I aplogize for being a big fag.

[poptar4551 0]

You're 12. You're allowed to have urges to have sex with other 12 year olds.

Who the fuck asked you? Go away you fucking retard.

Sadly I am not 12, bad assumption and quit being a dick. I don't know who shoved the stick up your ass and pointed it in my direction but you need to calm down.

[Guitar Guy 25]

Sigh...Honestly, I don't even kill Samm anymore, just a little tap from my crowbar :3.

Love tap ftw?

[poptar4551 0]

I had just begun my sophomore year of college in the fall of 09. I had done quite well on my academics and my group of friends were more than satisfactory. My only grievance was that I had only been laid once in my freshman year, and by a girl I didn't actually care for. Needless to say I was disappointed in myself and the movies for telling me that college was one big orgy.

It was only a few weeks into the semester that I met Emily while walking through the all girls floor of our residence hall. They liked to make it a good habit to call the dorms a "residence hall", but noone was lame enough to call it that. It was a dorm and nothing else.

I became friends with Emily and the other girls on the 5th floor. We would keep each other company in groups of 4-5 out in the narrow hallways late at night. One day the girls waltzed into my room to the sight of a shirtless me pulling up a fresh pair of jeans over my legs after a hot shower. I greeted them with an awkward smile and "hey guys", but the situation was soon made comfortable by me and the girls good sense of humor.

After this incident Emily kind of stood out from the other girls. She added her number to my phone, texted me with the mission to have smalltak, and instant messaged me online whenever she had the chance. We were becoming better friends and she distinguished herself from the other girls by telling me her life story, we even started drinking together, nothing in excess. The kind of drinking where you weren't getting drunk, but you were definitely having an effect on your behavior. Our flirtatious behavior soon made its self apparent. Emily would make fun of the way I always looked emotionless even though I am a relatively happy guy. I would always poke at the fact that her "black side" came out when she drank heavily or got mad. Emily's life story included telling me that her dad was black and her mom was white. Not very surprisingly her nasty black dad left her and her white mom before she was 3, leaving very little memory of him. When I first met Emily I thought she was just an Asian with freckles, but after realizing she was half black her nice ass and athletic body made more sense. She had the kind of body that was skinny, but you know if she tripped and fell down she wouldn't break 4 bones from being so frail. Her skin color was about the same tone as a white sorority girl who tans a lot, except she wasn't orange, it was a nice creamy light chocolate. She was pretty much a clone of Mariah Carey. The best characteristic about her body was "the gap", some of you guys might know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, then you need to analyze women for their physical beauty more. The gap is the gap between their thighs so that if they stood straight up they couldn't tuck a penis behind their thighs because they don't touch.

If you hadn't guess it yet, this led to us becoming more than friends. One day I was at my computer browsing this shitty counter strike source gaming forum, not a real big forum, but one just big enough for people to form cliques and feel the need to act like a douchebag, but not big enough for everyone to say "fuck off noone cares". I was reading a thread about why its a bad idea to divide by zero when Emily came and sat on my lap.

Like I said, Emily came and sat down on my lap, but she sat slowly, almost awkwardly slow. Slow enough to apply pressure linearly until her entire weight was being transferred from her ass to my lap. I had to discreetly adjust myself so that she wouldn't notice anything "popping up". She leaned against me and wrapped her arms around my shoulder/neck area in kind of a relaxed hug and casually read this shitty forum with me. She leaned her head against mine in kind of an awkwardly close manner and I began to feel myself growing in the pants like a worm moving through the mud. She smiled at me, I froze with embarrassment, she had to notice, theres no way she couldn't, I had rocketship ready for takeoff in my pants. I continued to browse the internet like a virgin or a faggot would at this moment when she started kissing my neck and slowly worked her way up to my face, and finally my lips. I submitted and lifted her leg over my lap so that we were face to face connected. After about 10 seconds of making out she aggressively started rubbing her crotch against my solid erection. I now knew what this had become.

I tried quite hard to keep my dick from exploding, but I had somewhat of a problem. I always got aroused quite easily and wasn't one to be able to fight the urge to finish in the bedroom. Even holding hands with a girl that I found attractive would cause me to pitch a tent. Its not that I was a virgin or had experience with the ladies, I just had a really strong and sensitive libido. Of all the girlfriends I had before, I had never lasted very long in the bedroom and as you can imagine this caused some insecurity issues. Most people say with experience you get over that premature ejaculation, but I find that to be bullshit, because statistics say that 33% of males over 16 are unsatisfied with their stamina in the bedroom. Some would say this was an evolutionary advantage back in the more primitive times. I can sure as hell say that I would rather be able to nut in 60 seconds when theres the risk of being attacked by a lion instead of the guys who have to hit it in the piledriver position for 30 minutes straight to get off. Still, in today's society, blowing your load that fast is looked down upon and seen as a "problem". I never let my poor ejaculatory resistance keep me from getting laid, so I wasn't going to let my insecurities ruin anything between me and Emily.

During our makeout session her friends came to my door to get her for some bullshit reason. You know how girls make up stupid shit for no reason at all, "oh hey we gotta go gurrrl".... "why?"..... "we're going to *insert random place* in like 10 minutes". I wasn't going to make a big deal about it, I never fought very hard for women and I think that kept me from going insane over them like lots of guys my age tend to do.

The next day the girls and I were hanging out in the hallway around 10PM. We were all having a good laugh about a skinny white wigger who tried to fight me because I was sitting beside Emily in the hallway and he had a crush on her. Needless to say it was pretty pathetic, his tall, 135lb rappers frame didn't really do much damage to me and the police came and escorted him off campus. At around 11PM the girls decided they were going to make a run to pizza shuttle, Emily said "I'm not really hungry, I think I'm going to stay here" I awkwardly said the same thing and got a cute smile from the girls in response.

After the girls left Emily wrapped her arms around me and brought herself close to me in a way that she couldn't in the company of others. We decided to get out of the middle of the hallway and go to my room. It was the type of embrace where I nearly carried her to my bed, but we just sat beside it feeling the other. I slowly leaned her onto my bed and laid down above her in the missionary position to start a passionate dry hump session. As her nice "gap" rubbed against my already hard crotch, she began to breathe a bit harder and put her hands inside my shirt just to feel every inch of my naked upper body, while pulling me closer to her. She slowly lifted my shirt up and pulled it off of me. I reached into her shirt and felt up her sides, her body was so soft, yet so trim and fit. I grew increasingly turned on as my hands went up her sides past her ribs, and along her nice round breasts. They weren't the big kind of breasts that bounced as she walked or the kind that you could make an artificial vagina with and slowly titty fuck her greased chest. These tits were perfect, round, and perked up in a way that said "guys will still look at these when I'm 40". I ran my hands over her tight chest as I raised her shirt over her head and casually tossed it on the floor.

I resumed the previous missionary position intimacy, but now both of our bare bodies were in contact. Her stomach against mine, her erect nipples rubbing back and forth against my chest like a car antenna hitting a low clearance sign. She was very concerned with getting as close to me as possible, letting every inch of her bare body come in contact with mine. I laid beside her and began feeling her entire body as she felt mine, her hand wandering from my chest and shoulders lower and lower every minute until it reached my pants line. She poked a finger beneath my underwear to catch a small feel of my now rock solid erection, going back and forth between rubbing the outside of my pants and going a half centimeter farther into my pants every time she returned.

I finally went straight to her pants and unbuttoned the front and dove my hand straight into her pants, and felt the amazing warmth and softness of her amazing vulva. She, simultaneously, unbuttoned my jeans and went straight for my dense shaft. Each of our junk was exposed to the other. I pulled her pants down, which caused her to pull mine down. Both of our bodies were completely naked against eachother attempting to find a place inside the other. She grabbed my dick and rubbed the head against her clit, showing me how much she wanted me inside her, but I wasn't going to give that to her just yet.

I pulled back and brought my head down to vag level with her. She moaned with excitement. It was probably one of the cleanest pussies I had ever been around, completely shaved with no meat curtains. She flinched with a startling pleasure when my tongue first made contact with her perfect slit. Every 15 seconds she silently whined "oh go.." "oh shii..." or "oh fuh...", while forcefully trying to coach my head in the right position. About 5 minutes in her body was pulsing and her vag was moving up and down against my mouth, while I quickly tonguefucked her tight crease. As soon as she was about to blow, I stopped and got up. The look in her eye told me she knew what was coming next just as well as I did. She put her hand on my throbbing piece and said "let me do it, I'm a little small down there, it hurts sometimes" so I leaned over her as she rubbed my bulbous head against her vag, trying to find the right moment for entry. She then slowly pushed it in, as the head went in all at once she flinched and reached up to bring me closer to her, as I slowly pushed my way into her, she grabbed around my body harder and harder until I was all the way in and she groaned in 1/3 pain and 2/3 amazing pleasure. I slowly started to go in and out, making sure not to hurt her. I leaned in and began kissing her neck from the bottom up, as I made it to her ear, I licked the inside of her ear which "lit her fuse" which set off a chain reaction to her breathing harder. She whimpered "OH MY GAHHH, OH SHIIH, OH FUCK ME HARDER" and I did harder and harder until she came with a "OH FUCK SHIIIT" and I couldn't take it anymore and blasted her insides full and hard to which she squealed with warm pleasing satisfaction.

After that Emily and I became a couple. The kind of couple that is always cute with each other and never really had any problems. About a month went by and she realized my problem with premature ejaculation and knew that I only impressed her so well the first time because I made up for my lack of stamina with a 15 minute foreplay session and then a 45 second vag pounding. She would wait outside of the shower and bathroom for me to get done taking a shower, so she could drag me to my room and fuck me. I pretty much expected her to be waiting when I got out of the shower. The weird thing was she never was there before I took a shower, but somehow ended up knowing I was in there. The only problem now was that every time we had sex she would act disappointed because a long session for me before getting off was about 2 minutes. So sometimes I would do multiple 2-5 minute sessions in an hour, all of which were just not long enough to provoke any good response from straight vaginal intercourse.

Our relationship didn't suffer from it, I found other ways to pleasure Emily. My love for her ran deeper than 6 inches.

Most guys can agree with me, that in the early morning hours, we may have morning wood, but that doesn't mean everything down there is working as it appears. You may have a big stick, but nobody to swing it. Well I am with you guys, its nearly impossible to get off in the early morning immediately upon arising. Yet we maintain this erection for no reason.

One quiet Sunday morning around 9:30 AM, when all the christians are at church and everyone else is hungover or sleeping in, Emily came in my room wearing her pajamas and snuck into bed with me while I was still sleeping. I don't remember her getting in bed, but I remember waking up to her stroking my morning wood in amazement at how hard it was. She said "its like its made of solid oak" as she pulled down her easily removable pajama pants. I, still groggy from waking up 15 seconds ago, wondered what she was doing there, but didn't really care since she was in bed with me and currently kicking her pants off at her feet.

She leaned over me and slowly mounted my morning wood with a day breaking delight. She started pumping her vulva up and down my shaft like a hammer in a blacksmith's shop. After she reached the 30 second mark where I usually came she really started to get into it loudly whispering "oh baby, ohhh god, baby, DONT QUIT" and I started to find a bit of pride in myself for not shooting the gun so early, she really was enjoying me. She got aggressive with the pumping, swalling every inch of my dick with her perfect little pussy, almost to a violent thrusting which shook my bed up and down. About 4 minutes in she was on top of me with her head in a pillow screaming into it with painful pleasure, violently trying to get every inch out of me inside her at the speed of light. Out of the muffled screams through my pillow I could hear "OH GOD, FUCK ME HARDER, DEEPER!" as she came harder than she ever had before, her entire vaginal hole pulsating and throbbing around my hard as a rock cock.

he was still breathing hard when I finally got myself out of her, I knew she wanted more. I quickly threw a towel to her and grabbed one of my own. I looked up and down the hall and dragged her down to the shower room where we made our way into one of the small 4x4ft single shower stalls. I turned on the water not realizing that it takes 20 seconds to warm up and it both hit us with a stimulating frostiness, her caramel colored nipples perked up as she brought herself close to me for comfort. I covered us both in axe shower gel which quickly lathered itself up to a nice foam just from our movement against eachother, boobs, skin, and the rest of our bodies sliding against one another with ease. I turned her around and jammed my ever hard into her like a shovel in dirt and she yelped "fuck!" from the restretching of her tiny hole.

This time she was even more ready, every thrust, every inch of my dick was like a goldmine of sensation to her. I could feel every ridge of her insides rubbing against the bare skin of my extension. Every push I bottomed out against her cervix, giving her a sort of good pain. At this point every 4 strokes she was loudly saying outrageous things like "I FUCKING LOVE YOU" "MAKE ME PREGNANT" "I WANT TO MARRY YOU" "MAKE YOUR DICK COME OUT MY MOUTH" and "LETS FUCK FOREVER". Which turned me on weirdly enough, but at this point I realized I hadn't pissed all morning, and I told her this. To which she responded "JUST GO, I WANT IT IN ME" so I thrusted harder and harder and blasted her insides with gold, while she bit her hand just to keep herself from screaming in physical joy.

With my bladder clear I began to feel my climax coming, I turned her over to face me, by this time that shower stall must have been a good 130 degrees fahrenheit and if it wasn't for the shower our sweat would have made a puddle. She looked me in the eyes and I could tell she wanted to take the load of her life. I rocked our pubis symphysii together slowly at first, then harder and harder until she was screaming incomprehensible things. Finally, her body gave one final contraction, then she exploded in orgasm, biting my shoulder and neck to scream into, as I filled her insides with cum. Streams of ejaculate were flowing out of her vagina from pure overload of volume. She pulsed for up to a good 5 minutes, even when we were getting out of the shower she needed me to help her back to her room because her legs were nearly useless stalks of jello.

This post makes me rethink my view on sex before marriage....

[LOPEZ 1750]

So where's them pics?

I read every single post by the way, interesting.

[TURKISH RAMBO 9]

This post makes me rethink my view on sex before marriage....

Jesus christ....

[alson 1]

Jesus christ....

jesus christ ..

[SmileyCat 18]

Oh my gowd so sorry for not posting yesterday!!!! I was sick, and who wants to be in the computer when you sick??? Sorry, I'm going to post right way, ( haha I sounded like a blonde "OMG Does Walmart sell like walls 'n stuff?" -Pairis Hilton.

[TURKISH RAMBO 9]

Oh my gowd so sorry for not posting yesterday!!!! I was sick, and who wants to be in the computer when you sick??? Sorry, I'm going to post right way, ( haha I sounded like a blonde "OMG Does Walmart sell like walls 'n stuff?" -Pairis Hilton.

Im going to take a big fat steamy shit on your chest; and you better eat it all you dirty slut.

k.

[Dojima 7619]

Computer is the main thing I do if I'm sick.

[Zachmanman 877]

lol dont you guys get it, he isn't going to post pics

he is going to delay this as long as he can

this is most likely the same person over and over again

first we had that mute bitch (forgot name) who was exposed as a fake

then right after we had jenn

then a little while later we had kitty

and now we have this one

I'm pretty sure its been the fat whale all this time and now she isnt posting pics so we don't know its her

[Guest J_MaFia]

lol dont you guys get it, he isn't going to post pics

he is going to delay this as long as he can

this is most likely the same person over and over again

first we had that mute bitch (forgot name) who was exposed as a fake

then right after we had jenn

then a little while later we had kitty

and now we have this one

I'm pretty sure its been the fat whale all this time and now she isnt posting pics so we don't know its her

Just lol.

[Zachmanman 877]

i hear something a comin

omg.... what has been seen...

[Couls 26]

So where's them pics?

I read every single post by the way, interesting.

wasted 5 minutes of your life.. In the spam section, interesting..

[Dakota 4722]

i'm late to the party. All the food gone?

[Iherdcows 3419]

i'm late to the party. All the food gone?

we're out of cheese.

[Tortoise 2791]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS?

I AM SO CONFUSED!

[LOPEZ 1750]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS?

I AM SO CONFUSED!

13 year old girl pretended to be a 15 year old girl.