Marine's Elite Recruitment thread closed despite still having potential

[Guest theimfamousproject]

DEAR STAFF, MAKE ME STAFF. ALSO FREE WOOWOO, FREE SMOKEY, FREE STARSCREAM. LONG LIVE KOOL-AID. FUCK CHOSEN. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANH

ALSO I WANT FFA BACK. ALSO I LOVE U FATBOY, UR MY FAVORITE MEXICAN.

-PR()JECT

[Goldentongue 3616]

Also

GT

Offtopic,

Get me a gif like that,

PLEASE

[Smooth-eh 856]

Nooooo CARL SAGAN!!! R.I.P I can't handle losing you both

PS. Lol'd at the amount of users reading this thread. All of us lurkers just waiting for some more good posts. Dojima teach me your ways

Edited August 14, 2012 by Smooth-eh

[Iherdcows 3419]

Nooooo CARL SAGAN!!! R.I.P I can't handle losing you both

PS. Lol'd at the amount of users reading this thread. All of us lurkers just waiting for some more good posts. Dojima teach me your ways

step one: Always spectate

step two: Stay alpha

Step three : Gather no moss

[Windmill 1521]

Also

GT

Offtopic,

Get me a gif like that,

PLEASE

can you just link me to the original videos?

[MONKEH 829]

This has turned out to be quite enjoyable.

ok you enjoy getting shit on. do you also like golden showers???

If this was a thread against mitch with his admin wouldn't it be in the admin complaint section and the title be different?

good thing it isnt because then everyone would get banned for hurting poor wittle mitchy's feewings

jk im probably gonna get banned for some stupid shit like janitors project. last time i got banned it was 2 weeks for capital letters because mitch couldnt find anything else better to ban me for. BTW IM STILL BANNED NEED UNBAN THX

This thread is now used to air out any problems with any staff

this is a pretty subtle way to say that this is a thread to bitch at mitch

lets be real here how can anyone possibly have a problem with any jcs other than mitch? lets go down the line:

jason: pretty chill dude, id say his chill to pull ratio would be like a 5 out of 5. not much of a frontman in the community and he doesnt start shit. i dont see how anyone can possibly find a way to have a problem with him

junzou: idk if hes even jcs and hes pretty much afk so how can anyone have a problem with him too?

marvin: hes handles money which is easily the thing to be taken most seriously in an online gaming clan. because of this hes like 100% professional 0% personal. has anyone ever seen marvin insult someone? how could anyone possibly have a problem with him?

blob: dude is a fucking model jcs. hes fair, coolguy plays drums, white, mentally stable, rational, doesnt suffer from bipolar disorder, not suicidal, doesnt admin abuse, not a midget, not fat, doesnt act like a fucking girl, and he doesnt need a support crew of teenagers from the internet to blow him and feel forced pity every time he has a 'life crisis' like a flat tire. a pretty straight dude.

mitch: see rest of thread.

from that day to the present, mitch's pity bank was open for business. everyone in this community is forced to open an account and make a deposit or else you become a target of mitch's spontaneous admin dicking. people literally take turns being mitch's personal cry pillow because he has no one else better to talk to irl about his problems than some kids on the internet.

watch out syndicate gamer community members, you may find yourself caught up in this mess of being a crypillow forced to deposit pity when in reality you dont give a shit, so here is some pro advice:

1. its probably going to start with steam messages where mitch will keep messaging you over and over ranting about his current 'life crisis'. all you need to do is say "wow bro that sucks" over and over till he goes to bed.

2. avoid sg teamspeak when possible. this is mitch territory and its a lot harder to ignore a high pitched asian crying at you than a flurry of texts

3. do NOT add him on facebook. you need to limit personal contact with people like mitch as much as possible. plus i heard hes a fucking creep. dont take it from me though, im too fucking smart to add him.

4. do NOT give him your phone number. this will be worse than teamspeak and steam messages combined because he can call and text you. it will be almost impossible to shake him off your life if you go this far in. next thing you know, your giving him rides home from work because he seriously has no one else to turn to in life but people he knows over the internet

5. do NOT ignore him, this will make you a target. unless you want to be the next Pyro getting permabanned for janitors project, it would be best for you to just make a deposit into the pity vault.

made this post

mitch IP bans me

i think blob unbent me

thank the lawrd

[Zachmanman 877]

stealth gangsta MLK

[Sir. Hot Mayo 1143]

Monkeh and his Pro Spy maneuvers.

EDIT: fuck my comment is too similar to Zach's... IM HIGH AS FUCK

Edited August 15, 2012 by Sir. Hot Mayo

[tex1an2 680]

Let me get this right, Monkeh actually typed something coherent and not in all caps? This is astounding.

[blob 1985]

Let me get this right, Monkeh actually typed something coherent and not in all caps? This is astounding.

Well, he is still Asian.

[Zachmanman 877]

Let me get this right, Monkeh actually typed something coherent and not in all caps? This is astounding.

Well, he is still Asian.

prove it

[Shadow 1044]

RIP Chicago Ted.

[fatb0y 1337]

made this post

mitch IP bans me

i think blob unbent me

thank the lawrd

lol thats probably why it didn't work earlier. I unbanned you last night when I removed some of your infractions, but I was tired and something went wrong.

[Goldentongue 3616]

Also

GT

Offtopic,

Get me a gif like that,

PLEASE

can you just link me to the original videos?

Her name is Stoya. Go forth and explore.

[Dyscivist 5686]

[Nitestalker 792]

blah blah blah im a dirty tramp

-PR()JECT

will you just die already?

seriously of all shit monkeh and company are spewing about mitch being abusive etc and all the "ninja bans" im surprised you havent gotten one yet.

people literally take turns being mitch's personal cry pillow because he has no one else better to talk to irl about his problems than some kids on the internet.

sounds like you're taking your turn, using this thread as a personal cry pillow because you have nothing better to do than get upset over mitches "abuse" of his power over you on the internet.

[Christmas 643]

It's times like this that make me glad I normally just lurk.

I also approve of GT's taste in pornography.

Edited August 15, 2012 by Christmas

[Guest theimfamousproject]

NITESTALKER

[Nitestalker 792]

[Iherdcows 3419]

NITESTALKER

Pic here

People tell me you're good at trolling.

I think they were wrong.

[Zachmanman 877]

[blob 1985]

NITESTALKER

Pic here

People tell me you're good at trolling.

I think they were wrong.

That's the genius of it, the troll wasn't project- he is actually mentally challenged.

The real troll was getting you to think he was the troll all this time.

[Tristan. 1053]

AND SO IT BEGINS

[Iherdcows 3419]

NITESTALKER

Pic here

People tell me you're good at trolling.

I think they were wrong.

That's the genius of it, the troll wasn't project- he is actually mentally challenged.

The real troll was getting you to think he was the troll all this time.

WHAT A TWIST!

[Titan 42]

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