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This was my favorite quote back in 5th grade when I had to do a presentation over Abraham Lincoln.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln

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okay first of all nobody even said that's what it said? fool.

Okay, but really though, I'm sorry for not being serious enough in your thread. I'll post my real favorite quotation now.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous being never start a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: never take anything Dyscivist says seriously.

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okay first of all nobody even said that's what it said? fool.

Okay, but really though, I'm sorry for not being serious enough in your thread. I'll post my real favorite quotation now.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous being never start a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: never take anything Dyscivist says seriously.

ahh, princess bride. great movie.

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okay first of all nobody even said that's what it said? fool.

Okay, but really though, I'm sorry for not being serious enough in your thread. I'll post my real favorite quotation now.

No the problem is you were being serious and you still didn't make sense..

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okay first of all nobody even said that's what it said? fool.

Okay, but really though, I'm sorry for not being serious enough in your thread. I'll post my real favorite quotation now.

No the problem is you were being serious and you still didn't make sense..

he made a joke.

about rune being a faggot.

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Also, respond to my pm.

And also.. no, you can't.

Daww, why you gotta be like that babe?

Also, more importantly, all of these are quotations.

"Quote" is a verb, not a noun.

quote

   [kwoht] quotation.

9. a quotation

Mmhhhmm that's right

Edited by Tucker

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Also, respond to my pm.

And also.. no, you can't.

Daww, why you gotta be like that babe?

Also, more importantly, all of these are quotations.

"Quote" is a verb, not a noun.

quote

   [kwoht] quotation.

9. a quotation

Mmhhhmm that's right

http://cdn.hark.com/swfs/player_16x16.swf?pid=ctckjfghvz

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No the problem is you were being serious and you still didn't make sense..

Hahah.

Uhh... it wasn't funny.

HAHAHAHA

Tucker, I love you. Please never leave this site.

Edited by Dyscivist

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"You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere."

+1 To anyone who gets that quote.

This is also from the same source:

You are a very harsh master, Master. I like you

And another one:

A :"Query: Would you rather be caught with contraband that is 'very' illegal, or just a little illegal?"

B: "What's the difference?"

A : "About twenty years, master."

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"You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere."

HK47, right?

Fucking Dys, Love you <3.

His quotes are always fucking hilarious haha

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"The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was. The present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be."

Good enough yet? :)

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One of my favorite books and I'm surprised you've read it.

Ouch...

What makes you say that?

I dunno, you don't strike me as a King fan, even though he wrote it under a pseudo-name

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"You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere."

HK47, right?

Fucking Dys, Love you <3.

His quotes are always fucking hilarious haha

Too bad you rape him and Revan in SWTOR.

Also, "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." -Euripides

Edited by PANTERA

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"Every guy on the internet claims to have an 8 inch penis. Its always 8! I think the reason they choose 8 is because 7 is big, but its not big enough, if they say 9 then its overkill, nobody needs 9. Then I think, at least on a subconscious level, that they're aware 8 is starting to sound like bullshit so they vary it up a bit. 8 and a quarter, 8 and a half, 8 and 3/8"."

~Amazingatheist

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"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." - Guess ;)

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"There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

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