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A PSA on why NOT to divide by zero

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Zachmanman    877

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I knew something was fucked up when she wouldn't take pictures of herself for me to troll with on another forum.

I knew something was fucked up when she said her "cam was broke"

I accused her of being a fat dude with a voice changer, but I was too much of a pussy to completely call her out on the truth that I knew deep down inside.

I stopped talking to her on steam because I knew she wasn't who she said she was. She was on too many times during the day to say hi to me on steam to have been taking 22 credit hours. A masters in architecture takes 5 years if you do a side by side masters and bachelors degree program. She told me school was going to take her like 10 years. This is also bullshit. I know plenty of girls that are in the architecture school at my college and they all take 14 credit hours max each semester and they are in their studio until 4 in the morning every night working. No way she could handle 22 hours. Also also, she claimed to like smoking weed and css so much to perfectly fit an internet nerds penis.

I guess we'll just have to accept that the only hot chick who plays CSS is Sammy.

Edit: Also, Also, Also, Also, she claimed to be 5'11" and 120 lbs, that would give her a BMI of 16.7 which puts her in the underweight category for females and males. I am 5'11" and 190 and I find myself to have a slim figure. She would be in an anorexia recovery clinic.

SUPER EDIT: Am I allowed to post a picture that jenn sent me of her skinny person?

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I knew something was fucked up when she wouldn't take pictures of herself for me to troll with on another forum.

I knew something was fucked up when she said her "cam was broke"

I accused her of being a fat dude with a voice changer, but I was too much of a pussy to completely call her out on the truth that I knew deep down inside.

I stopped talking to her on steam because I knew she wasn't who she said she was. She was on too many times during the day to say hi to me on steam to have been taking 22 credit hours. A masters in architecture takes 5 years if you do a side by side masters and bachelors degree program. She told me school was going to take her like 10 years. This is also bullshit. I know plenty of girls that are in the architecture school at my college and they all take 14 credit hours max each semester and they are in their studio until 4 in the morning every night working. No way she could handle 22 hours. Also also, she claimed to like smoking weed and css so much to perfectly fit an internet nerds penis.

I guess we'll just have to accept that the only hot chick who plays CSS is Sammy.

Edit: Also, Also, Also, Also, she claimed to be 5'11" and 120 lbs, that would give her a BMI of 16.7 which puts her in the underweight category for females and males. I am 5'11" and 190 and I find myself to have a slim figure. She would be in an anorexia recovery clinic.

SUPER EDIT: Am I allowed to post a picture that jenn sent me of her skinny person?

Yes you can, because you know, it isnt really jenn

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Zachmanman    877

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Yes you can' date=' because you know, it isnt really jenn[/quote']

oh shiii

she gave me another picture of that same red headed chick thats kind of hot, I'm at home for the weekend, but that pic is on my computer at college, I'll post when I get back and mayb we can find out who Jenns double identity is

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Zachmanman    877

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Lol, she also talked exactly like a fat chick pissed off at the world. Always pissed off at other girls, hating sammy because she was better looking than her.

LMAO she told me she gets crap from her friends because shes attractive and plays CSS!

FUCK I wish I kept logs of all our conversations. She talked about sex saying she liked to lay naked with her last boyfriend all night long.

Is there anyway to recover chat in steam?

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Amber    91

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she deleted her facebook!! WINRAR

Jared >:| I told you that :/ I thought she just removed me from facebook, but then I checked the url thing and she was gone..WTG.

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Neur0    34

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Lol, she also talked exactly like a fat chick pissed off at the world. Always pissed off at other girls, hating sammy because she was better looking than her.

LMAO she told me she gets crap from her friends because shes attractive and plays CSS!

FUCK I wish I kept logs of all our conversations. She talked about sex saying she liked to lay naked with her last boyfriend all night long.

Is there anyway to recover chat in steam?

So do I. OH the lulz to be had.

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UnknownLegend    5480

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Lol, she also talked exactly like a fat chick pissed off at the world. Always pissed off at other girls, hating sammy because she was better looking than her.

Also explains why she had such a preoccupation with talking about how much money she had.

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