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A PSA on why NOT to divide by zero

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Hello sG, today I thought I would explain to all of you why dividing by zero could cause much bodily and mental harm to you. Here I will present exhibit A:

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niC-    9

niC-
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Jenn is not who she claims to be.

It all began with this.

[00:47] sG | niC- [L5]: jenn

[00:47] sG | niC- [L5]: jenn

[00:47] sG | niC- [L5]: jenn

[00:47] sG | niC- [L5]: jenn

[00:47] sG | niC- [L5]: jenn

[00:47] jen9090: shes asleep

[00:47] jen9090: this is her bro sry

[00:48] sG | niC- [L5]: oh alright

[00:48] jen9090: and by her order im not to talk to ppl on here so bye

[00:48] sG | niC- [L5]: cya

I then forwarded this to xxx

[01:05]

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sG | niC- [L5]: [00:47] sG | niC- [L5]: jenn

[00:47] sG | niC- [L5]: jenn

[00:47] sG | niC- [L5]: jenn

[00:47] sG | niC- [L5]: jenn

[00:47] sG | niC- [L5]: jenn

[00:47] jen9090: shes asleep

[00:47] jen9090: this is her bro sry

[00:48] sG | niC- [L5]: oh alright

[00:48] jen9090: and by her order im not to talk to ppl on here so bye

[00:48] sG | niC- [L5]: cya

[01:05] sG | niC- [L5]: o_o

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[01:05]xxx: lol

[01:06]xxx: u should tell her bro fucked up things about her that arent true

[01:06]xxx: it would be lulzy

[01:06] sG | niC- [L5]: omg lol

[01:06]xxx: like how shes a muff diver

[01:06]xxx: or how she likes bondage

[01:06] sG | niC- [L5]: dude

[01:06] sG | niC- [L5]: omg

[01:06] sG | niC- [L5]: that would be

[01:06] sG | niC- [L5]: lulzy to the extreme

[01:06] sG | niC- [L5]: o_o

[01:06]xxx: do it

[01:06] sG | niC- [L5]: fuck

[01:06]xxx: and then post his reaction on the forums

[01:07] sG | niC- [L5]: lolling uncontrollably D:

[01:07] sG | niC- [L5]: so tempting

[01:07] sG | niC- [L5]: but then jenn will rage

[01:07] sG | niC- [L5]: o_o

[01:07]xxx: lol

[01:07]xxx: she would

[01:07]xxx: rage so hard

[01:07] sG | niC- [L5]: lol

[01:07] sG | niC- [L5]: just

[01:07] sG | niC- [L5]: change my name

[01:07] sG | niC- [L5]: to

[01:07] sG | niC- [L5]: idk

[01:07] sG | niC- [L5]: o_o

[01:07] sG | niC- [L5]: then change it back after im done

[01:07]xxx: ya

[01:07]xxx: do et

[01:07] sG | niC- [L5]: no u

[01:08]xxx: i came up with the idea, u gotta follow through

[01:08]xxx: lol

[01:09] sG | niC- [L5]: yeah but

[01:09] sG | niC- [L5]: it'd be funnier if you did it

[01:09]xxx: oh man

[01:09]xxx: i got him to reply

...

It then progressed into this. (It gets better.)

[04:14]xxx: make sure u find and delete all her porn

[04:14] jen9090: she just thinks*

[04:14]xxx: she would RAGE

[04:14] jen9090: ok im just saying but i looked at the history and was suprised that hse was looking at lesbo porn

[04:14] jen9090: just saying

[04:18] jen9090: okay just between us she is more on fat side that skinny side

[04:18]xxx: define "fat side" lol

[04:18]xxx: like 120+?

[04:19] jen9090: like 200+ and aboyt 5 foot 6 or 7

[04:25] jen9090: also what she say about education bet she lied on that one to

[04:25]xxx: umm going to college

[04:25]xxx: for architectural shit

[04:25] jen9090: yup she lied

[04:26]xxx: lol

[04:26] jen9090: she dropped out with like a month left for her senior year in highschool

[04:26]xxx: O:

[04:26] jen9090: bcs she failed 1 class and didnt want to be a 2nd year senior

[04:26] jen9090: and do u think she has enough time to go to college with as much as she plays gmes

[04:27]xxx: lol

[04:27]xxx: idk she logs off for periods of times

[04:27] jen9090: ic

[04:28] jen9090: well anyway she has been study here lately to get her GED even thogh she been out of school for like 2 and a half years

[04:29]xxx: are u guys as rich as she says you are?

[04:29]xxx: lol

[04:30] jen9090: wait how rich did she say then ill compare

[04:30]xxx: umm, apparently she has a million dollars in a trust fund

[04:30] jen9090: wait gotta go she is waking up i think

[04:30]xxx: lol

[04:30] jen9090: also we liv in a trailor and live like month to month

jenn2l.jpg

So basically, Jenn's brother got on webcam with his own laptop. xxx asked him to show us Jenn to see if he was really just full of shit.

Jenn's brother found a lighter and put it up to her face with the webcam pointed at her.

Summary: The person in the picture is Jenn.

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Clay    24

Clay
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He'll probably be like, "It's real funny n stoff"

Hello sG, today I thought I would explain to all of you why dividing by zero could cause much bodily and mental harm to you. Here I will present exhibit A:

n695722404_5726.jpg

Over 1 million hours in photoshop.

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Tansen    52

Tansen
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He'll probably be like, "It's real funny n stoff"

Over 1 million hours in photoshop.

Well I guess they found a use reverse use for that bloat tool in PS lol.

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Tansen    52

Tansen
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fixed for ur sake...

Thanks I had to think what the tool was called I guess I didn't erase it completely when I was trying to correct it. Still bothering me on what tool its called unbloat perhaps I'll have to look again later

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Guest Fohacidal   

Guest Fohacidal
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Haha, I didnt know how to word it :\

It was basically the same

I still lolled howard, gg

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