:35] Fatboy: no sleeping

[07/06/2013 12:43:58] Fatboy: im gonna buy a bug vacuum

[07/06/2013 12:44:11] Fatboy: and then trhow all the little fuckers i find into a plastic bottle

[07/06/2013 12:44:21] iAlwaysFail: shops still open at this time?

[07/06/2013 12:44:24] Sketch: and then put some gasoline in there once i filled the bottle up

[07/06/2013 12:44:29] Fatboy: and then light that bitch on fire

[07/06/2013 12:44:35] iAlwaysFail: video that shit

[07/06/2013 12:45:41] Fatboy: http://www.amazon.com/Executioner-Swat-Mosquito-Swatter-Zapper/dp/B000MU2MJA/ref=sr_1_3?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1370605527&sr=1-3&keywords=bug+vacuum

[07/06/2013 12:45:42] Fatboy: maybe i should get one of these

[07/06/2013 12:46:23] iAlwaysFail: goodluck trying to swat a cricket mid air lol

[07/06/2013 12:46:33] Fatboy: i used to play tennis

[07/06/2013 12:46:34] Fatboy: lol

[07/06/2013 12:46:48] iAlwaysFail: rip cricket then haha

[07/06/2013 12:52:44] Fatboy: omg i see that fucker

[07/06/2013 12:52:54] Sketch: cook it

[07/06/2013 12:52:55] Fatboy: he is tryign to crawl towards my hamper

[07/06/2013 12:53:05] Fatboy: but each time i turn my head and spot the little shit

[07/06/2013 12:53:15] Fatboy: it runs back under my nightstand

[07/06/2013 12:53:30] Sketch: kill it

[07/06/2013 12:53:32] Fatboy: fucking cricket doesnt even hop

[07/06/2013 12:53:37] Fatboy: i dont know where it is

[07/06/2013 12:53:42] Fatboy: exactly

[07/06/2013 12:53:46] Fatboy i have a general idea

[07/06/2013 12:53:48] iAlwaysFail: are you sure its a cricket lol

[07/06/2013 12:53:59] Fatboy: it was hopping before

[07/06/2013 12:54:04] Fatboy: but now its just running

[07/06/2013 12:54:12] Fatboy: i tried to kill it with my snowboard

[07/06/2013 12:54:17] Fatboy: but it like jumped

[07/06/2013 12:54:18] Fatboy: alot

[07/06/2013 12:56:43] iAlwaysFail: get a airfresher and just spray the shit out of it

[07/06/2013 12:58:00] Fatboy: does that work ?

[07/06/2013 12:58:07] iAlwaysFail: it should do

[07/06/2013 12:58:20] iAlwaysFail: itll get like sufficated

[07/06/2013 13:01:00] Sketch: dude

[07/06/2013 13:01:10] Faboy: i think i know why the cricket is in my room now

[07/06/2013 13:01:14] Fatboy: they eat cellulose

[07/06/2013 13:01:20] Fatboy: which is in cardboard and paper

[07/06/2013 13:01:20] Fatboy: and shit

[07/06/2013 13:01:28] Fatboy: i have a fuck ton of cardboard

[07/06/2013 13:01:30] Fatboy: and paper in my room

[07/06/2013 13:02:12] iAlwaysFail: is that for your fake money

[07/06/2013 13:02:12] Sketch: but the question is

[07/06/2013 13:02:17] Sketch: how did it get in your room

[07/06/2013 13:02:29] Fatboy: alot of weird bugs get into my room 

[07/06/2013 13:02:36] Fatboy: thats what i get for living downstairs

[07/06/2013 13:02:39] Fatboy: on the side of a cliff

[07/06/2013 13:07:39] Fatboy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luSLa2lh0yo

[07/06/2013 13:07:45] Fatboy: what the fuck is wrong with people

[07/06/2013 13:08:11] iAlwaysFail: Lol have you been youtubing how to kill crickets or something?

[07/06/2013 13:08:29] Fatboy: yes

[07/06/2013 13:14:05] iAlwaysFail you killed it yet?

[07/06/2013 13:14:17] Fatboy: it is eluding me

 

 

 

Edited June 7, 2013 by iAlwaysFail

[BeauutifulChaos 902]

Lolol. This is pretty funny. Fatboy, you need a bearded dragon. Mine would have found it and eaten it instantly. =P

[Dyscivist 5686]

My cats kill and eat bugs 24/7, especially easy to spot things like crickets. Also, you're a pussy.

[Dojima 7619]

I have the executioner myself. Good for bugs and friends.

[Dyscivist 5686]

I remember touching one of those things. It was almost as unpleasant as when my brother made me take a jager shot as a kid.

[xmen 983]

I remember touching one of those things. It was almost as unpleasant as when my brother made me take a jager shot as a kid.

Nothing unpleasant about jager <3

[Clamps 4783]

Nothing unpleasant about jager <3

 

Except you know....everything...

[Goldentongue 3616]

I remember touching one of those things. It was almost as unpleasant as when my brother made me take a jager shot as a kid.

Things are starting to make a lot of sense.

[Super Novacaine 2228]

 

[07/06/2013 12:31:36] Fatboy: so i guess im not sleeping

[07/06/2013 12:31:48] Fatboy: i just realized that there was a giganitc grasshopper like thing in my room

 

Why didn't he just go sleep in another room in his mansion?

[Sketchmaticx 3170]

Why didn't he just go sleep in another room in his mansion?

 

you know how hard it is to fit an extra room into a 6800 sq ft house? not possible at all

[Dyscivist 5686]

Things are starting to make a lot of sense.

 

[Don Danzone 410]

Next time flametorch that shit with airfreshner and a lighter, gg bug

[Swed 2651]

Haha that no refunds video

Edited July 12, 2013 by Swedish House Mafia

[Guest Fohacidal]

 

What the shit did I just watch

[Dyscivist 5686]

Things starting to make a lot of sense.

[UnknownLegend 5480]

What the shit did I just watch

 

Actually a really good flick.  Paprika is the name.