a serious problem.

[Kelso 4]

since we've probably all had this problem, i'll just get right down to it:

i like to jerk off. thing is, like most of you know, you dont exactly leave the milk 'n' cookies on your stomach. you wipe that shit up with a tissue or something. but i dont like wasting tissues, and it's pretty damn obvious to anyone who enters your room that you've recently been watching some freaky shit if you use tissues. So what I did is cut the top open on a juicebox and I've just been nutting in that every few days, and it doubles as a great place to put exhausted nugg after you vape it. here's the thing though. It stinks. And not even a little bit, I'm beginning to smell it across the room but I can't exactly safely dispose of a cum and weed filled dole fruit punch juice box without a good chance of being discovered.

How do I mask the smell? How the hell do I get rid of it? How do I prevent this from happening in the future?

it's seriously becoming a problem. I can't sit at my computer without smelling stale jizz

[Pebbz. 953]

Get a jizz towel and regularly wash it. (:

[Howard Dean 2502]

Use toilet paper, flush it down toilet, great success!!!!!!!!!

Umm.... I would get a trash bag, wait for everyone to go to sleep, put it in trash bag, wrap it up, and put it in a full trash bag and take it out to the dumpster...

I dont have these problems that you have, but it sounds like it would work...

[RAGEQUILT 0]

wait, you have juice boxes filled with jizz?

[HoboInArmy 7]

Next time your mom bitches at you to take out the trash, take it with you... Its not hard to just go out back and throw something in the dumpster.

[Dead Donkey 49]

Yo, its a bit wierd, but next time you jack off just let it like...absorb into your skin or whatever. its like a fucking cream, just rub that shit in. No joke. Its alwayyyssss worked for me.

What? what are you looking at? It just absorbs right in. Really. Honest.

[tex1an2 680]

Dude yall nasty.

[niC- 9]

Dump some vinegar in that shit.

[Skotti 2105]

Get like some lysol or some shit and just spray n pray.

[fps_trucka 1715]

ok bro this what u do get some spray any kind that scents (axe/w,e) then spray that shit for a good 24 seconds, to get rid of it carry a bunch of shit along with the juicebox so they wont even care bout that specific thing and go to a local trashcan/ dumpster.

[Guest rw.Sentenced]

What the fuck is wrong with you people

[Dead Donkey 49]

Yo, ive always wondered if jizz is flammable.

BURN DAT SHIT UP!

[Papa 231]

Yo, ive always wondered if jizz is flammable.

BURN DAT SHIT UP!

FUCKING LOL!!!!1

Also, axe doesn't cover up smell for shit.

You could just pour it down the toilet and then burn the juice box.

Except you would have a burnt stale jizz smell in your house.

[-DragoN- 2]

Just before you jizz get to a sink and jizz in that, then wash it away.

Give it a good scrub and success no jizz and no smell. Might want to spray some aerosole if you want but meh, if you're quick aint no smell.

[RockbeatsPaper 190]

eat it.

box and all.

[Nap0odo 3]

if you are the lazy type, just think of it as some kind of japanese fruit juice and drink it up. since it's already in a juice box, stick a straw and drink it up. then you'll have a empty container for the next batch? add some sugar or something if it doesn't taste good

[Kelso 4]

Actually i have dumped cologne in there a great many a times. Not spray shit either. It only transforms the smell into what could possibly pass for a chick magnet cologne, because what kind of woman wouldn't like a man that smells like several loads of dissolved jizz and cologne.

also, napoodo i like the way you think. I think that'd really balance out my diet, it's missing some protein.

[Goldentongue 3616]

And here I was thinking I was a revolting slob for leaving some dirty clothes lying on my floor...

[Pebbz. 953]

And here I was thinking I was a revolting slob for leaving some dirty clothes lying on my floor...

How do you know which clothes are dirty, then?

Dirty clothes on the floor; clean clothes in the closet.

[Kelso 4]

Sniff test mang. I can't count how many times I've worn a pair of pants like 4 days in a row. If it's good enough for you to sniff at point blank range, then it's good enough to wear.

[centran 4457]

baking soda... works wonders

[EchoFourTwelve 165]

mix it with your milk and say the milks gone sour. OR use your phone to watch porn, bring it with you to the shitter, and nut off in there&flush. OR find a girl...well you know the rest. : ) LOL i'm just pitchin ideas.

[Dead Donkey 49]

also, napoodo i like the way you think. I think that'd really balance out my diet, it's missing some protein.

How about instead of eating your own jizz/cologne mixture out of a smelly carton to get protein, you do what everyone else does. HIT TEH OL' KFC MMMM YEAHHHH CHIKIN

[Zachmanman 877]

put it in a woman

[Guest Fohacidal]

Burn the fucking box dawg