Break my Cuffs - Jailbreak Records, Stats, and Awesome lists.

[Fruggles 23]

STICKY ME PLOX

DISCLAIMER: Everything in the following categories/lists/rankings/etc. are purely subjective. The idea is to create the goofiest collective "Stats" for JB as we can. Suggest anything, and we might add it.

Been meaning to find some way to post a randy thread like this, SO LET'S DO IT! This is forRIZZLE guise, so don't post your lame annoying bullshit. The point of this thread is like a Jailbreak scrapbook. We'll post all the memorable/random Jailbreak things here for everyone to share/laugh about. If it's good (as deemed so by myself or a majority of nubbits), I'll add it to "THE LIST!" There will be more than one list. For sho. We will categorize. But until then, I would like to introduce:

Great moments in Jailbreak History:

• GEFILTEFISH & MITCH WAR(Skotti Mitch Chicago)
  
• WOW TRIV (Collective)
  
• Admin (AKA Nevo), good joke respawn please! (anyone remember who said this originally?)
  
• Hello. my name, is Warden Monkeh...
  
• Oracion has a nice haircut... (Freekirrer)
  
• Since no orders were given... (Renegade)
  
• Penis Cupcake I Will Eat You!
  
• 16 Color Red-light Green-light (Garden Snake)
  
• Petite Caesar/[insert playername] Freeday
  
• Howard Dean Day (Click Meh!)
  
• Oracion dies...at the hand of his own teammate - FF On round. (Gratz to Joe for the executing shot)
  
• T-Pain Warden (blob)
  
• HANS LANDA (Tex & ITBURNS)
  
• Silence Day (Freekirrer)
  
• Let me have the mac10 so i may kill the most dangerous/innocent rebellers (El_patron)
  
• Run from the LR T! (Click Me!)
  
• Panda Day (Mr.Panda. You Will Never Win.)
  
• Temptation
  
• REBELLER WIND HAS ARRIVED!!!
  

Videos:

Parts 1 & 2 (Thanks Velo)

Now, for MY part. Player RANKINGS. If you wish to be added to a specific list, you best be hasin a good reason. Feel free to nominate ANY other player for ANY of these lists, and I will take it into consideration (give me some proofs/examples)

The Boss-est Terrorists of them all:

• wind.exe (26-0. That is all.)
  
• zach. rebels. every round. WITHOUT FAIL. OMG irritating xD. (AKA badassmin)
  
• Shotgun (always makes it to LR...fuck if I know HOW)
  

The Pro-est Wardens/CTs in the land:

• WARDEN MONKEH (Hello, my name is Warden Monkeh...)
  
• Blob (Bloody Blobby trivia anyone?)
  
• SuperNovakayyyyne
  
• Mr.Panda (Panda Day ROCKS)
  
• Lazzy
  

Sidenote- Warden Whores:

• Triv. (longest rounds ever. Many many freekills.)
  
• Warden Monkeh. (10 round warden ftw)
  
• xela (just a whore in general - love slaying him)
  
• Lazzy (For Wardenwhore 2010)
  

Super Sidenote - CT whoring killfaggots:

• Team Alaska Will
  
• Superfr33k
  

1 Admin to Rule them all (Orac), 1 Admin to bind them (Howardddd), 1 Admin to fuck them all, his name was probably Mitch.

• Musicfreak02 (He's 15. And yet. Still one of the best admins on. Sad. Wish the current 2yr old admins would take a page from his book...)
  
• Nevo/Kursha (Well let's face it. Me and Kursha, we got a hate/hate relationship. Regardless, I still have enormous respect for her as an admin. She gets shit done right.)
  
• Team [VAG]ina
  

Most Aboosted Admins:

• Triv (you slayed me?! !slay @u ; you restricted me?! !unrestrict @me) ADDENDUM: I will now respawn myself whenever I think I've been wrongfully killed/slayed/restricted/etc.
  
• frootloop (!slap @u 0)
  
• Alwaysfail (fails alot at admin. TakeYourJobSrsMuch?)
  

Most Aboosed Players:

• Lazzy (Thank you sir, may I have another)
  
• Joe (His score says everything it needs to: -8-26 : Joe slay/respawn day : )
  
• Petite Caesar SLAY DAY!!!
  

RANDOM PLAYER AWARDS:

Monkeh - Super Game Creator

Tubbbles - American Idol: Winner, Season 1

Freekirrer - Most annoying REAL voice ever (xD)

Triv - Worst player. WOWest player.

Games:

Examples:

Simon Says

• Gametype: General; stationary elimination; All maps
  
• Best Warden:
  
• Best T:
  
• Records:
  

American Idol

• Gametype: Special; Last Request; All maps
  
• Best Warden: Tubbles (Can SING?!)
  
• Best T: N/A
  
• Records: Tubbles (isabeast)
  

Shot 4 Shot

• Gametype: Special; Last Request; All maps
  
• Best Warden: =EGI=Joe
  
• Best T: Frootloop
  
• Records: Frootloop (19-2.5 - I'm giving you a half Cookie : )
  

Low Spray

• Gametype: Special; LR Elimination; All maps
  
• Best Warden: N/A
  
• Best T: Shotgun (Inventor of the tinyspray); Ernieee (self-nominated)
  
• Records: Numerous PERFECT low sprays...
  

High Spray

• Gametype: Special; LR Elimination; All maps
  
• Best Warden: N/A
  
• Best T: rw.Sentenced
  
• Records: N/A (due to admin ability CHETS)
  

Super Parkour Ninja Master

• Gametype: Special; Movement Elimination; Map Specific (most)
  
• Best Warden: Warden Monkeh
  
• Best T: diabeticbitch (<3), Moose (crymore), many others (name yourselves, you know who you are)
  
• Records: Warden Monkeh (Kills many Ts xD)
  

DeaGolf

• Gametype: Special; Last Request; Lego Jail
  
• Best Warden/CT: N/A (I nominate myself xD)
  
• Best T: Bayo Auto
  
• Records: Bayo beats 6 CTs in a row. Beast.
  

Temptation

• Gametype: General; Special Elimination; All maps; Aboose.
  
• Best Warden/CT: Nova, Monkeh, Panda
  
• Best T: Wind (isn't this always true?), pro.knifer
  
• Records: frootloop hand-off day. Temptation was played. frootloop grabs gun, shoots a T and throws the gun back to the group before being shot. The rest of the team proceeds to do the same and chaos ensues. Win.
  

froot's posse:

diabeticdaniel

=EGI=Joe (skeptical member)

pro.knifer

Lazzy

Mr.Panda

Titan

Dyscivist

AnDarkTemplar

PetiteCaesar

DarthFeraligatr

Ernieeee(ImissU)

Martyr Shu

[Mitch 2111]

You told me you were doing fucking homework, or was that someone else LOL.

[Velo 2077]

Lol, awesome thread! soon, i will be emptying some of my fraps JB vids on to youtube.. and maybe taking somore to post on here if thats alright with you Froogle.

[Guest rw.Sentenced]

i demand to be crowned king of the high spray competition

[BeatNRhyme 0]

i demand to be crowned king of the high spray competition

I second this.

[blob 1985]

Awesome stuff here...

I totally prefer T than CT though

[Renegade 1198]

You told me you were doing fucking homework, or was that someone else LOL.

That was me you ass -.-

[blob 1985]

Dont forget Freekirrer's Oracion has a nice haircut

Chicago Ted's gefiltefish

Renegade's Since no orders we're given...

[Renegade 1198]

woots I was mentioned!!

But Blob I don't think he was here for some of those.....I made Okay,since no orders were given...like back in the day man(Like all the way back in 09 man)

Same with Ted's i think

And I am still a member of Oracion has a nice haircut 2010!

also I would like to nominate myself for king of forgetting my own orders and what I say and end up Killing myself.....or King of Dumbass for short!

[blob 1985]

Also Penis Cupcake eating us, SIlent but deadly T- crashed, who doesn't have a mic so we'll never know what he says.

I'll keep thinking..

Also I'd like to think that I am the greatest T and CT combo of all time. I can do it all baby.

[Super Novacaine 2228]

Not to toot my own horn, but I would regard myself as a pretty good warden.

But regardless, Nevo I have a rly good joke respawn plz.

[Ernieeee 0]

I am the most amazing low spray winner and amazing at parkour. Shiiit. I'm amazing in general.

[Velo 2077]

im a shitty warden. though pretty good at sneaking up behind cts while theyre still watching cells and killing like 5 of them at once

[Fruggles 23]

Lol, awesome thread! soon, i will be emptying some of my fraps JB vids on to youtube.. and maybe taking somore to post on here if thats alright with you Froogle.

Absolutely Sir!

i demand to be crowned king of the high spray competition

Proofs? You got one vote so far, so...I will put it up pending further votage/proofs.

Also I'd like to think that I am the greatest T and CT combo of all time. I can do it all baby.

This is true...or rather, WAS true. Until I came along. Sit.

Not to toot my own horn, but I would regard myself as a pretty good warden.

But regardless, Nevo I have a rly good joke respawn plz.

And a proAdmin to boot, sorry I forgots you boss

PS @ renegade/blobby: True, I was not here for those things, but that's why I want you to post - I've added several of those items to da lisht.

[Guest rw.Sentenced]

Gonna also have to vote for Penis Cupcake I Will eat you

[Renegade 1198]

Gonna also have to vote for Penis Cupcake I Will eat you

Would vote as well but he ate me so I cant : /

[MrMoo 0]

Renegade's Since no orders we're given...

For your information, that was me, renegade, and darth feraligtr

[Skotti 2105]

Dont forget Freekirrer's Oracion has a nice haircut

Chicago Ted's gefiltefish

Renegade's Since no orders we're given...

Me ted and mitch started that shit dawg.

And I promote myself to honorary lawyer.

[blob 1985]

Ted had the most distinct voice I remember. And it was remember we we're playing spike and you all would not STFU about it.

[Mitch 2111]

GFTF is the original JB Tag Mob. Fuck OHANHC and the rest of that retarded shit.

[Taboo 2392]

I AM THE BEST WARDEN HERE.

[Zachmanman 877]

I have to have the record for rebelling most and quickest.

I think a "most suicide missions" award is in place for me.

[Musicfreak 181]

I have to have the record for rebelling most and quickest.

I think a "most suicide missions" award is in place for me.

I don't know man, I die alot when I immediately run out of my cell to a vent (and almost every time die)

Tough one

[Taboo 2392]

I think I'm the warden/regular who gets the most rebel magnets

[Shuda51 25]

Triv wins the awards for longest rounds as warden and for the most occurances of causing everyone on the server to say "Wow <insert name here>".